…..Retailer Bloomingdale’s mistakenly issues gift cards worth $25,000 to customers…….Write-In Presidential candidate “Deez Nuts” polling well in three states……Everybody’s humping the Nicki Minaj wax statue……Prostitute releases dick pics of local police officers…..Animal rights activist beaten with a duck in Spain….Arlington burglar sneaks through doggie door, eats popsicles……Police investigating discovery of human bones at Ardrossan Cemetery…..Detroit-area mayor seeks ban on personal flamethrowers….and no I didn’t make any of this up!….oops, forgot one…..Israel just denied a woman asylum because she wasn’t lesbian enough.
LAWSUIT: WHITE FLORDIA TEACHER FIRED FOR HAVING A BLACK BOYFRIEND…..Really folks?……Florida, Florida,, Florida!….wait I just read it….check this out… school officials were (and I quote)… “Shocked and offended” after finding out her new husband is black…and that she associated with black faculty members (and that pissed some of them off)….and some of the faculty didn’t like the fact the she played (and I quote again)….black music in her class room…..and during her tenure…..faculty members did a blackface skit…..and they claim she was let go do to budget cuts…..well you can just close that school…..because that district is going to be broke after the settlement….but then again!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…. Boston subway fare evader was carrying $7 thousand dollars in cash
Couple deported back to Britain after wife strips naked to parade around Turkish swimming pool and husband is tear gassed by police after he attacks hotel staff who complained
Von Miller reveals the Denver Broncos fined him for passing gas during meetings
24-year-old kills date for showing up in sweatpants
Patient sues surgeon after son found her topless before-and-after photos online
Boy had temper tantrums, threw his bike at his mother, split her lip open – blamed it on the dog
Chinese villagers beat dog thieves for nine hours
Wrongly-convicted inmate, spent 27 years in prison must spend the weekend behind bars due to paperwork
Deputy throws woman around the room after refusing to get her a tampon
Man dies 15 years later after being shot. Shooter to be charged with murder
Walmart to play less Justin Bieber in stores to lift spirits
Malaysian official blames Canadians and other foreigners for earthquake that killed 13 people
Woman is shot in the head but was saved by her weave
U.S. JUDGE RULES SEXUAL TRAFFICKING IS NOT A VIOLENT CRIME…..Oh we seriously need to get rid of this judge…..you know what this mongrel said….he was not persuaded that… “The ordinary case of sex trafficking by force, fraud or coercion involves a substantial risk that the defendant will use physical force as a means to commit the offense.”….this man hasn’t a clue as to what….sex trafficking is.
STORE CELEBRATES 10,000 SHOPLIFTER…..Like I said before….gotta love the Dutch….a video was posted from the Netherlands…which shows a shoplifter getting busted…and it was the stores 10,000 arrest….and what was the crooks punishment?….fine?….nope….arrest…..nah…..they popped open champagne, passed it around the store and celebrated…they broke out party hat, cake and had a party…..the crook didn’t hang around to enjoy it….she ran out of the store!
QUESTIONS SWIRL AROUND ANCIENT KORAN, WHICH MAY PREDATE MUHAMMAD……Okay…..now… an ancient text has been found…at the University of Birmingham……where the “EXPERTS” say this text predate the ideology of what we may or may not believe….so, this is what “THEY” are saying….first of all….it’s starting a big debate….because one expert says it belongs to a slightly later era….as if he were there to know….anyway,….they did the radiocarbon test….and came up with a period between 568 A.D. and 645 A.D…..kind of like rolling the dice at Vegas…..anyway,….Muhammad is generally believed to have lived between 570 A.D. and 632 A.D….and is thought to have founded Islam sometime after 610 A.D…..and the first Muslim community was established at Medina (present day Saudi Arabia) in 622 A.D.