…..And here’s a tune we all shall listen to….and learn from….as our wives….continue on through this thing called life….and have to deal with certain unwanted physical changes….as if dealing with one unwanted physical change…..for over 40 years…..once a month is a picnic…..anyway,…..and this new mantra becomes our song my brethren….that will probably get you killed….this is incredible musical lyrical masterpiece re-mix….is sung just the same as …..our yearly noel #1 hit……“Here Come Santa Claus…..Here Comes Santa Claus”….. “Her comes Santa Claus….here comes Santa Claus….right down Santa Claus lane”…..remember?…..good, let’s go……anna 1…..anna 2…..anna 3…..anna 4…..anna….
Here comes menopause…..
here comes menopause
My wife’s gone insane
Yelling and screaming
With hot flashes
She’s just not the same
Moods are changing
There’s complaining
Nothings merry and bright
So get some Advil
Give her space
And forget about sex tonight
Here comes menopause…..
here comes menopause
Just like a freight train
Doors are slamming
And thing are thrown
So open up the veins
Wish it ends soon
And she’s better
You just don’t want to fight
So jump in bed
And cover your head
And hope that she don’t bite
SO, ABOUT THIS…..ECLIPSE…..RAPTURE THANG…..Ya’ll were talking about….I mean….like what was supposed to happen?…..and what’s a rapture thang?…..wait, hold up for a sec……………………………….ok, got it…..now, according to a lot of people…..who….I guess get their info from a book written by…..sorry, in particular with a captivating theme…..was re-written by a bisexual king…..and his friends…..just sayin’…..anyway,…..now, the rapture is a term that refers to the return of Christ….and the gathering up of his elect…..I’ll be back on that one…..anyway,….now the rapture theory…..the flocks words….not mine…..is based on Scripture….and it implies that “all non-believers on earth…..at the time….will be left behind for the tribulation period”…..and to finish this….theory….the rapture is a central doctrine of the Christian hope…..ah, give me a minute…..coffee…………………..now….I’m sure the ones screaming of the end of whatever…..took this idea from the King’s book…..and not from one of the different 79,000 different versions of the Bibles in the world today…..that generate at least one sale annually….anyway,….and now the return of Christ…..didn’t they say he imaginalarly….is that even a word?…..popped up before….and the day was celebrated like a few weeks ago?…..he’s hung up like a piece of art…..oh come on…..look around you…..that image is hanging everywhere…..back in the day…..JC was hanging right between Dr. Martin Luther King Jr……and JFK…..he was snatched down and thrown in a cave…..and three days later….he wakes up and said “see ya”……and now people are screaming the rapture is coming…..and y’all expect him to come back?…..seriously?…..think about it……if you were Jesus…..and after what they did to you…..would you bring yo ass back?…..yeah, I thought so…..and now let us traverse to the ones who refuse to conform to any religious stuff pertaining to the rapture….. “The non-believers will be left behind”…..good!……thank you!
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..
MICHAEL JACKSON’S SON…..Blanket….now 21…..has changed his name….and is completely unrecognizable…..I really don’t care…..
MEET BRIANA DeSANCTIS…..she spent 2-years hiking across the U.S……no!…..and I really don’t care….
COULD FISH SEX…..be keeping Floridians up at night?…..since it’s Florida….I would not be surprised…..and I really don’t care….
GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT AfD…..party sees a drop in popularity…..now “THAT”….I care about….
BRITTANY MAHOMES….joins Sports Illustrated…..swimsuit for 60th anniversary issue….and I really don’t care…..