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PUMPKIN: MORE THAN A PIE…..See, here it comes again….I’m looking for a lawyer who will represent them in court….and those of you who know.….I know you attended Harvard..…NYU..…Georgetown….and a few other places.….yeah, I need your help…..I want to rally for the rights of Pumpkins.….oh, don’t laugh…..they are a species of organic mutated stuff…..and it formed into……that…..but that’s beside the point…..they have been abused for……ever……just think about it….you grow-up in a communal patch…and Charlie Brown is there watching over you.….and all of a sudden.….. “Humans”…..and they come in droves and rip you away from your home…..throw you in a truck…..and take you to an unknown place…..where you sit and wait…..and then they grab you…..and take you to another strange place…..and turn you into a pie or a soup…..maybe even stuff you up a Turkey’s butt…..and to make matters worse…..on the 31st of October.….that’s the time when Pumpkins are really humiliated…..they stick sharp objects into you…..and make you have a face which isn’t your normal face…..or post pictures of you and your friends on Facebook of all places…..either throwing up…..with beer bottles..…or looking like Meth addicts…..I am totally against this type of abuse…..so I’m calling on all my lawyer friends who believe in a righteous cause…..to stand up and fight with me…..to right this racist abuse towards our…..orange, yellow looking friends…..it is wrong…..you remember how sad Charlie Brown is when the Great Pumpkin doesn’t show…..now you know why.….we need to start writing letters.….canvassing the neighborhoods…..taking up collections…..reserve TV time…..do a Jerry Telethon…..before Thanksgiving arrives…..I’m sorry.….I just woke-up…..and my coffee is still brewing.
KHLOE KARDASHIAN LABELLED “RACIST” AFTER POSTING “KKK” PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM…..Come on folks….what she posted was not racist…..what was posted proves she’s stupid….there’s a pic of her , Kourtney and the other dummy….and the caption on the photos says…. “The only KKK to ever let black men in”….yes,….she posted that!
TUPAC SHAKUR’S FOUNDATION IS RELEASING A NEW SINGLE AND MIXTAPE…..I said it once and I’ll say it again….the man is not dead…..Witness Protection maybe?…..new face?
HOW WE ARRIVED AT THE CURRENT STATE OF POLITICS…..Easy,…..they were elected by the people….for the people.…to take care of the people…..and now they’re screwing the people!
WHAT OBAMA SHOULD SAY NOW…..I don’t think they “REALLY” want to hear what Prez has to say…..because it might include a few cuss words.
EVERY HARVARD STUDENT FAILS TEST BLACKS WERE ONCE GIVEN TO VOTE: 1964 LOUISIANA LITERACY TEST….Ha!….I bet that wouldn’t have happened at Dartmouth!
CANADA PM’S BOLD WORDS TO PUTIN…..You go Canada….git up in his face!….he told the Tzar….. “I guess I’ll shake your hand, but you need to get out of Ukraine.”
BERLIN NAMED MOST FUN CITY IN THE WORLD…..Ok,….there are a few I still have to go to….but I can see that……man, there is a lot to do in Berlin…..and it’s huge…..and you can put it under the same saying with New York….. “The city that never sleeps!”
COMET LANDER SHUTS DOWN AS BATTERIES GO FLAT AFTER SENDING DATA…..So wait…..you’re telling me you spent all that money.….and landed a probe….on a comet…..in an area where the sun doesn’t shine….and you didn’t have a back-up plan.…. “JUST IN CASE”…..and the batteries died?…..and the path it’s travelling is towards the sun?…..and you only have 13 months to gather data…..and you’re batteries died?…..and before the batteries died you only drilled 10 inches.….on a comet you believe to be a pristine remnant from the formation of our solar system some 4.6 billion year ago?…..y’all stupid!…..trying to land something as big as a washing machine…..on a speeding comet…..is like trying to give a whale a Tic-Tac!
RESTAURANT OVERCHARGES CUSTOMERS UP TO $99,000 DOLLARS……They have to be the dumbest….non counting…..waiters and waitresses in the world…..James Morgan went to the Chop House in Knoxville, Tennessee…..ordered chicken parmesan and two beers…..what, a little over $20 bucks right?…..$27,000…..in what world…..does a dried-up piece of chicken and two watered down beers cost $27,000?….and get this…..one woman…. “NOTICED”…..her bill was $80,000.….if you don’t pay.….I wonder if the “Chop House” has another meaning?
WIDOW TAKES DEAD HUSBAND’S ASHES INTO T-MOBILE PHONE STORE AFTER FIRM REFUSES TO CANCEL CONTRACT…..Dang T-Mobile……what more proof do you want?
PROTESTERS BLOCK ST.LOUIS STREETS AS GRAND JURY DELIBERATES CHARGES IN FERGUSON SHOOTING…..Ok,…..just in case you don’t know…..what’s happening.….and a decision hasn’t been made.….yet…..this is what’s happening……Missouri Governor activates the national guard……protesters mob courthouse where the grand jury weighs the case…..President Obama met with Ferguson activists…..Hacker Group Anonymous publishes names of Ferguson KKK members…..Homeland Security moves in…..and more…..seems like we’re going full circle…..let me tell you a story……. “Once upon a time…..there was a little boy from Chicago…..who went to visit his family in the South”……!