April 13, 2022

FLIGHT DELAYED AFTER PASSENGER DEMANDS DIVORCE FROM HUSBAND

….Now this one comes out of Russia….more than 500 pissed off passengers were left stranded for seven hours because she’d had enough of her husband…..the plane was taxing and right before departure she demanded to be let off the plane because….she was not in the mood to fly right now….the cabin crew tried to persuade her not to leave….but she wasn’t having it…she said she decided to get a divorce and had to get off the plane…..when her husband asked her when does she want to get divorced…..she screamed…. “URGENTLY!”

YUSHRA MARDINI…..Anyone know this young girl?….well one day I hope you do….she saved her life and the lives of 17 other refugees….last summer she fled Syria on a boat….and it broke down during her journey…..she jumped off and pushed it while swimming for more than three hours…..she did it together with two other people…..including her sister….and saved 17 people who were on the boat…..she was a swimming champion in her native country….and is now one of the athletes on the Refugee Olympic Team….who will participate at the Rio 2016 Olympics.

STATE OF THE UNION:10 HIP HOP SONGS ABOUT AMERICA…..For those of you who would like to hear a different opinion….than Donald Trump….Hillary….or the Bern….and of course Sarah….here are messages from those who deal with America day after day…..and are saying what and how a lot of people feel…..depending on which side of the tracks you live on……Lil Wayne – God Bless Amerika……Jay Z – American Dreamin……Company Flow – Patriotism…Eminem – White America…..Jay Z, Kanye West and Frank Ocean – Made in America…..Public Enemy – Fight The Power (which should be a national anthem)……Young Jeezy and Nas – My President…..Nas and Millenium Thug – My Country….Outkast  and Khujo Goodie – Gasoline Dreams….Lupe Fiasco and Matthew Santos – American Terrorist…..and most of you may not be into rap….but if you like poetry…..it’s the same thing….if you’re brave…..give a listen…..and if you think this is just a black thang….take a look at what the Governor of Kansas just did…..now that’s a wake-up call!

RUSSIAN REAL-LIFE BATMAN WAGES WAR ON MOSCOW CRIMINALS……Honestly, I like this guy…..here’s why……about a month ago….this vigilante put on a costume…and started waging his own war against drug dealers….and so far he claims to have captured around 40 criminals….a taxi driver witnessed a man dressed as Batman enter a building that later proved to be a drug den…he soon heard screaming and things being thrown around….Batman came out…threw a fire bomb at the ground and disappeared…..later the cops showed up and arrested two badly beaten men….Batman says,…. “You don’t know me, and it is unlikely you have heard about me. I call myself The Reaper and for the past six months I have been struggling with the disease that has long been plaguing our society – crime. I fight drug dealers, rapists and gangs. I don’t kill or cripple people and I am not against the police or authorities but I do root out the evil that police and the authorities cannot reach. Their hands are tied and they have become victims of their own colleagues and criminals. I’m not looking for glory and I’m not looking for allies or imitators. I’m just asking for some help with information”…..and if any of you out there have some….you can reach him on his Twitter page….@JnecReaper…..and he claims….this is only the beginning.

NEW NYC AD CAMPAIGN: “STAY PUT IF YOU ARE TRAPPED IN AN ELEVATOR”…..Ah……ok!……………..NEXT!

OBESE 280-POUND WOMAN SLIPS ON THE STAIRS, FALLS ON HER HUSBAND AND KILLS THEM BOTH IN A FREAK ACCIDENT….Ouch!…..what a horrible way to go.

THIS TOWN CALLED DILDO IS ACTUALLY QUITE PICTURESQUE…..It really is….located on the Canadian Island of Newfoundland….it’s a very beautiful costal fishing community…and one of the popular activities in Dildo…is the annual Dildo Days Festival….where the town of 1,200 residents welcomes visitors to come and celebrate with them.

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