….And I don’t feel one iota of remorse for him…..I bet he wished he had the other eye.….you know…..the one a bull took out before……earlier when he was gored not once……but twice..….and I’ll assume he thought having a blindside wouldn’t be a problem for him……when a charging bull is roaring down on him……well guess what Juan?……it didn’t work and you “Juanna” know why?……because you have a blindside……and then you fell while you were trying to escape..…guess you didn’t see the exit huh?…..sorry, my bad…..and then the bull went to whippin’ up on him…..he was trampled……mauled and got up with a piece of his scalp dangling from the right side of his head.….so…..Bull – 1…..stupid ass matador who should’ve learned his lesson when a bull gored him twice before…..and took out an eye – 0.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU NEVER CRAPPED AGAIN?……Well, either I’m dead…..so this wouldn’t be up for discussion..…or..….I completely forgot what a toilet was for……anyway,……voluntarily withholding stools for a long period of time (or fecal retention)..….is usually related to bowel-related problems……such as chronic constipation because the colon can become dangerously distended in a condition known as “megacolon”……don’t quote me……quote Logan Booker because he came up with this explanation……anyway,……so what happens is this……your insides will have to make way for your overloaded guts……to the point where they can make their way up into your rib cage……yeah, I know your saying……I could hold if for a week or two…..guess what…..a man with Hirschspring’s disease didn’t take a shit for 13 years…..and died at the age of 29……his colon grew to 2.13m long..…and weighed 21.32kg..….and his colon is on display at the Medical Oddities Mutter Museum in Philadelphia……seriously,……I don’t know if this is true……but I do know one thing…..if I gotta go…..I’m going.
DIE HARD…..The first “HOLY SHIT” action movie to hit the movie screens with a bang……did you know it the 30th anniversary of the film?…….during the whole film there was only one thing I was caring about……yeah, you know Bruce is gonna kill the bad guys in spectacular ways……rescue the damsel in distress……and save the day……and still I was so sad……because while Bruce was jumping elevators…..diving on floors..….jumping out of windows and smashing back through them..….get shot at and almost shot……and through all this….I felt sorry for his feet…..because the brother was doing all that without wearing any shoes……cut glass, rocks……stepping on stuff that would’ve made you say “OUCH”…..stuff worse that a 3 in the morning Lego……and yeah, I’m going to put it on my phone or whatever……and watch it again……hey, Alan Rickman is worth it…..man I miss him!
1-YEAR OLD BABY APPEARS IN IMMIGRATION COURT, CRIES HYSTERICALLY….1-year-old child appeared in an immigration court……without his parents for an immigration hearing…..you know what the judge said,….. “I’m embarrassed to ask if the boy understood the proceedings”……the child played with a ball..…drank from a bottle……and cried when he was leaving the courtroom……and so we granted him a voluntary departure order..….so he could be reunited with his father in Honduras……his father who had been sent back home earlier……another child held up five fingers…..when the judge asked him how old he was……and in immigration court…..children are not guaranteed a lawyer..….though a few may appear with some type of representation…..can we get any lower as a country?
HUGH ICEBERG THREATENS GREENLAND VILLAGE…..And the 169 residents living in the village Inaarsuit packed up their stuff and booked..….have you seen this snowball……it’s gigantic……with cracks and holes in it..….the fuel and power station are close to the shore……and depending on the weather.…..they’re not sure if it will crack in half or float towards the coastline and do some damage……and that thing is over four miles wide…..some experts are saying……get used to it……because more may be on the way……due to climate change..…and this increases the chances of more tsunamis happening.
GLASGOW, MONTANA IS AMERICA’S MOST ISLOATED TOWN…..Cool,…..good to know…..not on my bucket-list anymore…..the nearest city is……4.5 hours in any direction away……the epitome of “in the middle of nowhere”…..right……and that’s why we’re not moving there either.