….Yep, Nicole decided we’re going to take part tonight….ok, I’m all for making the world a better place….climate change..…protect our planet….7,000 cities (maybe more) worldwide are taking part..…sure….so at 8:30pm our time….Nicole turned the lights off..…and so did some of our neighbor’s….and I was feeling it….nice….but there was one problem..…and I don’t know if some of you have experienced this….but it’s very hard..…to cook dinner in the dark!
LARGE HADRON COLLIDER SCIENTISTS HOPE TO MAKE CONTACT WITH PARALLEL UNIVERSE…..I didn’t know about this….thanks El Verado……so….if they let some…..thing..…or alien..…from this so-called parallel Uni….enter our Uni…..blame the Swiss….the LHC atom smasher at the CERN center…..in Geneva….is going to be fired up to its highest energy level ever in a bid to detect….“OR”….create a miniature black hole..…yo man,….it’s called a black hole for a reason….now if they pull this off….a successful new Uni will be revealed….which would wind-up re-writing physics and philosophy books….and it is even possible that gravity from our Uni….may leak into this parallel Uni….they’re gonna mess up and let some serious shit enter our world…..or blow this one up….think you might be taking that….“Boldly go where no man has gone before“ saying a bit too serious.
MODERATE ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION INCREASES ATTRACTIVENESS…..Hence the term…“Drink them beautiful!”
U.S. FEDERAL REGULATIONS REQUIRE A SECOND MEMBER OF THE FLIGHT CREW TO BE IN THE COCKPIT AT ALL TIMES…..If necessary….a flight attendant is required to be in the cockpit when one of the pilots leave it…..European regulations do not provide for two people to be in the cockpit at all time…some are saying…..having the U.S. regulation..…might have prevented the crash of Germanwings Airbus A320….so far the news is blaming Andreas Lubitz the co-pilot…..who they say was battling depression….and calling it a…..suicide!…..when you take 150 people with you..…when you decide to off yourself….that’s not suicide….that’s murder!…..it makes you think about a few…..unexplained oops!….TWA Flight 800…..Air France Flight 447…..Indonesia AirAsia Flight 8501…..Malaysia Airlines Flight 370….Ron Brown….people are checking pilots now…..more than they check Ebola!
DEAD WOMAN SITS UP IN COFFIN, UNDERTAKER PASSES OUT FROM SHOCK….I bet he did….and I’m sure he wasn’t the only one!
MODEL BURSTS BOOB IMPLANT AFTER FALLING WHEN POLE DANCING….Hey boys and girls….can you say the word….“SPLAT?”
POLICEMAN HELPS WOMAN FINISH LAP OF 10K RACE TO CELEBRATE WEIGHT LOSS…..Asia Ford….after shedding 200 pounds in the space of a few years..…decided she wanted to run a 10k race….to let people know…..she lost the weight and wanted to continue to get in shape….and running in the Rhodes City Fun race was a good idea…..Lieutenant Aubrey Gregory was following the race….and could see girlfriend was struggling to finish the last couple of miles…..so he decided to walk with her….and make sure she finished…..her determination alone is enough to get me off of the sofa.
EXPLODING HEAD SYNDROME….Now “THEY” ask..…if you’ve ever heard a loud “boom” in the night, don’t worry, you’re not going crazy – it’s just a sign of this strange sleep condition….really?….I think some people may disagree on that loud boom….depending on your neighborhood….anyway,….according to Washington State Uni researchers,…roughly one in five people experience the psychological phenomenon known as….“exploding head syndrome”….which involves being awakened by an inexplicable loud….yet nonexistent….noise..…it usually happens when you’re falling asleep….and they think it’s the result of a..…kink in your brain while it’s shutting down for the night….and instead of gradually shutting down…..the auditory neurons crash all at once…..with a bang!….and now we know..…and then we fall asleep….18 percent out of 211 undergrads said they have experienced it at least once….about one third said they had isolated sleep paralysis….where they couldn’t move or talk upon waking and dreaming with their eyes open…..there’s a lot more info….check it out!
4-YEAR-OLD GIRL RIDES PHILLY BUS SEARCHING FOR A 3 a.m. SNACK….The little girl….dressed herself…..slipped out the house…..boarded a bus at 3 in the morning….because she wanted a Slushie…..I don’t know about you but I do believe in Angels….she plopped in a seat….was swinging her legs and singing..…“All I want is a Slushie”…..the bus driver….Harlan Jenifer….pulled the bus over and called the police….she was reunited with her parents at the hospital….the cops let this one slide because the parents didn’t know she snuck out…..I bet you’ll child-proof the house now won’t ´cha!
MASS EXORCISM OF SCHOOLKIDS LEAVES MANY IN HYSTERICS AS PRIEST ATTEMPTS TO “BANISH THE DEVIL”……Now Priest Tomas Wieczorek, 37….said he wanted to purify them….so on the first day he took a few kids up on stage….placed his hand on their foreheads….one by one..…and started repeating….“Holy Spirit come, Holy Spirit come“….some kids fainted….a few cried..…and when other students wanted to help their passed-out friends….he screamed..…“God is entering their souls and banishing the Devil” …and then most of the kids busted out laughing….rolling on the floor, tears in your eyes….laughing….one kids said it was really scary, almost like a mental asylum….now a few parents….who sent their kids to this religious camp in Gryfice, north-western Poland….grabbed their kids…..and booked…..because they were scared about what would happen tomorrow….yeah, I would’ve snatched up my sons and jetted!