…. Ah DOH!….I guess the motivational speech worked.….because the speaker motivated these idiots to do something really stupid.
BERNIE WORRELL, MASTER P-FUNK KEYBOARDIST, DEAD AT 72…..And 2016 strikes again…..even though he was sick with stage four cancer for awhile.….this man will be missed from the music world…..and for those of you who never heard of this music master.….there’s no question you’ve dance to his musical creations because he’s worked with.….George Clinton’s Parliament/Funkadelic…..James Brown…..Sly and the Family Stone…..Talking Heads…..Keith Richards…..Yoko Ono…..Nona Hendryx…..The Pretenders……Manu Dibango…..in 1997.….he and many of the P-Funk band members were inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame…..and he was New Jersey born!
CHINESE MAN WALKS AROUND WITH 40Kg ROCK ON HIS HEAD TO LOSE WEIGHT…..Man China is becoming more stranger than Florida.….Cong Yan claims.….daily walks with a heavy stone balanced on his head.….has helped him lose 30 Kilograms in the past three years…..and some people are wasting their money on diet plans and diet pills…..and all you needed to do was.….walk around with a heavy brick on your head and you would’ve lost weight.….just ask my man Yan.
BATON ROUGE MOTHER JAILED FOR PUNISHING SONS WHO BURGLARIZED NEIGHOBR’S HOME……This woman should not see one day in jail…..and as far as I’m concerned..…she did the right thing.….just like my mom..…or dad..…would’ve done…..now I want to talk to those of you who were born in the 50’s and 60’s…..they rest of y’all can go.….Tweet something……anyway,……she found out her badass rugrats broke into a neighbor’s home.….the boys are 10, 12 and 13……so she snatched a power cord and tore da ass up.….now…..when you did something wrong when you were a kid.….what did mom or dad do?……they either grabbed a belt…..shoe.….a switch…..ironing cord…..fly swatte.r….anything…..because you messed up and you were gonna get it…..now days kids get away with so much when it comes to parental discipline…..I see some of these brats in Hamburg……screaming at their parents.….falling out in the middle of the street…..hitting and kicking them…..and the parents are trying to be diplomatic and explain stuff to them…..I say to Nicole…..just give me that brat for one hour…..the first thing I’d do…..is pluck him upside his head…..and he’ll never do that crap again…..and the authorities are calling what she did.….child abuse…..so,…..what would you have done?
50 CENT ARRESTED FOR CURSING IN THE CARIBBEAN.….Wow I didn’t know that could happen…..but they did warn him.….and he decided to perform his song P.I.M.P…..and he said the M.…F…..word…..and the police in Saint Kitt..…arrested him…..fined him $1,800 bucks…..took his travel documents…..and told him to show up in court…..idiot!
AND IF YOU THINK 50 CENT IS STUPID…..CHECKOUT THIS IDIOT….22-year-old Melissa Reid…..who hails from Scotland…..was caught in Peru trying to smuggle 24 pounds of coke out of the country…..she said she was doing it because she wanted a story she could boast to her friends on the Ibiza party scene…..and she was dumb enough to accept an offer and money from some gangsters to fly there and do it…….well lady……after doing three years in some of the worse prisons in Peru.….now you’ll get your chance to brag…..dummy!
CANADA LOVES OBAMA SO MUCH THEY WANT HIM TO VIOLATE THE U.S. CONSTITUTION…..Why not?…..everyone else seems to like doing it…..he delivered a speech to the Canadian Parliament…..and they loved it so much.….he received several standing ovations..…and they chanted “Four More Years!”…..he was there for a summit between the three North American leaders…..which meant that the Mexican President Enrique Pena Nieto was there…..and that must’ve pissed Trump off.….as for Obama doing another term…..personally….I. think Michele wants to get out of that prison and have a life.