….In my house it does….as for an expiration date?….never seen one.

A HARVARD EDUCATION COSTS OVER $82,000 A YEAR…..Really?…..so, my kids graduates from high school and wants to attend Harvard University….ok….now, 82 grand a year….plus books, new laptop, new phone, and everything that goes with them, clothing, food, pocket money, weed, rolling papers or a bong, not one of those plastic bongs like I had, condoms, some more extra stuff….so, let’s see……now that’s $82 grand a year…..plus extra stuff…..times four years…..equals….my kids gonna be stupid.

ALABAMA SUPREME COURT RULING HALTS MOTHER’S IVF JOURNEY – FROZEN EMBRYO’S NOW LEGALLY CONSIDERED CHILDREN….How is this ruling even possible?….even legal?….doesn’t a man have to add some spice to it?…..so what’s next…..omelets will become obsolete because pro-lifers will start screaming bloody murder….and consider yolk…..a baby chicken?

STUFF I DIDN’T KNOW…..It has been established that the ancient city of Babylon…..was the largest city in the world for a period of 400 years….it was the first city to reach a population of above 200,000…..Iceland is the only country in the world where there are no mosquitoes…..snakes or any other reptiles….also, there are only a few species of spiders….and none of them are harmful to humans……Caffeine increases alertness and decreases fatigue by blocking adenosine from binding to its receptor…..regularly consuming caffeine….increases the number of adenosine receptors decreasing caffeine’s effects…..Earth’s oceans are so large and deep……humans have only explored 5% of them…..Women in the early 1900’s used hatpins to fend off sexual harassers on the streets….these pins were so effective that  hatpins became a symbol of female empowerment….soon, legislation was proposed to curb these “accessories to assault”….men would often come away with wounds that….. “were not serious but very painful”…..Zippers are the single common cause of penile injury in U.S. adults….between 2002 and 2012….over 17,000 American men ended up in emergency room…..because they gout their penises caught in a zipper…..British India tried to get rid of cobras….by offering a reward for captured snakes…..locals started breeding cobras and giving them to the government to collect the reward…..the British found out and stopped the program….the breeders then released theirs snakes….causing the population to increase…..In 1972…..astronaut Neil Armstrong visited the town….Langholm, Scotland….in which he was read a 400-year-old law…..declaring any Armstrong found in the town…..should be hanged…..In Denmark…..if you are unmarried by the age of 25….you’ll get cinnamon thrown all over you….on your birthday….Even though they don’t have wings….spiders can fly hundreds of miles….across entire oceans….on long strands of silk using Earth’s electric fields….it’s called “ballooning”…..spiders have been found two-and-a-half miles up in the air….and 1,000 miles out to sea…..To prevent tourist from stealing their beer glasses….some bars in Belgium require people to hand over one of their shoes…..as a deposit…..which is then put in a basket and hung from the ceiling…..Jamaica is the only country in the world…..whose flag does not contain the color….red, white or blue…..

FANS ARE DEBATING THE GREATEST NATIONAL ANTHEM PERFORMANCE OF ALL TIME…..That’s not even a question…..there are two of them….Whitney Houston…..and Marvin Gaye….and I might throw in Metallica’s version.

GOOD MORNING AMERIKKKA…..A 19-year-old called 911 in a crisis and ended being shot to death by a NYC police officer…..a pizza delivery man shot and killed a customer in Houston, Texas…..Ohio police officer shot and killed after being ambushed by the gunman…..at least 21 people were shot and 3 killed over the weekend in Chicago…..at least 7 more were killed during Mother’s Day weekend across the country…..a serial offender stabbed a random tourist near Times Square in a unprovoked attack…..3 Atlanta, Georgia police officer were shot responding to a call….police served a warrant to a Ohio youth bible study instructor while he was downloading child porn…..four law enforcement officers were shot dead and more wounded in a North Carolina bloodbath…..civilian border “Patriots” are murdering migrants in the desert…..Donald Trump jurors are being stalked and threatened…..University of Arizona protestors were met with chemical irritants and rubber bullets….during his rally in New Jersey Trump brings former New York Giant football star Lawrence Taylor, a registered sex offender on stage…..Mayo clinic therapist was arrested after trying to meet up with someone he thought was an 8-year-old girl…..

STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT…..

MONKEYS….can learn to tap to the beat….of the Backstreet Boys…..don’t like the group…..and I really don’t care….

KENDALL JENNER….gets wet in a Chanel bra….on the cover of Vogue…..I really don’t care….

MOM WAS PRAISED….for a genius cheese-slicing hack….that people have never thought of doing…..I really don’t care…..

MONSTROUS…..prehistoric salmon….had tusks like a warthog…..I really don’t care…..

MEET…..Richard Gere’s three sons…..no…..and I really don’t care to meet him either…..

BEYONCÉ’S DAUGHTER…..Blue Ivy lands her first Hollywood role….in the Lion King sequel…..I really don’t care…..

LAS VEGAS STRIP CASINO…..signs star headliner for….a longer residency……someone I do like….I still wish Lady Gaga would record a jazz record….and the going prices for tickets is…..$170 to $2,300….and that…I really don’t care about….