…..Now Keith Leroy Tharpe was supposed to be put down last September for murder…..and as for his last meal…..this dude wanted to go out with a big burp…..he ordered three spicy chicken breasts…..roast beef sandwich..…with sauce of course..….tater logs.….onion rings……apple pie and a vanilla shake……and since the state of Georgia is pretty lax on the last meal rule.….since it’s going to be his last one..….they said, cool..….now in Florida you only get 40 bucks for your meal……so you better make it a bucket of chicken, some biscuits and a six-pack……and in Texas they have a no limit on the cost of the meal……but anything the inmate orders…..has to be prepared on-site in the prison..….the reason this rule exists is because……Steven Woods who was executed for a double homicide in Texas in 2011 ordered..….a large pizza, four fried chicken breasts, two pounds of bacon, five chicken fried steaks, two bacon burgers, a dozen garlic bread sticks, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, root beer, sweet tea and two pints of ice cream…..yeah, I would’ve changed the rules too……talk about delaying your execution…..Robert Dale Conkin’s last meal was..….bacon-wrapped filet mignon, garlic shrimp, a baked potato with butter, sour cream, chives and bacon, corn on the cob, asparagus, bread and butter, goat cheese, a whole melon, some apple pie, iced tea and vanilla ice cream..….but the weirdest request came from James Edward Smith……he just wanted a “lump of dirt”……the prison said nah dog…..and gave him a yogurt instead…..but Tharpe didn’t receive his last meal……because his death row execution was stayed at the last minute.
MAN CONTRACTS FLESH-EATING BACTERIA WHILE CRABBING IN NEW JERSEY….And another reason I don’t go into the ocean…..or seas..….channels…..bays..…coves.….lakes.….ponds…..rivers…..cays…..you feel me?
WORLD CUP 2018…..CROATIA VS ENGLAND……I would like to quote a poem from that Grammy nominated, the first to translate the dead sea scrolls…..two time Oscar winner, head of the World Peace Organization at the United Nations, 7 time Idiot of the Year award winner, founding father of the vaccine which cures stupidity, Nobel Peace Prize winner, Pulitzer Prize winner, the only person to let the world know hieroglyphics is a secret meme language, fries the best damn fried chicken in Hamburg…..and an all-around nice guy……the world renown American poet…..Me!
DEAR ENGLAND….
Hold your heads high young lions, thou shant be sad
You fought strong, giving everything, you had
Thou thy foe was strong, fighting stronger against thee
While performing on a stage, for all the world to see
And at the end, the time had come
For the United Kingdom to realize, the other team won
“It’s coming home-it’s coming home” was the chant we all heard
About a trophy, so elusive, in London, it’s just a word
Yet still you laugh, at opponents deemed inferior
Now it’s time for me to make things clearer
The time has come, for you to see into the future
Change your ways, trust the younger players, look further
And if you think what I’m saying is rubbish for the trash
Then always remember,…..America kicked your ass!
TRUMP WALKS IN FRONT OF QUEEN ELIZABETH…..Come on now…..y’all ain’t surprised that happened are you?……if the man doesn’t have respect for anything.….or anyone.….don’t forget…..he made her wait 15 minutes…..didn’t bow…..and walked ahead of her.….made everything about him and took credit for things which never happened…..talked down to everyone…..embarrassed the Prime Minister with the Brexit talk…..disagreed with everything.….and during the press conferences he tried to dress it up as if all is fine between the nations.….and called CNN and NBC “fake news”……so, what in the hell made you think he would respect the Queen of England?…..and The United Kingdom is letting America know…..how they feel about the “Idiot”…..and they don’t want him in their country…..and for some reason..…I think that’s not the last time citizens in other countries..…won’t have a problem expressing how they feel about “Stupid”……I always wondered why “IT” doesn’t visit other countries..…and I’m sure the only reason he attended the NATO meetings…..is because it was a short hop to Helsinki…..where he’ll meet his Russian boss…..receive his new orders on ways to destroy my country…..and kiss some or Putin’s ass…..and the best protest sign goes to.…. “All and all you’re just another prick with no wall.”…..and the best question goes to..…. “Do you know how shitty a leader you have to be to be protested by a country you’re not even in charge of?”…..and the best post of the Queen saying something she did not say is….. “Hi, have some tea and then get the fuck out of my house!”…..can someone explain to me why..…. “Stupid’s” ambassador of international religious freedom..…was complaining to Britain about its treatment of a jailed right-wing activist..…who is known for organizing violent demonstrations?…..so Finland,…..now it’s your turn to let the world know.….how you feel about “Stupid.”