December 31, 2021

DENMARK GETS FIRST PUBLIC STATUE OF A BLACK WOMAN, A “REBEL QUEEN”

….The statue of Mary Thomas….called “I Am Queen Mary”….is the first monument to a black woman in Denmark…..Mary, along with two other women unleashed an uprising in 1878 called the “Fireburn”….fifty plantations and most of the town on Frederiksted, on the west coast of St. Croix were torched….in what was called the largest labor revolt in Danish colonial history….eventually Denmark sold three islands to the United States on March 3rd, 1917….St. Croix, St. John and St. Thomas for $25 million….Denmark prohibited trans-Atlantic slave trafficking in 1792….it took 11 years for the ruling to take effect and slavery continued until 1848….owners wanted to fill their stocks first to ensure enough slaves would remain to keep the plantations running….and three decades after slavery ended on what is now known as the United States Virgin Islands….conditions for the former slaves have not improved….and that continued injustice led to the uprising on St. Croix….Mary was arrested, tried for her so-called crimes and shipped across the Atlantic to a woman’s prison in Copenhagen….and now her statues sits in front of what was once a warehouse for Caribbean sugar and rum….just more than a mile from where she was jailed…Danish artist Jeannette Ehlers team up with La Vaugh Belle to create the statue….98% of the statues in Denmark are representing white males….over the centuries, Danes have not undergone a national reckoning about the thousands of Africans forced onto Danish ships to work the plantations in Danish colonies…Danish prime minister, Lars Lokke Rasmussen expressed regret for his country’s part in the slave trade….and like most politicians….he stopped short of an apology….oh, almost forgot to mention this….the monument was created by….two black women.

MAN TELLS WOMAN HE WAS POISONED AND WILL DIE IN 48 HOURS UNLESS SHE HAS SEX WITH HIM, SHE AGREES….Now that I have your attention..…since this is the most interesting one out of the three..…this one comes out of New Zealand…..this dude is sick…..he came up with a line I couldn’t have come up with back in the day..…he said he’d swallowed a poisonous toxin and need to sweat it out in a particular way..…by sleeping with her….three times within a 48-hour window and she has to preform sexual acts on him four times….she told him to go for a run..…he said it wouldn’t work..…minutes later she started receiving emails verifying his story….and emails seen by TVNZ…..I’m gonna guess that’s New Zealand TV..…corroborated the man’s story…..the lady told the cops she had sex with him because she really thought he was going to die….now here’s where we enter The Twilight Zone….after multiple sex sessions..…she still received emails from the anonymous source….telling her to continue to have sex with the man..…as many as seven times a day….or until he got tired and fell asleep….the emails also told her to allow the man to film the sexual activity on his phone……with a promise of a car and cash….she wised up when one of the emails mention the guy by a nickname he called himself when they were together….she told a friend who told her to call the cops….dude pled guilty to sexual connection by threat…..ok, I see that..…and blackmail could come into play..…sexual assault….rape..…definitely, he is a liar..…”BUT”….dude said he would die with 48 hours….and she still slept with him after 48 hours..…so, I’m lost when it comes to understanding what’s up..…after the first 48 hours..…did she continue to sleep with him….because she needed to get laid….or was she that gullible?….y’all help me out here.

YOUNG MAN APPLIES TO WOMEN’S COLLEGE TO IMPROVE CHANCES OF FINDING A GIRLFRIEND….Ok,….this fool ain’t never gonna find a girlfriend….because he’s stupid….or unless he’s lucky and finds a stupid equal….he’s so dumb..…he doesn’t understand the words…. “WOMAN’S COLLEGE.”…..BUT….the school he applied to….Woman’s University….somewhere in China….does accept as many as 15 men a year to study with 1,500 women..…have to admit….my man’s odds are looking pretty good..…BUT…..getting accepted ain’t easy….multiple rounds of screening…and sometimes the school only accepts..…one guy…the guy was honest in the video….told them straight up..… “Yeah, I’m here for an education and I’m looking for a future wife”….he said his dad told him to be careful….because he doesn’t want his son to change too much from being in an environment surrounded by women….hey dad, I’ll let you in on a secret….your son will change….he’ll probably have to get used to walking around with a boner and being horny all the time.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……..

Texas bill would fine men $100 each time they masturbate

Mississippi’s Father Jesus arrested for disturbing the peace

A woman made lewd comments to the Easter Bunny

New Zealand wants to kick out Russian spies, but they can’t find any

Russian government says not to worry about the 54 severed human hands found in Siberia

A man died after getting his head stuck in a movie theater seat

A woman sues a restaurant alleging she was hurt by a drag queen’s breast

Day care owner drugs children in her care so she can go to the gym and a tanning salon

A new mom turns her placenta into chocolate truffles

School bus driver suspended after leaving a first grader on a bus for eight hours

University students in Georgia forced to confess their white privilege

Chinese made condoms are too small, says Zimbabwe’s health minister

A man in India sets records for drinking a bottle of ketchup

Chinese doctors remove 100 fish bones from a man’s rectum

Driver gets pulled over and produces a fake Homer Simpson license to the police

A Florida woman drove drunk with a child in the car and four flat tires

Man pushes would-be suicide jumper off the bridge because he was taking too long

COUPLE HOSPITALIZED AFTER MAN GETS HIS HEAD STUCK IN HIS WIFE’S VAGINA…..There are somethings you read in life….that makes your head explode with imagination….no one told him…once you come out…you really can’t go back in….well, at least not the way you came out.

SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA LEAVES TWO DEAD AND DOZENS WITH SEVERE BLEEDING…..I don’t understand this….synthetic cannabinoids….also known as K2 or Spice….is flooding Illinois::…and according to the Health Dept….users are coughing up blood…finding blood in their urine or bleeding from their noses or gums…health officials are struggling on ways to find the source and a way to stop….no, don’t stop it….let them use it any which way they want to…::because if you’re stupid enough to do whatever…..with synthetic pot….instead of smoking the real deal….then you’re an idiot…..38 people have died from this crap…:.synthetic  cannabinoids are part of a group of drugs called a new psychoactive substances (NPS):….which are unregulated mind-altering chemicals….and sold on the market as a product intended to produce the same effects as illegal drugs….as far as the nose bleeds….they nailed the “this is what happens when you snort too much blow”….it was so much fun tripping back in the days….at least you knew the guy who was making the LSD….you should see this stuff….it looks like potpourri…..opioid use is lower in states that eased marijuana laws.

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