May 3, 2022

DEAR ANERICA….AND THE REST OF EVERYBODY ELSE ON THE PLANET

…..It seems like…..how did that…..WAS NOT WAS song go?…..oh yeah….. “The World Gone Crazy”…….wars, starvation, racism…..women’s rights…..to name a few…..human worrying points…..and I’m tired of it…..really tired…..and the damn aliens ain’t showing up……yet…..and my sister Debbye and I wanna know what’s holding you up…..anyway,.….so until “THEY” show up……here’s the deal…..I’m moving…..I’m moving to a place where I will see your ass coming……and if I didn’t invite you…..I’m throwing rocks at ya until you turn away.….and if you think Nicole might have a problem with this…..I have one world for her….. “BEACHES!”…..anyway,…..my…..or our secret place is called…..Point Nemo…..and it’s in the Pacific Ocean……and our  new island Eden…..is so far from land.….and humans…..thank goodness…..sometimes the International Space Station is my closest neighbor…..yeah……and that floating tent in space…..makes the astronauts the closest humans near us……and that’s like 262 miles (422 km) away…..and the rest of you..….humans……the nearest land to us…..is over 1,670 miles (2,866 km) away…..so yeah, take the hint…..stay away…..because I’m tired of your madness…..and remember this….. and believe me…..I know how to throw rocks!

OPRAH DIDN’T LEAVE HER HOUSE FOR 322 DAY AND DID NOT REALLY MISS OTHER PEOPLE…..Girl, I hear ya…..now that things are becoming more relaxed over here……and people are hanging out more often…..I realized I didn’t miss humans much either..….because they still get on my nerves.

LAUREN BOEBERT REPORTEDLY DETESTS BEING LINKED WITH MARJORIE GREENE…..I can’t say it’s a compliment…..but the truth is…..both of you are wacked out of your damn minds…..and you have that….. “Tweeter Dee & Tweeter Dum” thing going on…..so maybe that’s the connection…..just sayin’…..!

US OFFICIALS: GRINER NOW CONSIDERED WRONGFULLY DETAINED…..And you want to explain to me…..why it took y’all so long to figure that out?

NASA ASTRONAUT JESSICA WATKINS TO BECOME FIRST BLACK WOMAN TO SPENDS MONTHS IN SPACE…..Yo, any of y’all got her number?……if you do….. “PLEASE” give her mine……and if she hooks up with E.T. and his boyz while she’s floating around doing a walkabout outside and fixing shit……..tell her to give them my number…..because a few of us…..want to get the hell off this rock..….and congratulations Jessica.…..and I pray you’re not the last.

REPUBLICANS CHEER AS CONGRESSIONAL CANDIDATE DEMAND’S FAUCI’S EXECUTION BY FIRING SQUAD……This is coming out of Oklahoma folks…..John Bennett…..that’s the guy running for the seat…..also added….. “We’re fighting communist Democrats”…..WTF is that?…..he also added…..I’ll assume is a semi-loophole to save his ass….. “And for the Secret Service, if they’re listening…..I’m not advocating we kill Anthony Fauci…..until he’s convicted of his crimes through a court”…..the people sitting there listening to his BS…..actually clapped when he mentioned the Fauci idea.

THE WORLD’S OLDEST RESTAURANT’S FIRE HAS BEEN BURING FOR 293 YEARS……Botin Restaurant in Madrid, Spain.….is 293-years-old…..and is recognized by Guinness World Records as the oldest continuously operating restaurant in the world……Deputy manager Luis Javier Sanchez……has worked for Botin for 41-years…..the place had been open since 1725……Luis said;.….. “The oven has been burning continuously for 293 years…..I’ll repeat that…..293 years…..we never put it out.….it needs to keep hot at night and be ready to roast in the morning……that’s the reason why we must never put it out….our recipes are very old, from when the grandfathers started the restaurant…..and we’ve stayed true to those recipes ever since.”

MY BRAIN…..has too many tabs open

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