March 19, 2022

DAVID HASSELHOFF TO HEADLINE THE GERMAN SERIES “ZE NETWORK” FROM CBS STUDIOS

…..I have no idea why a lot of people love this guy…..even Nicole doesn’t get it…..but his fans will start singing his….I’m Looking for Freedom song in a heartbeat….and I want to kick them all…..I remember a few years back….he was on tour and doing a concert in Hamburg….I asked Nicole if I should buy tickets for his show….she gave me that….. “I will slap the shit out of you” look…..and no….I didn’t buy any tickets for his show.

DEAR CANCEL CULTURE PEOPLE…..You’re ideas are really…..weird….now all of a sudden….you’re finding fault in things…..that happened years ago…..seriously?…..you have a problem with the film….My Fair Lady?…..and Breakfast at Tiffany’s?….I don’t get it…..and The Wizard of Oz too?….what’s your problem with that film?……is it because you think a powerful woman of color….who was killed by a rural white girl is culturally inappropriate?…..the woman was green and a house fell on her head……or is it the Lollipop Kids because they like sugar?….and Pepe Le Pew?…..he was falling in love with a cat….a cat he thought was a skunk…..and you know why she kept running away from him?…..because he’s a Skunk….and Skunks stink….obviously the guy had and eyesight problem…..they were two different species….cancel the people who came up with the idea….back in 1949……not Pepe…..should they stop showing Mr. Magoo cartoons….because you feel it makes fun of senior citizens….with poor eyesight?…..Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs….how come you’re not pissed because she lived with seven guys….and before they left to go to work….they would always sing…. “hi ho….hi ho…it’s off to work we go”….Pinocchio was a liar…..I don’t see any uproar about that….because kids are always supposed to tell the truth…what about the hippos dancing in Fantasia….how come you don’t think…..because they wore tutu’s….that’ll upset ballerinas?….and Dumbo….weren’t the crows supposed to be interpreted as black men?….don’t hear any screaming about that one….and let’s not forget Cinderella….that’s child abuse and slave labor….they made her live in the attic with rats….and only let her come out to clean the house…..and I haven’t seen one picket sign…Alice in Wonderland….you have a caterpillar getting high on ganja….everyone knew what was in that pipe…..look at the dudes eyes…..where are the ones against legalized marijuana?…..Lady and the Tramp…..why is he called a tramp?…..shouldn’t he have been called….a not adopted dog?…..Sleeping Beauty…..that was attempted murder…..she put the girl in a coma….One Hundred and One Dalmatians….that sick lady wanted to kill all the puppies and make a coat out of them….I don’t hear PETA and the ASPCA screaming about that one….do you culture nuts also have a problem with those cartoons?…..and Mr. Potato Head….at least there was a Mrs. Potato Head….so what’s the issue here?…..is it because they didn’t have a bunch of tater tots running around the house?…..or is it because he wasn’t anatomically correct?…..well guess what?…..Mrs. Potato Head ain’t either!…..and people apologizing for shit they said or did….20, 30, 40+ more years ago…..because “NOW” someone has a problem with what was said decades ago…..and Biden let a few staff members go….because they smoked weed a few years back….do you know how many people would lose their jobs….if this becomes the norm?….many of my friends included….hell, me too!…..this is getting way out of hand….me personally, I’m not apologizing for a damn thing I said back in 1974…..or whenever….and if I upset you….well, it must’ve been a good reason why I did…..and maybe you should consider the fact that “YOU” were the reason I pissed you off…..so CC people….you want to impress me with your…. “get rid of everything you deem unfit for society” idea…..then start with banning D.W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation!….one of the most racist films ever made…..and if you need any more suggestions…..give me a call.

BIDEN STUMBLES MULTIPLE TIMES AS HE SCALES AIR FORCE ONE STEPS……And?…..anyone remember how many times President Ford would bust his ass deplaning Air Force One?….dude fell in front of the Pope one time…..I’ve stumbled up the steps boarding a plane….shit happens…..NEXT!

HEY COVID…..Germany’s Health Minister said there is not enough  vaccine doses in Europe to stop a third wave….and Europe is on lockdown again…..scientist at a teaching hospital in Germany claim they have discovered the cause of blood clots among a small number of AstraZeneca recipients saying the vaccine caused rare thrombosis in the brain in a small number of patients….….Hamburg, Germany has returned to full lockdown…..Senate Majority leader Chuck Schumer said New York will receive 1.65 million vaccines in a few weeks….Miami Beach imposes an emergency COVID curfew to curb the spring break chaos…..a rapid COVID vaccine rollout is backfiring in some U.S. states….protestors across Europe are clashing with the police over COVID lockdowns….poor countries are fighting with drug companies over vaccines…..Trump’s Mar-a-Lago is partially closed due to a COVID outbreak…..

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A United Airlines passenger tried to bite off a seatmate’s ear

A Jack in the Box restaurant manager was stabbed by a customer who refused to wear a mask

Fox News Sean Hannity tells his huge audience it’s fine not to get a vaccine

The police seized a real gun disguised as a Nerf toy during a North Carolina drug raid

Turkey withdraws from the Istanbul convention to combat violence against women

EVANDER HOLYFIELD’S CAMP SAYS MIKE TYSON FIGHT NOT HAPPENING….I guess Evander wants to keep his other ear intact…..anyway,….

COLORADO SUPERMARKET SHOOTING LEAVES 10 PEOPLE DEAD…..And he we go folks….picking up right where we left off….four years ago.….his brother said he has mental issues.….I’m really getting tired of that excuse…..meatal issues.…and yet he can still purchase a gun…..6 to be exact……who needs 6 guns?…..as usual, the FBI said he was on their watchlist…..something they say every time a mass shooting happens….I think the FBI needs a new pair of glasses.….and Biden is still singing that same old song…..ban assault rifles….and people will sing the same second amendment rights song…..and the idiots still don’t get it.….no one wants to take your guns away…..they want to take away assault rifles….New Zealand didn’t have a problem doing it…..since everyone is so interested in enacting new laws…..how about this one…..if you own an assault rifle…..you have one month to turn it in for a cash rebate…..after that month is over and you still have one…..your ass is going to jail for five years…..works for me…..what do you hunt with an assault rifle?……people!…..a Colorado judge blocked the city of Boulder from enforcing a ban on assault-style weapons just 10 days before the shooting….I hope he feels like an ass after that…..this was the 7th mass shooting in seven days…..Boulder, Colorado….Atlanta, Georgia…..Stockton, California….Gresham, Oregon…..Houston, Texas…..Dallas, Texas…..and Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…..yipeee America….after dealing with four years of racial division and racial in your face hate…..isn’t it nice to know….we can go back to our old ways of unnecessary mass killings?…..since there’s such a big rush to reopen schools….maybe one of them is next on the list…..if COVID doesn’t kill you…..going to the store for a carton of eggs just might.

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