April 22, 2024

 “CONFEDERATE HERITAGE?”…..REALLY?

 …..Former Gov. of the great state of Mississippi said that….he also said this….about the now Gov…..Ray Mabus wanting to hold this Confederate Day…. “Well, first, I didn’t do it when I was governor…..and second…..Confederate Heritage?…..Really?…..the heritage I think of is with the Confederacy is slavery, is treason, and losing…..so which one of those heritages are we really honoring here?…..but it’s all part of that lost cause narrative, the “Moonlight and Magnolias” that came about a few years after the Civil War…..in an attempt to reassert white supremacy….it came hand and hand with Jim Crow…..and it worked for a very long time…..statues were put up…..this heritage notion…..but what it does is incredibly harmful…..and it honors something that we should learn about…..know about…..but definitely, definitely not honor.”

DEMOCRATIC LAWMAKER ROAST MAJORIE TAYLOR GREENE FOR OPPOSING UKRAINE AID…..And Rep. Adam Smith reppin’ D.C. used a term that will become part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life…..when it comes to describing an idiot…..my new favorite crazy person was against giving Ukraine some more cash to help fight Putin….so Adam said her argument against it was…. “Uniquely demented”…..how cool is that?…..you don’t even have to call the person an asshole anymore…..you can look them straight in the eyes…..smile,….and politely say…. “Excuse me, but you are uniquely demented.”

RARE “PORCELAIN GALLBLADDER” FOUND IN 100-YEAR-OLD UNMARKED GRAVE AT MISSISSIPPI MENTAL ASYLUM CEMETERY…..Keep digging…..I’m sure you’ll find….100 more unnamed porcelain gallbladders.

AND WHAT IS UP WITH JENNIFER LOPEZ?…..All I’ve been seeing lately is……the woman wearing half a curtain wrapped around her…..and her shit hanging all out for the world to see….why?…..come on girlfriend….leave something for the imagination…I’d rather see your bloated boobs….your re-touched Brazilian butt…..hey, us men have been following “That” butt for years….and it’s had a touch-up…..and your Arnold Schwarzenegger thighs….when you sew the rest of that curtain together…..and let me take it off…..then I can jiggle, smack dat….and get crushed to death when you feel the need…..to call the man upstairs…..now that’s the perfect time to let me see what ‘cha got…..not that I’m interested in doing that Nicole…..I’m just making a point…..love you too…..anyway,….I miss the look of the 40’s and 50’s…..where women wore beautiful dresses…..even if they were going to the corner store….and when men knew exactly how…..to wear a pair of pants correctly.

63 EARTHS CAN FIT INSIDE URANUS….Shit, I’ll be damn……

DUBAI FLOODING SHOWS THE WORLD IS FAILING BIG  TIME AT CLIMATE CHANGE…..Well, new cities built in uninhabitable areas block natural water absorption systems….and older cities are not immune to the problem either…..since more frequent massive rainfalls occur….and Dubai had a bunch of rain…..and don’t have enough places for all the water to go…..they received 10 inches of rain in some places….claims were made last week the UAE has been conducting experiments in cloud seeding…..but the government said that was inaccurate…..it rained before our show in 2003….and people were saying that was a rare occasion…….anyway,…..Dubai was built on sand….a natural environment that lets water seep into the soil easily…..but by pouring massive amounts of concrete on top of its natural terrain…..the developers  effectively blocked the soil from absorbing water……last week’s rainfall was the largest  amount of precipitation  recorded…..since the country began keeping records in 1949…..the rapid rise of population tied to global urbanization trends adds to waste…..and while trash isn’t visible on Dubai’s streets….it has to go somewhere…..and often ends up in less than ideal locations…..plastic products don’t absorb water well…..and they end up in landfills around the world…..massive piles of trash contribute to a global backup of natural drainage systems…..and in Dubai….there’s no place for the water to go.

THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU DRINK COFFEE EVERY DAY…..You know what?…..I….DON’T…..CARE!…..it helps me tolerate friendly people in the AM…..and not appear in front of a judge…..that’s all I need to know……thank you!

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