…..We Only Use 10% of our Brains….anyone remember some of the people you ran into yesterday?….it needs 20% because of all the oxygen and glucose brought into the body…..there is a Dark Side of the Moon….blame that on Pink Floyd…..we only see 59% of the moon’s surface…it doesn’t mean the other 41% doesn’t receive sunlight….The Full Moon Affects our Behavior…..No, people who piss me off affect my behavior….Sugar Makes Kids Hyperactive…..The average American consumes 156 pounds of sugar every year….Lightning Never Strikes The Same Place Twice…..try telling that to the guy who was hit 7 times in one day…..Dropping a Penny from a Tall Building Will Kill Someone….It won’t….pennies are fairly lightweight at around one gram….and a flat circle doesn’t bode well in terms with aerodynamics……Hair and Fingernail Continue growing After death…the person would need to still be eating and digesting nutrients and perform a cellular process…..Cracking Your Knuckles Gives You Arthritis…..It would lead to osteoarthritis…..which is a painful deterioration of the joints….It Takes Seven Years To Digest Swallowed Chewing Gum….aside from a small amount of sweeteners and flavorings, there’s nothing inside the gum that the human body can actually break down and use….if you swallow too much….constipation and gastrointestinal blockage will happen…..Antibiotics Kill Viruses…..Taking antibiotics contrary to their intended purpose or dosage instruction could cause other bacteria within the body to become drug-resistant….thus creating super-bugs….which could harm you more.
THE ONLY BLACK TEACHER AT A SCHOOL IN MISSOURI ALLEGEDLY FORCED TO RESIGN BECAUSE PARENTS DON’T LIKE BLACKS….Like my wife said….Jesus!….Shanta Wheeler of Laddonia, Mo….claims that as the school’s…“ONLY” black teacher she was forced to stop teaching her class until a parent left the building….because she does not like black people…..Shanta also claims…the school acknowledged the racism….even going so far as to ask her to resign because….the parents, community and community school district had such a problem with race…“HELLO”…..well why in the hell did they hire her in the first place?….if “THEY KNEW” there was a problem?…and didn’t she see the writing on the wall?…..in her lawsuit she claims she was…heckled when she entered the building…and screamed at by parents….no Caucasian employee had to endure similarly humiliating classroom interruptions….she finally resigned in March 2014 due to racism…school officials even made it difficult for her to get recommendations so she could find a new job…..I’m sorry but….you should’ve seen this coming…the signs were there…did you even bother to do some homework on the area?….I’m sure there were other school districts….somewhere!….and if that story isn’t weird enough for ya….check this one out….
A LEAF GOT A 6TH GRADER SUSPENDED FOR A YEAR – BECAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE MARIJUANA….Yes,…a leaf….those things that fall off the branches of trees….and our teachers used to tell us to collect them…so we could paste them on paper and make a pretty picture….it was tested “THREE” times….and came back as….a leaf…the kid was enrolled in a gifted and talented program at Bedford Middle School in Roanoke, Virginia….the cops dropped the charges (DOH) but he now has to attend an alternative school….and now he’s withdrawn, suffers from panic attacks and is worried he won’t get into college….and yes the family is suing the school district.
THE MAN WITH TWO FACES….I don’t know if this is true….but you think you have bad days….try dealing with this….Edward Mordake (or Mordrake)…was an heir to an English peerage who reportedly had an extra face on the back of his head….I am not kidding you…now,…the duplicate face could neither eat nor speak out loud but was seen to….“smile and sneer while Mordake was weeping”….trust me, I am not making this shit up…..Mordake reportedly begged doctors to have his…..and I quote….“Demon face” removed, claiming that it whispered to him at night….he was probably telling him to roll over – you’re smothering me….anyway,….he committed suicide when he was 23-years-old….now, for the rest of your entire lives….don’t you dare complain about having it bad…and if you do….then just think of my man Edward Mordake…..or Mordrake!
GUY’S GIRLFRIEND AND EX-GIRLFRIEND JUMP INTO A RIVER TO SEE WHICH ONE HE WOULD SAVE….Say what!….21-year-old Wu Hsia recently broke-up with his long-time girlfriend Jun Tang (20)…..after falling in love with Rong Tsao (22)….of course the dumped one didn’t handle it too well….the being dumped part…and kept getting on my man’s nerves in hope that they would get back together….and the new one was nagging because of the old one….and he was tired of both of them…..so….they decided to meet and iron this crap out….and that didn’t go too well….Jun and Rong started swingin at each other…and Jun decided to jump into the river….and Rong joined her….and my man said;…“Oh shit“ and jumped in to save Rong (no pun intended)….he asked his brother to jump in and save the nutcase….Jun was stuck up to her chest in mud about 20 meters from a riverbank….Rong had to be hospitalized….because when she jumped in….she hit a boat.
MAN ERRANTLY INVITED TO A BACHELOR PARTY IS TOLD: COME ANYWAY….Joey DiJulio who lives in Seattle….was receiving e-mails from people he didn’t know…about a bachelor party in Philadelphia….for a groom he didn’t know….he told the group of people sending the mails…that he didn’t know any of them….they said…“So what, come anyway.“….so Joey told his story online….raised some cash and is going to go!
26-YEAR-OLD UNCLE WEARS PRINCESS DRESS ON DATE WITH 4-YEAR-OLD NIECE…Now this Uncle loves his niece….Jesse Ngly was taking his niece to see the new Cinderella movie….she wanted to wear her princess costume but was too nervous to put it on…so to boost her confidence…he wore a princess gown to the theatre…..so they both could be a princess for the day…..definitely Uncle of the Year!