…….A Saudi man agreed to marry a woman he never met face-to-face before…..it’s said to be a popular tradition in some Middle East countries….so when it was time for him to kiss her……he lifted the veil……and screamed!……my man started protesting right away……sorry, I’m still picturing that and laughing.
NOT FEELING SEXY? TRY FROG IN A BLENDER…..Yes folks…..if you’re feeling stress..…the people living “high” in the Andean mountains of Peru.….say put a whole water frog…..make sure it’s the Telmatobius culeus species…..in a blender…..turn it on…..drink whatever the hell that might look like…..and you’ll feel better……they believe it can cure asthma, bronchitis, sluggishness…..and a low sex drive…..I won’t bother to tell you what Maria Elena Cruz does to the frog.….before it gets to the blender…..and this particular frog…..is listed as critically endangered by the International Union for Conservation of Nature…..and of course there’s no scientific evidence to back it up…..and of course the people living “high” in the Andean mountains don’t care.
TANZANIA ACCUSED OF BACKTRACKING OVER SALE OF MASAI’S ANCESTRAL LAND…..And the Masai are pissed….last year the Government said it had backed down over a proposed 1,500 sq km “wildlife corridor” …..bordering the Serengeti National Park.….that would serve a commercial hunting and safari company based in the United Arab Emirates…..now the Gov is telling them to get the hell out by the end of the year…..the Masai insist the sale would rob them of their heritage and directly or indirectly affect the livelihoods of 80,000…..the Gov offered them 1 billion shillings….not to be paid directly…..but to be channeled into socio-economic developing projects…..they said kiss my ass…..all this so the royal family of Dubai can hunt big game…..activists opposing the hunting ground…..have been killed by the police in the past two years…..when finally reached by phone….a spokesperson for Tanzania’s Natural Resources and Tourism Ministry said….. “It’s the first time I’ve heard of it. I’m currently out of the office and can’t comment,”
JAPANESE WOMAN FROM HELL – CHISAKO KAKEHI ALLEGEDLY KILLED SEVERAL HUSBAND, PARTNERS FOR MONEY…….No kidding…..this 67 year old was arrested….when they found out….seven of her partners died under…. “mysterious circumstances”……man I would’ve noticed something was fishy after number 3…..definitely by 5……2012 there was another woman sentenced to death for knocking off three dudes for money…..get this….her first four husbands were gone within a few years…and no one noticed a pattern….after her latest one…..75 year old Iso Kakhei was gone within a month….. “After their wedding”…..people finally said,….. “Hummmm!?!”
AUSTRAILIAN FOOTBALL…..Ok,….I watched the football you play..…with a football which is similar to the NFL ball….but the one with a soccer ball is new to me…..there’s the four poles you have to kick the ball through in order to score one or three points….but what was up with the soccer goal.….guarded by guys who could be power forwards in the NBA…..but big enough for a 4-year old to stop a ball?…..anyway,…..I think the Irish team and the Aussie team made this game up…..because you could.….kick, punch, shove, slap, body slam a person, wrap your arms around a player and over the shoulder body slam someone….you can bounce, punch and kick the ball…..you can kick the goalie and shove his head into the goal post.….and you can literally fight.….and the refs just walk away…..I sat there with my mouth open because I couldn’t believe they were allowed to kick each other’s asses.….I didn’t understand the rules at all.….but I loved watching the game…..forget the NFL.….I’m watching this from now on!
HILLARY CLINTON LAUDS OBAMA’S IMMIGRATION ACTION AS HISTORIC STEP…..Finally, someone agrees with his action…..too bad the Repugnant-cans disagrees.…..sorry, I meant….t.he Republi-cant’s…..Executive Orders have become rarer…..the first nine Presidents were cool about it…..Woodrow Wilson with nuts…..225.4…..Roosevelt lost his mind…..290.6.….Uncle Bill had only 45.5…..Junior issued around 36…..and they’re mad because Obama only issued 33.6?…..why, because he’s under a quota or something?……Reagan and four other Republican Presidents used their executive authority on immigration policy..….and now they want to sue and impeach Obama for doing the same thing?….the Emancipation Proclamation was an Executive order…..The Republicans passed a bill forbidding scientist from advising the EPA on their own research..…. One GOP’s immigration plan..… “We must make America somewhere no one wants to live”…..not to mention their war on homeless people and women…..and Obama…..wants an open free net…..healthcare….jobs…..the economy is better…..housing….Wall Street…..climate change.….private sector jobs…..lower taxes…..last I heard…..these were good things…..so what if the Prez said to the Republicans….. “If you’re not going to work with me.…..then I’ll do it myself!”……and what happened when it was time to televise his speech about immigration.….all the major TV networks snubbed him.
UDUMAKALU……which is an online newspaper covering Africa.….posted an article.….I don’t even know how to say this.….so I’m going to say it.….a Pastor said to his female church members….. “In order for you to get a husband you must undress so I can kiss your asses at the beach”……the world is over folks!
RESIDENT OF NORFOLK, VIRGINIA HANGS NAZI FLAG OUTSIDE OF HIS HOUSE…..And yes that falls under the First Amendment.….but that doesn’t mean people need to be happy about “that image”…..they said they were protesting Obama’s immigration policy…..whatever Joe…..what you need to know is that the Swastika is considered to be a very sacred and auspicious symbol in Hinduism, Buddhism and Jainism…..later…..idiots like you turned it into one of the most evil recognized images on the planet……and since we’re on the subject of racism…..a redneck Kentucky Fire Chief refused to help a stranded family because they were black…..the Chief’s last name is….Hatfield!
BLACK 911 OPERATORS TOLD THEY SPEAK “GHETTO”…..What in the world is that?…..if they might be talking about words such as.…. “Ain’t…..didn’.….cain’t.….youes…..wont’’……and more..….have you ever listened to the news……politicians…..sports commentators…..interviews?……most people are speaking this so-called “Ghetto”…..and what about the non-black operators?…..because there are…..Polish, Italian…..Chinese, German and Jewish ghettos….. “BOOTYLICIOUS” is listed in Webster’s Dictionary for goodness sakes!
FIRES, CHAOS ERUPT IN FERGUSON AFTER GRAND JURY DOESN’T INDICT IN MICHAEL BROWN CASE…..Oh shit!…..things just got ugly…..all the protesting decades ago…..for civil and equal rights went out the window…..protests in New York, Washington, D.C, Chicago, Los Angeles, Oakland…..so I guess the officer who put the choke hold on Eric Garner……and the one who shot the unarmed man in a hallway….12-year old Tamir Rice who had a toy gun…..the ones who threw a pregnant woman to the ground…..are all going to walk?…..and some of you wonder why I feel afraid…..when I fly home…..maybe the next time I visit…..and the Customs Agent ask me….. “How long do you plan to stay?”…..I just might think about it.
RUDY GIULIANI: WHITE POLICE OFFICERS ARE NEEDED BECAUSE “BLACKS KILL EACH OTHER”…..Proof this man doesn’t read or pay attention…..now Rudy,…..I want to thank you for cleaning up Times Square.….I remember when…..and 8th and 42nd looks nice…..but as for your military thinking when it comes to law enforcement.….you can kiss it…..what exactly does that mean?……whites kill whites…..Asians kill Asians.….Latinos kill…..you see where I’m going with this?…..so what “RACE” of officers do we need for them…..”BLACK?”……here’s an even better question?…..how do we stop.…. “Blue on Black crime?”