….They’re going for the Guinness World Record…and cooking a meal which would feed over 14,000 people…100 cooks and volunteers used 1,000 kilograms (2,205 pounds) of chicken meat and about 300 kilograms of veggies….it took eight hours to cook it in an enormous meter-high pot…part of the dish was served to hundreds of residents who watched…the rest will be distributed to soup kitchens…which tends to thousands of people in the country where close to a fifth of the population lives below the poverty line.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID….
Pastor impregnates 20 congregants, claims Holy Spirit told him to
San Carlos residents question watering of artificial turf field
Brit arrested after urinating in Florida hotel ice machine
Florida Grandma in bikini arrested for DUI
Man fends off alien invasion with a hammer
Colorado man cited for killing uncooperative computer with a handgun
Solar panels catch fire on roof of Green Party building
Denmark bans bestiality in move against animal sex tourism
Woman flees on shopping cart after stealing groceries from WalMart
Dog crashes tractor on motorway
Surgeon finds “Embryonic Twin” inside woman’s brain
Truck driver pleads guilty for trading $50,000 worth of meat for crack cocaine
Virginia mom who got pregnant with turkey baster must share custody
“Put it away,” employees said, after man allegedly got naked in Westfield Dunkin’ Donuts
Californians can now pay cash for health insurance at 7-Eleven
Mila Kunis sued by Ukrainian singer who claims actress stole her chicken
Tisdale, Saskatchewan rethinks “Land of Rape and Honey” slogan
Escaped prisoner turns himself in after 39 years for the health care
SEVEN-YEAR-OLD STAR WARS FAN ASKS GEORGE LUCAS TO ALLOW JEDIS TO MARRY….Colin Gilpatric….who has Autism was horrified to find out that Jedi’s are not suppose to marry and have children in case they are drawn to the Dark Side…my man freaked…he was worried how he could one day marry, have kids and still keep his Jedi status…so he took his complaint to the Master himself….George Lucas and wrote him a letter and explained his dilemma….and George wrote back… “Hello Colin,….Thank you so much for writing us with your question. It sounds like the Force is strong with you and you are showing great wisdom by asking your question. To be a Jedi is to truly know the value of friendship, of compassion, and of loyalty, and these are values important in a marriage. The Sith think inward, only of themselves. When you find someone that you can connect to in a selfless way, then you are on the path of the light, and the dark side will not take hold of you. With this goodness in your heart, you can be married.”….he also sent him a bunch of gifts….and closed with… “May the force be with you – your friends at Lucas Films.”
UNBELIEVABLE SKELETONS UNEARTHED FROM THE CATACOMBS OF ROME….You want to know why Rome only has two subway systems?…because every time they start digging….they unearth a piece of history…in 1578 they discovered a network of labyrinthine tombs….filled with lots of decayed skeletons of early Christian martyrs…who were believed to be saints….many of them were distributed across Europe (predominantly in Germany)….as replacements for countless holy relics which had been smashed, stolen or destroyed during the Protestant Reformation….each one was adorned with clothing, precious jewels, expensive cloth, crowns, armor and wigs…they were put on display in churches as a reminder to all who visited, for the riches and wealth that awaited them post death – providing they swore allegiance to the Christian faith….and archaeologists are trying to figure out what’s up with the tomb they found in Peru…which contains 40 mummies…sitting around a 1,200 year old ceremonial site.
OFF-DUTY SWEDISH POLICE OFFICERS CAPTURE NYC HEARTS AFTER BREAKING UP FIGHT….They were in NYC on holiday…on the first day there…the boarded a subway…saw a fight going on…broke it up and calmed the situation…no one was hurt….no one was shot…and they provided first-aid…while keeping the crowd under control and calm…until the NYC police arrived….talk about being embarrassed…Europe isn’t into shooting first…and figuring it out later…big ups for handling something differently …than what would’ve probably turned out differently….if NYC’s best had shown up first.
A FAMOUS AMERICAN THEATER HAS CAST A BLACK WOMAN AS HAMLET…A first….and so cool…she’s a British-African actress named Zainab Jah….she’s done TV, film and you can see her at The Wilma Theater in Philadelphia…she’s the first black woman (on record) having ever played the Prince of Denmark….making history in the theater world…a bit of info for ya…during Elizabethan times…Hamlet was first performed at the Globe Theater…and male actors played all the female roles…the production she’s in…has already sold out almost every night of its run.
KINDHEARTED CHINESE COUPLE HAVE ADOPTED OVER 40 DISABLED ORPHANS IN THE LAST 26 YEAR….A couple from Zhuangxi village in China’s Shanxi province found an abandoned baby in 1989…and decided to raise it as their own…since then….Chen Tianwen and his wife Guo Gairan have been on the lookout for abandoned children….over time….the local Civil Affairs Bureau kept sending children to the couple for adoption because there were no other welfare institutions back then…and they never refused a child….since then…the couple in their 60’s…have never refused a child…and have taken care of over 40 kids during the past 26 years…along with their 3 children….they made my favorite people I like list.