…..Now I performed in the first Dubai Jazz Fest in 2003…..and I had a wonderful time….meeting people, doing after show jam sessions in the hotel….and left with a great impression of the city….20 years later…..I have a different opinion of it….when it comes to women….and here’s why…..29-year-old Tierra Young Allen….a truck driver and Tik Tok influencer from Houston. Texas….was on vacation there….after an accident in her friend’s car…..the authorities impounded the car and her belongings were taken by the rental company.….so later, she stopped by the rental joint to retrieve her items….like ID, credit cards….and the agent there told her….she had to pay an undisclosed fee to claim them…..she was like…. “Oh, hell no!”…..and the agent there got aggressive and started yelling at her…..and she started yelling back at him…..and she was arrested and spent two months on lockdown in jail…..the reason was…..yelling and screaming in public is illegal and “ESPECIALLY” prohibited for women….Allen was charged in connection with this crime and could face jail, fines or deportation if convicted…..the UAE has a strict law system that is really based on theocracy….she’s a woman….and she chose to raise her voice….and in this country…..a female is not allowed to do that…..her passport has been confiscated and she has been banned from travelling…..her family is hoping the US government will intervene and work to get her home safely…..good luck with that!….I could say this type of “woman control” is prevalent only in Arab countries…..but I would be lying…..man has attempted to control women thru the course of history…..and in books….like take the Bible for instance…..there’s one fairy tale in it and the main characters are called…..Adam and Eve…..now Adam was supposedly told by God….not to touch that apple over there…..hanging on that tree…..Eve shows up…..looks at the apple.…plucks it and is ready to bite it…..until Adam jumps in and starts asserting his authority….. “God said, don’t eat that apple”…..Eve rolled her eyes, sucked her teeth and said;…. “Look, unless you gonna go over there, pluck one of those damn birds and fry it…..I’m hungry….and for the record….God ain’t tell me shit, he told you not to munch on it….and those mushrooms I ate earlier got me talking to snakes”…..and as you can see….man attempting to control women started real early.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST PUNIC WAR?…..Ah, let me guess….the first Punic war?

15 BEST SAXOPHONE PLAYERS OF ALL TIME…..Ok,….I have a serious problem with this list…..and the idiot who came up with this list…..you wanna know why?….I’ll tell ya….he/she/it…..has….Candy Dulfer….at #4……over…..Sonny Rollins…..Stan Getz….Lester Young….Ornette Coleman…..Wayne Shorter…..Grover Washington Jr….Cannonball Adderley…..and last but not least….Coleman Hawkins…..Trane was #2 and Parker was #3…..you don’t even want to know who was picked #1…..some people should be banned from having opinions.

25 FEMALE VILLAINS THAT ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE REAL WOMEN…..Real women I’ve never dated….if you can make me hate you….while I’m watch the film…..you did your job well and here are my favorites……Louise Fletcher…..man I hated her in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest…..Faye Dunaway…. “NO WIRE HANGERS EVER!”….I’m still trying to understand why she was so loved by the Gay community……Glenn Close….her role in Fatal Attraction made me pay more attention to…..whom I might date….Kathy Bates….she was one crazy puppy in Misery…..Rosamund Pike….Gone Girl….I would’ve killed her….and happily walked into prison…..Charlize Theron….she scared the hell out of me in Monster….Mary Tyler Moore…..you need to watch her again in Ordinary People…..Margot Robbie…..Suicide Squad sucked as a film…..but she nailed the sicko role…..the other female roles…..nah!

TRUMP PLEDGES TO “OBLITERATE THE DEEP STATE” AND CREATE A “TRUTH AND RECONCILIATION COMMISSION”…..If that ain’t the funniest shit I done heard all week…..I don’t know what is…..now here’s what he’s screaming….. “We will create a Truth and Reconciliation Commission….to…..(and get this)…..declassify and publish all documents on deep state spying, censorship and all of the corruption that’s going on in America”….basically, he wants to find a way to cover-up all the illegal things he’s done…..there’s more….. “When I get back into the Oval Office….I will totally obliterate the deep state”…..he’s taking aim at all the alleged groups of the federal officials working against his agenda…..many different governments…..including South Africa, Canada, Australia and Germany have used Truth and Reconciliation Commissions….to discover past government wrongdoings and resolve conflict…..similarly…..congressional REICH-publicans have pledged to create a….. “Church-style committee” to probe systemic problems in the Justice system…..and the Spanish Inquisition returns folks…..if this happens…..and God I hope not….but if it does…..I can’t wait for “STUPID” to sit in front of that committee…..that’s at least…..5 years of him sitting in front of the committee….and confessing his wrongdoings.

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A German died after his lover botched an injection to enlarge his penis

A Greek priest was arrested for anointing the genitals of a tourist with holy water and claims he did it because the man had a rash

West Virginia prison officials can’t force an atheist inmate to profess to Christianity

A woman dragged a climate activist by her hair to stop her from blocking traffic

A Black man was elected Mayor in rural Newbern, Alabama, but the White town leaders won’t let him serve

SHOCKING FACTS ABOUT WORLD LEADERS THROUGHOUT HISTORY……George Washington…..his teeth were actually made of hippopotamus ivory….bone….and animal and human teeth…..Victoria, Queen of England…..kept diaries with lewd details of her intimate life with her husband…..Catherine the first Empress of Russia…..would not allow men to drink at her parties before 9pm…..John Adams, US President….had a pet dog named Satan…..Nicolae Ceausescu, President of Romania…..was so paranoid about being poisoned through his clothing…..he would never wear the same thing twice….every suit was sealed in plastic before being worn….and burned afterward…..Robert Mugabe, President of Zimbabwe…..ate a baby elephant on his 91th birthday….Benjamin Harrison, US President….was so afraid of electricity…..he and his wife refused to touch light switches….for fear it would electrocute them…..Ne Win, President of Burma…..bathed in dolphin blood believing it would increase his vitality…..Andrew Jackson, US President…..had his pet parrot removed from his funeral…..because it wouldn’t stop spewing profanities…..Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor of the French…..considered converting himself and his army to Islam….but decided against it…..because he knew they couldn’t give up alcohol…..Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of The United Kingdom…..called the ban on alcohol in the United States….. “an affront to the whole history of mankind”…..Frederick William I, King of Prussia…..wanted an army of tall soldiers…..and kidnapped men from neighboring countries to create it…..Franklin Pierce, US President…after being rejected from his party, he said….. “There is nothing left to do but get drunk”……Nelson Mandela, President of South Africa…..was on the US terror list until he was 89-years-old…..Anna I, Empress of Russia…..forced a prince she hated to marry one of her ugly maids…..and made them spend their wedding night….in a deathly cold ice palace…..Dwight Eisenhower, US President…..ordered his valet to shoot the squirrels on his golf course…..Alexander the Great, King of Macedonia…..death remains a mystery to this day…..Justin II, Roman Emperor…..had his court play loud organ music…..to drown out the voices in his head…..Mikhail Gorbachev, Leader of the Soviet Union……won a Grammy….but didn’t show up to the ceremony…..Harry S. Truman, US President…..his middle initial doesn’t stand for anything…..Sitting Bull…..considered Annie Oakley to be his adopted daughter…..Julius Caesar, Dictator of the Roman Empire…..had at least 60 people involved in his assassination.