….. “Mr. January”…..Andy Warhol’s definition of…15 minutes of fame…..Bernie memes were popping up all over the world….of him sitting in a chair….at Biden’s inauguration…..looking like he was freezing his ass off…..and wearing a pair of mittens….and everyone took the piss out of that picture….you had Bernie sitting in a bathtub with Prince singing “Dig if you will – my mittens”….he was Simba in The Lion King…..one of the old men sitting in a private box on The Muppet Show….he was with Leo and Kate on The Titanic…..he was a drummer….watched the heroes in Star Wars receive their medals….he was playing chess in The Queen’s Gambit…..on stage with The Beatles….Beyonce was sitting on his lap while on stage…..on N.W.A. and RUN-D.M.C. albums covers…..flying past Dorothy’s window in The Wizard of Oz…..in the Back to the Future disappearing photo….popped up on a Broadway stage with Denzel and Viola in Fences….even Bob Ross painted a portrait of him with lots of trees in the background…..hanging out with Jay and Silent Bob…..sitting on the sofa with The Golden Girls….posing with The Spice Girls as the new “Old Spice”…..getting his hair done by Dolly Parton in Steel Magnolias….sitting courtside at a basketball game….selling chili hot dogs in NYC…..sitting with Forrest Gump…..have lunch with the Mean Girls…..having a Guinness beer outside at a café during a snowstorm….talking to Big Bird…..chilling with Jesus at the last supper…..had a ringside seat when Clay knocked out Liston…..sitting in the hallway and scaring the little boy in The Shining….baby Yoda in The Mandalorian…..first man on the moon…….The Avengers: Endgame…..with Vito Colone in The Godfather…..with Scarlett in Gone With the Wind….sitting on the rings of Saturn…..sitting there listening to Celie cuss out Mister in The Color Purple….Bernie gave his permission….and now you can buy a sweatshirt with his picture on it…..with all the proceeds from the sales….being donated to Meals on Wheels in Vermont…..….we all saw them….we shared and reposted them….and we laughed….sometimes that stupid gut hurting, tears running down your face, you wanna pee in your pants laugh…..because many of them were funny as hell…..Bernie posed in a photo….with me on a Easter Sunday….way back in like….1963…..now that’s funny!…….Nicole watched me lose it and I thanked my high school friend for coming up with the idea….and we all laughed…….something many of us haven’t done in a while….and it felt good…..it felt great!…..maybe now we can add humor back into our lives….and stop being so pissed off all the goddamn time….that’s way too much waisted energy….if we can get back to that…. “Blazing Saddles” humor mindset….there might be some hope for us all…..and I’m talking globally BTW….….and besides….Bernie wasn’t even mad about all the memes popping up….he thought the shit was funny….as for people ragging on his fashion choice…. “People in Vermont dress because it’s cold….we’re not into style”…..my man…..that’s Bernie……a man who brought laughter back into our lives!
KELLYANNE CONWAY TELLS BILL MAHER AMERICANS “BETTER OFF” THANKS TO TRUMP…..I love his show….you can say whatever you want to say…..anyway,….the Wizard of Oz scarecrow’s sister said…. “You can’t deny that many people are better off”…..Bill replied,…. “Well, they’re not better off now, a lot of them are dead.”
INAUGURATION DAY…..First I was doing my morning crosswords puzzles….and a news blurb popped up saying…. “STUPID” was leaving D.C. …so I watched him leave….and as the helicopter was landing at Joint Base Andrews air force base….that would help shuffle his ass out of Washington….all I could think of was….if that helicopter didn’t land safely….I would feel so sorry for the pilot’s families….I tried to listen to his “get the hell out of dodge” speech….but I couldn’t take him lying anymore….and he’s still calling it “the China virus”….and talking about how well he handled the virus…..and the country during his term in office….and still talking about himself…..this fool made me smoke a joint earlier than I wanted to….and him leaving the podium….listening to Y.M.C.A….and My Way…..kinda describes how the past four years have been…..and while he was boarding Air Force One for the last time….all I could think about was…..if that plane went down….I would feel so sorry for the pilot’s families..…the best way to describe this nightmare we survived….I’ll quote….
CHRISSY TEIGEN….. “Today our great national fuck-up is over….but the shame will last forever….with 2 impeachments, the creation of over 3 million LESS jobs, 403,000 dead, a record low approval rating and God knows how many crimes, we can officially say….Donald Trump is the greatest at being the fucking worst….maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to have the guy with barely enough well done steak with ketchup fueled brainpower to power a lightbulb….who doesn’t even know how to close an umbrella or run a country….history will not be kind to you, you absolute psychopath….but I never was anyhow.” …..the best newspaper headline came from the New York Times….