April 13, 2022

BERNARDO PROVENZANO, SICILIAN MAFIA BOSS WHOSE LIFE MIRRORED “THE GODFATHER” DIES AT 83

…..And he was captured in 2006….after evading the police for over 43 years……and he was captured in his hometown called…..and get this….Corleone, Sicily…..he was the leader of the powerful Sicilian Mafia…..whose life mirrored the characters in Mario Puzo’s classic book…..and Francis Ford Coppola’s film The Godfather…..I remember one day while I was on tour in Sicily.….and we were sitting in our car at a traffic stop in Palermo…..and no cars were moving in either direction…..then out of nowhere.….two men walked into the middle of the street….and had a conversation…..and no cars moved…..everyone just stopped…..and they talked for at least five minutes.…..seriously…..in the middle of the street……I asked my friend Massimo what the hell is going on.….he told me those two men where the head leaders of two Mafia organizations……after they finished talking……the traffic resumed.

HERE’S WHAT CANDY CAME OUT THE YEAR YOU WERE BORN…..1941…..M&M’s (still my favorite)…..1945….DOTS Gumdrops (loved digging them out when they were stuck between my teeth)…..1947….Bazooka Bubble Gum (a dentist’s favorite)…..1948…..Almond Joy (yummy)……1949…..Junior Mints (always hated that candy..…yuck!)…..1949……Smarties.…..1952……Pixy Stix (I have no idea how much of that powdered junk I poured down my throat) ……1954….Peeps (loved those little yellow marshmallow chickens).….1958…..Candy Necklaces (you either wore then around your neck or around your wrist – didn’t matter – they didn’t last long)……1960….Lemonheads (another favorite)…..1960 Starburst (nah, another one I didn’t like)…..1962…..Now and Later (one of the one’s you ate right away)…..1963…Sweetarts (a taste buds nightmare)…..1966….100 Grand (don’t remember that one)…..1966 Razzles (candy and gum together…..yumm)……1970…Snicker’s Munch Bar (sorry, I was never a peanut butter and chocolate kind a kid)…..1971…Laffy Taffy (always munched on them during high school)…..1974 Pop Rocks (yuck!)……1976 Jelly Belly (they always tasted like fake jelly beans to me)…..1978…..Reeses’s Pieces (never!)….1979….Ring Pop (was too old to enjoy those)…..1980 Big League Chew (that’s when they introduced shredded bubble gum)…..1981…..Skittles (was never in to them)….1983…. Nerds (NEXT!)……1985…..Sour Patch (never heard of it)…..1986….Airheads (same as Sour Patch)……1986….Push Pop (not the frozen ices we ate when were kids – this was a lollipop)……1993….Hershey’s Cookies n Crème (I’ll take the ice cream over this any day)…..there are more….but to tell you the truth…they’re not really tasty and are so chemical laden…..that they would probably kill ya! 

BILL SIGNED IN NORTH CAROLINA AND MISSOURI RESTRICT ACCESS TO POLICE DASH AND BODY CAMS…..It’s not like they have been proving some police officers wrong…..but at least California released a video showing two officers fatally shooting an unarmed white man…..and they blasted him…..at close range….with a shotgun…..they told him to get on the ground.….when he didn’t comply….BLAM….they wanted to see his hands (kind of hard to do when you just got blasted)…..when he didn’t comply again….BLAM……BLAM…..I’m sorry but an unarmed person is no threat to a bunch of police with guns…..so I guess now they have the power to release the edited versions.

TOURISTS, STOP MAKING STUPID AND DANGEROUS SELFIES, AUTHORITIES PLEAD…..No don’t stop them….let the dumb asses take them…..Croatia’s Plitvice Lakes and National Park…..attracts about one million visitors a year..…and has had a high number of deaths and rescues…..they said at least one person dies and around 1,200 are rescued……and by the way…..Croatia is a beautiful country…..in Canada a dumbass slipped and fell 70 meters off a high rock while trying to take a picture next to a waterfall…..another one who ignored the warning signs fell off the cliff too…..a German couple walked over to get a better view.….and fell into the water……two tourist fell to their deaths posing for pics at Machu Picchu in Peru….a South Korean oooped and fell from a cliff in Peru…..minutes later another German..…lost his footing while leaping into the air to take a “flying selfie”…..and went flying.….so far selfies have been linked to 23 deaths this year…..compared to the 24 deaths during all of 2015…..so go ahead.….act stupid to get that all important……selfie!

10 REASONS BEER IS GOOD FOR YOU, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE…..YEAAAH….the Stupid Study People are back……1)….Beer Keeps Your Brain Sharp.….yep, I’m smart as a whip after 10 of them…..2)…..Beer Makes You Better At Sex.….hey, ain’t nothing like a drunk lay…..3)…..Beer Could Help Build Your Washboard Abs….I think they meant washing machine abs….anyway,….4)….Beer Keeps Your Plumbing Clean….no shit!…..5)…..Beer Gives You A Trippy Dopamine Rush….that’s called being drunk and trying to focus stupid…..6)…..Beer Can Protect Against Alzheimer’s….I have to read up on that one…..7)…..Beer Makes Your Bones Stronger….lifting those heavy beer stein’s at Octoberfest in Munich, Germany will help you develop something.….8)……Beer Lowers Risk Of Heart Diseases…..cool!….9)….Beer Helps You Live Longer…..now I know why I’m so healthy…..10)…..Beer Improves Digestion……no shit…..two exits…..no waiting!

WHY IT’S HARDER TO RECOVER FROM JET LAG WHEN YOU FLY EAST….Now that’s true….when I fly home.…2-3 days tops and I’m cool….flying back home…..at least a week and a half…..there are cells called.….Neuronal Oscillator Cells..…which regulate people’s circadian rhythm..…or biological clock by syncing up with one another…..but they don’t operate on a perfect 24-hour schedule…..because their activity follows a cycle that last slightly longer than that.…24.5 hours…..which means it’s easier for a person flying west across time zones.….than to shorten the day by flying east….the amount of time it takes a person to adjust to a new time zone..…depends on not only how many time zones are crossed but also the direction in which a person flies.….flying west…..three time zones…..four days..…six….six days.….nine…..less than eight days….flying east…..three time zones…four days….six…..eight days…..nine…..more than twelve days.

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