THE TRUE WAR ON CHRISTMAS…..is students being shot and killed in schools….weeks before Christmas…..in a country that loves guns….more than children.
COMMONS SPEAKER GOES TO POLICE OVER CLAIMS OF COCAINE USE AT WESTMINISTER…..The speaker….Sir Lindsay Hoyle said he will call the cops….because he’s concerned about people doing lines in the Palace of Westminster….he also threw in the “Allegations” legal loophole word…..anyway,….dude is serious….he’s making this a priority and wants to see….the full and effective enforcement of the law….with serious sanctions for those flouting the rules…..they said an investigation found evidence of coke use in 11 out of 12 locations tested within the building…..one MP said it’s time to bring in the sniffer dogs….dang!…..no wonder England’s all messed up…..their politicians are high as hell!….and if you look at Boris…..and the “Allegations”……of people in the government snortin’ up a lot of blow….hey, the man does has a serious snout on his face…..Brexit_……shit, you better….Fix-it!……just sayin’.
FORMER GEORGIA DISTRICT ATTORNEY JACKIE JOHNSON FACES 5 YEARS BEHIND BARS FOR PROTECTING AHMAUD ARBERY KILLERS…….Ah…..ok!
SCIENTISTS JUST DISCOVERED A GIGANTIC PLANET THAT SHOULDN’T EXIST….What does that even mean?….how can they say….a planet shouldn’t exist….when they don’t know a damn thing about the universe?….we exist in what they are calling The Milky Way Galaxy…..do they know exactly how many….galaxies exist….within the Milky Way Galaxy?……NO!….so, what does that even mean?
KENTUCKY CONGRESSMAN TWEETS CHRISTMAS PHOTO WITH HIS FAMILY BRANDISHING GUNS….And his Christmas wish was…. “Santa, please bring ammo”…..I know many of you are not surprised….his family pic….is getting nationwide press…..I’m surprised it’s getting nationwide press….right after a 15-year-old kid decided to shoot up a school in Michigan…..you should see the smiles on their faces in this photograph.
HEY COVID……
Norwegian cruise ship disembarks in New Orleans with at least 17 COVID cases…..including a “probable” Omicron infection…..people in counties that voted for Trump are nearly three times more likely to die from COVID…..Spain approves COVID vaccine for children in the 5-11 age group….more than 70 medical personal in Spain tested positive for COVID after a Christmas party…..three Latvian MP’s were suspended from voting after refusing the COVID vaccine…..the explosion of COVID PTSD cases is a mental health crisis in the making….many Egyptians are buying fake COVID passes…..Germany records its highest number of daily COVID deaths since February….
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..
A pregnant wife cancels Christmas celebration after finding out her husband invited his huge family to their home without asking her
A substitute teacher sang Britney Spears “Toxic” on a karaoke machine – he was asked to leave early
Scientists are building a “Black Box” to record the end of civilization
A Pastor was relieved of his duties by a church after donning drag on HBO’s We’re Here
A bomb squad was called to a hospital after a WWII mortar was removed from a man’s rectum
Catholic University student government votes to remove a painting depicting George Floyd as Jesus Christ
A Capitol rioter wants to use her prison sentence as a way to lose weight and do yoga
A Black man gets a new trial after the jury used a room covered in Confederate flags
Jewish WWII veteran remembered for the liberation of Dachau concentration camp toasted his son’s Bar Mitzvah with “Hitler’s cognac”
U.S. boss fires 900 employees over Zoom
A Black High School player was called the N-word by a white opponent and was ejected from the game for defending himself
The new film West Side Story is banned in Saudi Arabia and other gulf nations