…..I want to say something…..only because I love and care about all of you….so, please listen……when you have to sneeze…..make sure your mouth….isn’t filled with scramble eggs…..now,….
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU DIE…..Right, as if I care….I’m dead…..and there’s basically only one group of people…..who really know what happens to your body when you die…. “THE DEAD!”
STOP MOCKING MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE…..Oh trust me…..that ain’t gonna happen…..she’s my new favorite crazy person…..she was mad because a woman in a restaurant screamed at her….and now she’s crying about a mean “insane woman”…..who and her son…..verbally attacked her…. “They are self-righteous, insane and completely out of control”……like I said before…..my new favorite crazy person…..and there was one person who felt sorry for her…..David Hogg who was one of the Parkland High School shooting survivor….. “Man, that sucks…..I was attacked and screamed at in 2018…..by an insane woman named Marjorie Taylor Greene…..she had no respect for the privacy of me….as an 18-year-old school shooting survivor or my staff….she was a self-righteous bitch…..insane and completely out of control.”
RUSSIA ACCUSES UKRAINIAN SABOTEURS OF BREACHING BORDER REGION…..He has a problem with the fact that…..these soldiers attacked a few Russian villages…..in Russia…..and he branded the events…..as a terrorist attack…..well ain’t that some shit…..this coming from the guy who…..actually invaded a country.
NEW YORKERS HECKLED FORMER MAYOR RUDY GIULIANI IN THE STREET: “YOU’RE A PIECE OF SHIT”……Gotta love New Yorkers…..they’ll let you know…..exactly how they feel…..and what they think about you.
WAYNE SHORTER, JAZZ SAXOPHONE PIONEER DIES AT 89…..Man we lost a great one…..my brother Darryl found something Herbie Hancock said about his friend…… “Wayne Shorter, my best friend……left us with courage in his heart…..love and compassion for all….and a seeking spirit for the eternal future…..he was ready for his rebirth….as it is with every human being…..he his irreplaceable and was able to reach the pinnacle of excellence as a saxophonist…..composer…..orchestrator…..and recently, the composer of the masterful opera “Iphigenia”…..I miss being around him and his special Wayne-ism……but I carry his spirit within my heart…..always”…..rest well Mr. Shorter.
SOFTBALL PLAYER CARRIED AROUND THE BASES BY THE OPPONENTS:…..And like my brother Michael T said….. “Sportsmanship defined”……there’s a video out that was taken by a mom at the game……thanks Sue……Sara Tucholsky…..of Western Oregon is up at bat…….against Central Washington……Sara tagged a pitch…..and knocked it out the park…..her first ever home run…..and while she was round 1st base…..while celebrating…..she tore a ligament in her knee…..and was unable to run any further……now the umpires said….. “Yo, if her teammates or coaches assist her…..she will be declared out…..and if a pinch runner is substituted for her…..they basically said…..if she can’t make it on her own…..too bad…..no homer…..it’s a single……NEXT!…..…two of the Central Washington’s players heard that and said;…..”Naw man, that ain’t right”….so Mallory Holtman and Liz Wallace offered to carry her around the bases…..and that’s how Sara Tucholsky’s softball season and career…..ended….how cool is that…..like Michael T said…… “Sportsmanship defined!”
ANTI-LGBTQ+ UNIVERSITY’S ROUND-THE-CLOCK REVIVAL TURNS INTO MEASLES SUPERSPREADER EVENT…..And who said…..God didn’t have a sense of humor?…..God made the duck bill platypus remember?….. anyway,…..a two-week-long religious revival at an anti-LGBTQ+.at a Christian university……may have resulted in…..tens of thousands of people…..being exposed to measles….like 20,000…..and state health officials in Kentucky…..are saying…..those of you who are unvaccinated…..most of you have this highly…..contagious virus…..that means…..the chances of you catching this…..are very good…..and they’re saying…..or rather,……would like to encourage you to quarantine for 21 days…..and get a shot of the measles vaccine…..one which is safe and effective.
NEW SLEEPER TRAIN WILL CONNECT BARCELONA AND AMSTERDAM…..Now that must be a great ride…….and a beautiful one……it’s set to launch in 2025….it’s a Dutch-Belgian startup……European Sleeper came up with a great travel plan……Rotterdam…..Antwerp…..Brussels and Lille……that connection comes out of London……in the evening you hit…..Avignon……Montpellier…..Perpignan……Figueras and Girona in the morning…..D&B haven’t figured out the full-trip between the two major nightlife cities…..or the ticket prices……when they get it together…..we’re on it!
TEQUILA AND MEZCAL PRODUCTION COULD BE HALTED BY CLIMATE CHANGE…..WHAT????…..No more shots?……oh, hell no, y’all better fix that climate problem…..and fast!
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
Conservative lawmakers want to ban porn, but they’re the ones consuming most of it
Pennsylvania hospital wants to deport an undocumented Dominican woman in a coma
Prison Chaplain sues his bosses for religious discrimination because some inmates acted out the Madonna song, Papa Don’t preach during a game of charades
South Carolina introduces a bill to punish women who have an abortion by executing them