May 23, 2023

BEFORE

….I begin…..my sister Sandra shared this….and I could not come up with a better way…..to say thank you…..to my friends….. “After my funeral…..I want one of my friends…..to take my phone….and text everyone….. “thank you”….for coming”….…..that is so sweet.….just to let you know…..I’m not having a funeral…..but I would love to say right  now….to all of you…..and you know who you are….. “I am so glad our paths crossed….our paths crossed for a reason…..we shared moments in time…still to this day…..because we  said….. “hello”…..

NAACP ISSUES TRAVEL ADVISORY FOR FLORIDA, SAYING THE STATE IS “OPENLY HOSTILE TOWARD AFRICAN AMERICANS” UNDER GOV. DeSANTIS ADMINISTRATION…..In my own damn country!……and not only “THAT” state….I’ll repeat myself…..again…..you need to leave…..take a peek at the history behind Florida…..right, exactly,…..it ain’t pretty……start with the Spanish…..then the Native Americans…..and work your way up……to all the buried bodies recently being dug up…..and who was doing the killing?…..be it  karma…..mojo….voodoo….or whatever…..there’s evil down there….when “BLACK PEOPLE” are shit is bad…..trust me……it’s bad!…..De is trying to erase Black History…..and restrict diversity, equity and inclusion programs in Florida schools…..his reason for banning CRT….. “The concept would teach children the country is rotten and that our institutions are illegitimate”……his administration also blocked a preliminary version of a new Advanced Placement course on African-American studies….saying…. “It significantly lacks educational value”…..and this MF wants to run for the White House…..Trump was bad…..but this dude?…..y’all need to leave……the economy is gonna tank…..because he doesn’t want migrant workers…..to do the work many American’s don’t want to do….Mickey Mouse will give him the middle finger soon…….there are cheaper countries to retire in and they’re much warmer……and…..in a few years…..Florida is going to be Atlantis new neighbor…..along with NYC.

SCIENTISTS MINDBLOWN AFTER DISCOVERING UNDERGROUND ANT CITY EQUIVALENT TO THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA…..I don’t know if I would’ve been….mind blown…..but one thing’s for sure…..I would’ve been hella scared of those damn ants….and if you’re interested….the doc is called…. “Ants: Nature’s Secret Power”….let me know about the ant wall…..because I a(i)n’t watching it.

DISNEY AMBITIOUS STAR WARS STARCRUISER HOTEL COSTING $2,400 A NIGHT FORCED TO CLOSE AFTER 18 MONTHS…..You think??……now just imagine…..you spend a week there…..in that hotel room…..being Han Solo…..or the furry guy.…for over two grand a night…….OR…..you take that cash…..and head towards the airport……you could have a great time across either pond with that amount of cash…..if you plan it right……and take less luggage.

DID HITLER SAY: “TO CONQUER A NATION FIRST REPLACE SCIENCE WITH CHRISTIANITY”…… Don’t know if he did…..don’t know if he didn’t…..don’t care……but it wouldn’t be the first time…..that idea has been tried by…..religion.

THREE-YEAR-OLD TODDLE SHOOTS 2 PEOPLE LEADING TO THE ARREST OF A MAN WANTED FOR MURDER…..and I’m sure some gun lover…..will call the kid a hero….because he shot someone wanted for murder…..and ignore the fact that a 3-year-old toddler had access….to a gun.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE SHOWS OFF HER CONFEDERATE BEER COOLER IN A NEW WORKOUT VIDEO……Like I always say…..she’s my new favorite crazy person….can’t wait to see what she comes up with four minutes from now.

POLICE OFFICERS EXPLAIN WHY THE TASERED A 95-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WITH DEMENTIA…..So,….let me get this straight…..I’m to believe that….two highly trained police officers….who are part of the New South Wales police department…..thought the only way to subdue the perp….who had stolen a steak knife from the kitchen…..and has dementia by the way…..was to zap her…..which made her fall and bust her head wide open on the floor…..and now she’s suffering from critical injuries….a woman who is now surrounded by her family members…..because the doctors don’t expect her to survive…..now explain it to me……did I miss anything?……am I about right?…..neither of you dumbasses said to yourself,….. “Man, she’s old…..let’s take the knife from her”…..seriously guys…..it’s not like she was a damn Ninja…..95!

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A woman is considering breaking up with her boyfriend of five year because he won’t stop telling the same joke

A couple gets $31,000 compensation after 8 water buffaloes fell into their new swimming pool

Travelers were shocked after an airline weighed a woman on the baggage scale

A man found out he is not related to any of the children he had with his wife after doing an Ancestry DNA test

A school bus stop in front of an adult toy store causes concerns for parents

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