…..Says,……2023 is doomed…..my girl is back with new predictions about our future…..she’s was the famous blind Bulgarian mystic…..and a lot of stuff she said would happen…..did……she said a war using bioweapons will happen…..a solar tsunami could destroy the magnetic field of the earth……causing communication failures and blackouts……and then there’s the alien invasion…..a change in earth’s orbit……which could affect the climate of the planet drastically…..a nuclear power plant exploding somewhere in Asia…..that’s gonna lead to toxic cloud formations and the spread of serious diseases…..and she said that natural births will be a thing of the past…..and newborn children will be grown in laboratories……hey, the lady predicted the dissolution of the Soviet Union……Princess Diana’s death…..the Chernobyl meltdown…..the 9/11 attack and Brexit…..not to mention….85% of her predictions have come true…… “The world will suffer from a lot of cataclysms and great disasters…..the consciousness of people will change…..difficult times will come…..people will be divided by their faith…..we are witnessing devastating events that will change the fate and destiny of humanity”……she said that would happen by 2021.
A BRIDE MISSED HER OWN WEDDING, LOST THOUSANDS AND SPENT NEW YEARS ALONE AFTER SOUTHWEST CANCELED HER FLIGHT…..Dang, that stinks…..I think I might’ve flown Southwest Airlines from Orlando and didn’t have any problems.…..but during the holidays……one day they canceled over 2,800 flights……and the next day…..2,500 flights…..that’s a lot of pissed off holiday travelers……she was flying to Belize to meet her future husband along with her children…..who had flown there earlier…..but the flight was shut down because it was short……three flight attendants…..and she couldn’t find another flight going that way…..after 18 hours of searching for one…..and she and her husband will not be receiving any refunds…..and she, her soon to be husband and their guest……are out a lot of money…..actually, I feel so sorry for them.
POPE BENEDICT XVI WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE ENABLER AND PROTECTOR OF PREDATOR PRIESTS…..That sounds about right……since he knew what was going on……and did nothing to protect the victims…..it’s going to be interesting how the Vatican……is going to honor this guy……since many people know……what he didn’t do……and Catholic Churches in Germany decided…..to ring their bells at the same time…..to honor this…..person…..someone shared a cartoon of the Pope talking to a bunch of Bishops…… “Pope: What are we gonna do to give Benedict a proper farewell?…..Bishop: the abused victim’s choir ensemble would like to sing “Highway to Hell” for him.”
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A woman was shocked to discover a company stole her identity to create a sex doll
A library in Colorado was shut after meth was found on the seats and in the air ducts
An Australian tourist arrives in Bali only to find the luxury resort he was supposed to stay at demolished
A dentist confirmed that he can tell if you’ve given a blow job recently
Christian Wood signed a $53 million dollar deal after his ex-girlfriend dumped him for not getting drafted into the NBA
Another Air India passenger urinates on a woman during a flight
White sheriff who called his colleagues “Black Bastards” resigns – again
Berlin car thieves caught after asking the police for directions
Roswell restaurant employee blows $300,000 of the company’s money on strippers
Two men accidentally set themselves on fire while trying to burn down a immigration center
10 THINGS TO STOP BUYING IN 2023…..Is one of them expensive bullshit…..shit coffee from Starbucks?…..nope…..everyday plastics…..we’re paper people…..but our neighbors aren’t……paper and printer ink…..we print when we need to…….birthday and greeting cards……Nicole is going to have a problem with that one……app subscriptions…..only have the ones I need……daily coffee drinks…..two cups and the crossword puzzles……in our kitchen every morning for me……cleaning supplies…..only use the ones good for the environment……brand-new clothing…..and if I need some new underwear……then what?…..multivitamins…..we know what to take……and thanks for caring……travel insurance…..no, you’re wrong there……pay for travel insurance…..cable TV……you basically can’t watch anything without it.
DINOSAUR LEGS GROWN ON GENETICALLY MODIFIED CHICKEN EMBRYOS IN WORLD’S FIRST…..Dear scientists who think it’s a good idea…..to mess in an unexplored area you know nothing about…..because sooner or later…..you will genetically create something…..you will not be able to control……there is a very good reason why…..dinosaurs are not around…..the same reason I’m not a fan of Artificial Intelligence……due to the fact I have a problem with……and intelligence……whose first name is…..artificial!