…..Well it’s about damn time….since your treatment towards them has been pretty shitty.
SELFIES ARE LINKED TO MENTAL DISORDER….According to psychiatrist Dr. David Veal…. “Two out of three of all the patients who come to see me with Body Dysmorphic Disorder since the rise of camera phones have a compulsion to repeatedly take and post selfies on social media….. cognitive behavioral therapy is used to help a patient recognize the reasons for his or her compulsive behavior and then learn how to moderate it.”…..he also states….. “As harmless as these acts all seem, they build up over time to create and create great forms of self-consciousness and false sense of confidence. Instead of being okay with who we are no matter what, we strive to find the right picture with all the perfect details. The more likes we get on social media the happier we feel.”….how far can this obsession go? A British teenager went to the extent of trying to commit suicide after he was unable to take what he thought was the perfect selfie.
HOW TO GET PREGNANT WITH A RACQUETBALL….Ok,….I’ve heard some real kinky stuff during my lifetime so far….but a racquetball?
NATO AIMS TO BE MORE RESPONSIVE IN WAKE OF RUSSIAN AGGRESSION…..Really?….so what….now you’re going to try and do your job?…..because you didn’t do a thing in the Balkans….and definitely not in Africa….seems to me that NATO means….. “Not Able to Operate!”
TEXAS COP NATHANIAL ROBINSON USES STUN GUN ON ELDERLY MAN OVER INSPECTION STICKER…..On a 76-year old man…..what was this 23-year old kid thinking?…..the police officer didn’t understand…..if you have dealer tags on your car….it makes it exempt from inspection….he tried to snatch a piece of paper from Pete Vasquez…..that didn’t work…..so he twisted his arms behind him and pushed him down on the hood of the car….a brief scuffle……drags him to the ground….and then zapped him….twice…..a man came out of the store and asked;…. “What are you doing? He’s a 76-year old man?”….the cop told him to shut up.
COPS SCAN SOCIAL MEDIA TO HELP ASSESS YOUR THREAT RATING…..Remember the Tom Cruise movie…..Minority Report?…..the new Data-Mining technology works like that…..New World System software lets the police dispatchers look up a person’s name…..to see it they had any contact with the police before…..another software called…PredPol……claims it can forecast risk times and future crimes…..$7 billion worth of federal funding is now going into public safety organizations to build a nationwide responder wireless network called Firstnet.….since 2012…..an app called Beware…..has been sold to many police departments and it serves to collect billions of records of commercial and public data from criminal records to internet chatter to give back profiles in real time.
HARVARD GRAD PULLED OVER FOR PLAYING “F…K THE POLICE”….Man,….it’s getting way out of hand back home…..but it’s ok for the police to blast…. “Sweet Home Alabama” at the protesters, right?
LAWSUITS FILED OVER CHEERLEADER REQUIREMENTS INCLUDING JIGGLE TEST…..Four former Buffalo Bills cheerleaders are suing the organization over their so-called.….jiggle test…..they made them stand and jiggle…..to see what parts of their bodies were jiggling…..and if it was something they saw jiggling.….you wouldn’t be allowed to perform…..they say they were forced to work out in freezing storerooms, sit on men’s laps during charity events and basically do these things for very little money and very (if any) enjoyment…..some were making only $420 for more than 800 hours of work.
ROBOT FLIES TO GERMANY AS AIRLINE PASSENGER FROM LOS ANGELES…..And here they come folks…..the robot named Athena (who is named after the Greek goddess known for wisdom, courage, inspiration, civilization, law and justice, strategic warfare….hummmm!)…..was booked on a flight to Frankfurt…..it was created by a robotic company in Salt Lake City, Utah named Sarcos and was purchased by the Max Planck Society.….along with researchers at the University of Southern California…..they are trying to make her perform tasks too dangerous for humans…..like nuclear cleanup…..wouldn’t it have been cheaper to ship her by Fed-Ex…..and then Lego her butt back together once she arrived over here?
THE ONE WORD THAT SUMS UP EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO DO TO BE HAPPIER….. “PERMA”…..Positive Emotion…..Engagement…..good Relationships…..Meaning….Accomplishment…..whatever Joe,.….I have one word which would make me happier right now.…. “COFFEE!”