January 9, 2022

“AUNT JEMIMA” FAMILY FILES $2 BILLION LAWSUIT AGAINST PEPSI AND QUAKER OATS

……Here’s something I didn’t know…..the face used on the box was the face of an actual employee of Quaker Oats…..Ms. Anna Short Harrington……who passed away in 1955….I guess they didn’t get a release form from her….because D.W. Hunter….who is the great grandson, filed a class action lawsuit against PepsiCo and its related subsidiaries on behalf of all Harrington’s great grandchildren…..I don’t know….I mean A.J. has changed over the years….so if they’re trying to focus on one image of her….I’d go with the doo-rag…..because that pictures been around as long as I’ve been around….and later she had a perm.

BACHELORS WANTED IN BRAZILIAN TOWN MADE UP ENTIRELY OF WOMEN……At one time or another….that has been a man’s dream……the towns called Noiva de Cordeiro….and no it’s not a bachelors’ paradise……the Brazilian paper O Globo says most of the photos shown of the women are happily married..…there’s are about 600 residents between 25 to 35….and even though they live by a strict set of rules that allow only women to dominate society…..they’re extending an invitation to potential male suitors….but….all males….age 18 and husbands are banished to work in the city and can only come home on the weekends….Rosalee Fernandes, 49 says;…. “There are lots of things women do better than men. Our town is prettier, more organized and far more harmonious than if men were in charge.”…..this is a very interesting article….. it sounds like a great place…..check it out…..I would have a problem with the weekend visits….but they do need men…..because the only ones the single women can meet….are either married or related….because everyone is a cousin….and they’re very beautiful people….but fellas….you live by their rules….or bye!

TEEN BURGLAR KILLS GOLDFISH “WITNESSES”…..Lord help him….on second thought….nah!….he went back to the scene of the crime….and took out the goldfish….so they couldn’t identify him…..HEY STUPID!!!….goldfish have seven-second memories…..and they can’t talk.

DID YOU KNOW LATE-NIGHT DANCING CAN GET YOU ARRESTED IN JAPAN?…..This is so messed up….the police started enforcing a law which went ignored for at least a half a century…. clubs and commercial establishments cannot host parties without a valid license….you will have to have at least 66 square meters of dance floor….and all dancing stops at 1am…..failure to comply….means heavy fines, jail time or having your business shut down…..Ryo Isobe (music writer from Tokyo) says; “Dancing is not a crime…..but the current situation can easily make people believe that dancing is a crime”……therefore, all-night parties are against the law and are considered a crime!

MAN CLAIMS AFRICAN PATCH OF LAND SO HIS LITTLE GIRL CAN BE A REAL PRINCESS…..This so cute….Jeremiah Heaton’s daughter Emily asked him if she could be a real princess….he didn’t have the heart to refuse..…he spent hours searching on the net….after several months of searching he located an 800-square mile desert in Africa…..thousands of miles from his Virginia home..…the strip is called “Bir Tawil” and one of the last pieces of unclaimed land on Earth….there have been a few online claimants to the property….so, he actually gained permission from Egyptian authorities and traveled to Africa….on Emily’s 7th birthday…..he planted a blue flag with four stars (designed by his children) on a rocky hill….after a 14-hour caravan journey through the desert….he renamed Bir Tawil and calls it….The Kingdom of North Sudan…..where he is the undisputed King…..and his daughter is a princess.

ROMANIAN PRINCESS ADMITS TO RUNNING COCKFIGHTING RING IN OREGON…..What!…..they don’t have any chickens in Romania?

REAL CHIMPS WATCH “DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES “ REVOLUTION BEGINS……Man stop putting ideas in their heads…..if you’ve seen the movies….you know what going to happen!

RUSSIAN TRAIN PASSENGER FINISH BEER OF MAN WHO FELL OFF WHILE TRYING TO GET SOME FRESH AIR….Well,…..it’s not like he was gonna come back and finish it.

29 SUMO WRESTLERS PACKED INTO ONE TINY PLANE….. They need to hang a left and roll right onto the highway….because there is no way in hell that plane is getting off the ground.

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