ASKING TEACHERS….to follow scripted curriculum…..is like asking an artist…..to paint by numbers
EVERYONE…..has a right to believe anything they want…..and everyone else….has the right to find it fucking ridiculous
I SAY…. “it is what it is” a lot….for someone who has no idea what it is
THE ONLY PEOPLE…..currently running for president who appear in Jeffery Epstein’s flight logs are……Donald Trump and Robert Kennedy Jr.
MY DESIRE…..to be well-informed….is currently at odds….with my desire to remain sane
SO CLARENCE THOMAS….can accept hundreds of thousands in gifts…..but Fani Willis can’t go dutch on dinner?
I WISH…..buying weed built your credit
NO ONE…..needs a weapon that can fire…..400/800 rounds per minute….no one
BUYING GROCERIES…..is starting to make me wonder……what a pinecone taste like
I DON’T REGRET…..the things I did wrong….I regret the good things I did…..for the wrong people
LORD…..reduce my stress…..heal my body….protect my peace…..and double my income….Amen
HOW MANY TIMES….do I have to say…. “Excuse me”…..before….. “Get the fuck out of the way”…..becomes acceptable?
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME…..how putting a rainbow in a classroom is….. “Indoctrination”…..but the Ten Commandments isn’t?
STUDENT: You keep telling me how important it is to get an education….but it’s really expensive….can I get some help?
GERMANY: All colleges are tuition-free
FINLAND: We welcome anyone in the world to get any level of education at no charge
DENMARK: Don’t be silly, college won’t cost you anything…..and we will provide you $900/month for living expensive for 6 years
UNITED STATES: This is America….pull yourself up by your bootstraps….we’ll provide you loans at 10x the interest rate we charge banks….if you don’t pay, we’ll garnish your paycheck….if you declare bankruptcy you still owe us….and textbooks aren’t included
I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND….why bugs insist on coming inside….when they have the whole outside
A SCIENTIST….will read dozens of books in his lifetime…..and still believe he has a lot more to learn….a religious person barely reads one book…..and thinks they know it all
WHAT …..should not be heard by little ears….should not be said by big mouths
WHEN….your advertisement interrupts my video….it makes me hate your product
MAYBE I’M JUST A SKEPTIC…..but I don’t think we should be governing America in the 21st century……according to a book that says…..an elderly Jewish man lived inside of a fish for 3 days
BEAUTIFUL SOULS…..recognize beautiful souls….keep being genuine…..your people will find you
AND MY FAVORITE…….(For tourists……and German citizens)
TRAVELING….with the Deutsche Bahn (German Rail Service)…..is truly an adventure….will there be a strike resulting in last minute cancellations?……will there be reparations on the train tracks…..causing two hour delays?…..will you get yelled at for looking at someone the wrong way?…..the possibilities are endless