…..I wish I had a dollar for all the times my parents were playing her music…..a special voice and spirit has left us…we’re lost a King…..a Prince…..a Princess…..and now a Queen..…and to show you how stupid “STUPID’S” favorite TV station is…..Fox News paid a tribute to Aretha.….by showing an image of Patti LaBelle……and to quote my British friends….long live the Queen.

SALMA HAYEK, 51, CHALLENGING LIZ HURLEY, 53, AS ULTIMATE BIKINI QUEEN…..Liz,….I saw the photos you posted of you walking around on a beach..…and I must admit..….your body does look good….BUT.….do you seriously want to challenge Salma?….think about it girlfriend…..Selma’s body?…..Liz,….the film From Dusk Til Dawn…..ever thought about watching it?…..because I did…..along with…..about a gazillion men.….Salma starts dancing on the table with that snake around her neck….Nicole will tell you how much I hate snakes.….can’t look at them on TV…..can’t turn the page in a magazine…..but when she started dancing.….I didn’t see a snake…..and a gazillion other men didn’t see a snake either.….and all of us gazillion men…..stopped.….and looked.….and said a Chris Tucker… “DAAAAMMMM!”..…Liz, you have a wonderful body….….51….I guess age ain’t nothin’ but a number..….it’s all about the genes……and Salma’s body is…. “SLAMMIN’!”

COLORADO SCHOOL DISTRICT SLASHES MONDAYS AND BEGINS 4-DAY SCHOOL WEEK…. I think that’s a good thing…..everyone hates Monday anyway.….lots of countries are switching to 4 day work weeks.….and of course it’s a way to cut cost and attract more teachers.….and receive a lower paycheck you can’t live off of…..but some parents are concerned it will cost them money instead.….yeah, no sitter…after school programs..…kid home alone.….Colorado has a mega surplus of money from selling weed.….so maybe y’all can work something out.

GUESS WHAT BLACK PEOPLE “CAIN‘T” DO.….You “CAIN’T” dribble a basketball in a gym otherwise you might be handcuffed by the police…..you “CAIN’T” be pregnant and buy school supplies for your kids because a security guard might think you have stuff under your dress and stealing…..you “CAIN’T” celebrate your birthday in a club in Atlanta without someone wanting you to leave.….you “CAIN’T” be pregnant while visiting a medical center without a white man calling you a n….r.

SCIENCE CONFIRMS: INTELLIGENT PEOPLE GO TO BED LATE, LEAVE A MESS EVERYWHERE AND USE BAD LANGUAGE…..Well, I’m two out of three..…because I will clean up a mess.

A DONALD TRUMP TWEET….. “When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog!”…..there’s one thing he said…that lets you know how much he respects women.….he called Omarosa…..a crazed, crying lowlife dog!….I’ve been pissed off at women during my lifetime…..but I have never called a woman a dog.….maybe a “Bitch”…..but that wasn’t in relations to a dog…..anyway,……man, I would sacrifice to the Gods…..6 clams, 20 grains of rice, a case of kiwi’s, 16,000 Hawaiian pineapple pizzas and give the goat a pass this time……to find out what the hell he has on his wife..….what woman would put up with his shit…..and I know some of y’all were thinking…. “Michelle wouldn’t put up with that crap from Obama”…..and you’re right…..because she would’ve seen that shit coming from the giddy-up……and said.…. “Oh hell no!”…..unless “STUPID’S” wife is under some Stockholm Syndrome stuff…..I have no clue why she’s still there…..creature comforts are one thing.….but living with a woman disrespecting racist on a daily basis?..…maybe she’s the next one to come out with a book…..since it seems like that’s the trend in the “WHITE” house…..a crazed, crying lowlife dog…..wow!

PARROT SWEARS AT LONDON FIREFIGHTER TRYING TO RESCUE IT FROM A ROOF…..And I agree with the parrot.….come on man, you spent money…..taxpayers money to be exact..…to rescue a bird on a roof…..when he came up the ladder……the bird probably looked at him and said..… “You stupid ass motherfucker. I can fly you damn idiot!”

SECOND WORLD WAR II PLANE FOUND AFTER 72 YEARS AS HEATWAVE MELTS SWISS SNOW…..An American C-53 Skytrooper…..military transport plane was flying from Tulln in Austria to Pisa, Italy…..on November 18^th 1946..…when a snowstorm came out of nowhere and forced the pilots to slam into the Gauli Glacier in the Bernese Alps…..at a speed  of 174mph……they think he was trying to take a detour route via Munich, Strasbourg and Marseille rather than cross the alps….the good thing is……the eight passengers and four crewmembers on board..…were rescued five days later.….but the plane remained hidden within the glacier..…buried under deep layers of snow and ice…..until 72 years later…..due to the earth’s rising temperatures…..in recent months, 35 degrees Celsius has been the norm in parts of Switzerland….and the country has experienced one of the hottest and driest summers since they started keeping records in 1864..….but don’t worry folks…..climate change doesn’t exist.

GEORGIA 3-YEAR-OLD LOVES WAFFLEHOUSE SO MUCH HE WAS MADE AN EMPLOYEE ON HIS BIRTHDAY.….Well, I guess this kids future is all set…..all he needs now is a pick-up truck…..isn’t that against some child labor law or something?

AN 11-YEAR-OLD CHANGED ELECTION RESULTS ON A REPLICA FLORIDA STATE WEBSIT IN UNDER 10 MINUTES…..Two thing here…..one,….Florida lost any credibility it had…..with the Bush/Gore mishap…..when it comes to counting votes in that state…..and two,….I’m a firm believer.….when it comes to computers.…and you don’t know what’s happening..…or what the hell is going on…..give it to a kid…..they will fix it and explain the problem to you.….you only have to hope you understand what they’re saying..…which you won’t…..because that’s the reason you gave it to a kid in the first place…..because you didn’t understand what was going on.