December 20, 2021

ANORAK’S ALMANAC, CHAPTER 77, VERSES 11-20

…. “My friend Kira always said that life is like an extremely difficult, horribly unbalanced videogame….when you’re born, you’re given a randomly generated character, with a randomly determined name, race, face and social class…..your body is your Avatar, and you spawn in a random geographic location, at a random moment in history, surrounded by a random group of people…..and then you try to survive for as long as you can…..sometimes the game might seem easy, even fun….other times it might be so difficult you want to give up and quit….but unfortunately, in this game you only get one life….when your body grows too hungry or thirsty or ill or injured or old, your health meter runs out and then it’s Game Over….some people play the game for a hundred years without ever figuring out the game….or that there’s a way to win it….to win the videogame of life you just have to try and make the experience of being forced to play it as pleasant as possible for yourself….and for all the other players you encounter in your travels….Kira says that if everyone played the game to win….it’d be a lot more fun for everyone”……. (Ready Player Two – Ernest Cline)

COLORADO FAMILY MADE TO LEAVE A FLIGHT AFTER THEIR TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER WOULDN’T WEAR A MASK – THEY CALL THE EXPERIENCE TRAUMATIZING…..Will someone “PLEASE” tell me….how a parent or parents cannot control a two-year-old?….the damn thing is two!….it ain’t that hard….when you say NO….and the thing doesn’t get it….ask it if it has a problem understanding…the N….or the O….it’s simple….I know there is no way in hell I’m going to be diplomatic with a pompous, needs an attitude adjustment little thing……and if you are still having problems getting your……thing….to behave and listen….here’s a tip for you…..I have two sisters who have run successful educational environments….one was in charge of the…. “Linda A Hand Upside Your Head If You Keep Acting Stupid” Prep School….and one student from her school….went on to earn her doctorate(s)…..I’m not sure if she has more of those doctor things…..and is a published scholar….and my other sister who runs the…. “May-Be You Might Not See Your Next Birthday” Academy.….has guided a musical genius for the past 19-years….and continues to do so…..so parents, if you need some help….I’ll contact them for you…..since they both don’t have websites you can click on….and maybe they might offer you one of their 14-day free trial specials….to help you understand and learn……different ways on how to stand up and face your…..little uncontrollable thing….…..and trust me…..I guarantee you….you will be able to pick up your polite, kind and considerate, understanding….listening and obey what you say…..kid in two days.

THANKS FOR THIS ONE GLENYS…….An anthropologist proposed a game to children of an African tribe…..he put a basket of fruit near a tree….and told the kids that the first one to reach the fruit would win them all…..when he told them to run…..they all took each other’s hands and ran together….then sat together enjoying the fruits…..when he asked why they ran like that when one child could’ve taken all the fruit for oneself….they said; “Ubuntu,…..how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?”…… “UBUNTU”….is a philosophy of African tribes that can be summed up as…. “I am because we are.”

SPEAKING OF STUPIDITY…. “There are those who say a border wall won’t work. They just don’t have the vision Donald Trump does. The Chinese built a great wall 5,000 years ago to keep illegal’s out. You don’t see any illegal Mexicans in China.”…..and that said…..I hope this woman isn’t that stupid…and I pray this is an internet joke….but Rep. Michele Bachmann owns that one…..now…ah….Michele…..the Chinese didn’t build that wall to keep illegal’s out….they built it to stop people from coming in and killing them….and as far as so-called illegal Mexicans going to China…..Why?…..if anyone should’ve built a wall….it should’ve been the Native Americans….and Michele….the wall is only between 2,230 to 2,250 years old….first built during the Qin Dynasty and renovated during the Ming Dynasty.

BACTERIA WITH SYNTHETIC DNA CREATE PROTEIN NEVER FOUND IN NATURE….Reading that scared the shit out of me….our DNA like everything else on this rock…is made of four nucleotides…A,C,G and T….did my mom tell any of you that….because I lived with the woman…and this is the first time I’m hearing this…..anyway,…A,C,G,& T makes sure to produce 20 different amino acids….and they say hello to other stuff….and made sure you were able to wake up and read this nonsense…. anyway,…they even repair damaged cells….and a lot of people who survived the 70’s took a deep breath…..anyway,….a biotech startup…..Synthorx said they broke the limits of biology…by adding new building blocks to a bacteria’s genetic code…..excuse me, but all my life….my parents told me to stay away from bacteria’s….anyway,….and they claim this could be the first step towards the discovery of new, more effective drugs and vaccines….ok,….I have two and a half questions…..and this is me talking….1)…could you please define “effective drugs”…and 2)…and if the effective drugs are obliviously supposed to work….why do I need a vaccine injection?…Synthorx added two more nucleotides….X and Y (sound familiar?)…to the bacteria’s DNA….and they combined with our 4…to make up to 172 different amino acids….over “80” time the 20 commonly found in nature…..you have to read this…really!

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