…..We watched Harry and Meghan’s wedding….and there are a few things I want to point out….the two of them are so freakin`…. “CUTE!”….cute, cute, cute…there were times while I was watching it….and I was fighting back tears….and that has got to be the “BLACKEST” wedding the Royal family of England has ever…and will ever see…..oh, some of you don’t think so?….besides the black folks sitting in attendance,….and 19-year old cellist Sheku Kanneh-Mason performing three pieces by Faure, Schubert and Maria Theresia von Paradis…….when have any of you ever heard someone say… “Y’ALL” in front of the Queen of England?……Reverend Michael Curry went to “Church” on them….a little long winded for some people..…but if you’ve ever attended a black church in America….you know it ain’t no thang….as long as the message is clear….and quoting Dr. Martin Luther King Jr…was pure beauty….and his message was…. “LOVE”….and you can see it in the two of them….holding hands during the entire service….Karen Gibson and the Kingdom Choir’s rendition of Stand By Me….made me love again….a song I hated to sing….one reporter said, and I agree with her….this is the dawn of a “New Royal Era”….the Duchess of Sussex….is the 6th American to marry into royalty….behind Grace Kelly….Wallis Simpson…..Rita Hayworth….Queen Noor (Lisa Najeeb Halaby)…..and Hope Cook….the look in their eyes….the smiles….holding hands during the ceremony….Reverend Curry was right….two people fell in love and we all showed up…. “THAT’S LOVE!”…..but I ain’t mad at cha my brother….because we didn’t receive our invite….so I guess the person never made it to “W”….when they were deciding whom should and shouldn’t attend…oh wait,….wasn’t Oprah Winfrey there?….yo dog, the next time we hook-up..…we need to talk!….I know a spot on the corner where we can kick back a few brews and clear this up….a bar filled with good hearted normal people….the kind we both like….while Meghan and Nicole sit in our kitchen…..and talk about us….all the best you two!…you still my man…..Harry flipped the script….when it comes to royal protocol….things are going to be real different now….and Kate…for the future….you don’t wear white to someone’s wedding.
GEORGE AND AMAL CLOONEY ENDURE “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?” MOMENT OUTSIDE PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN’S WEDDING PARTY….And some of you probably said… “Who doesn’t know George?”….yeah well, I don’t care who you are….if you don’t have an invite….you ain’t getting in….the guy was only doing his job….and by the way….there are no words existing in Webster’s Dictionary….that can describe how beautiful Amal Clooney is….that woman is….sorry, I can’t find the words!
MEGA BLACK HOLE COULD DEVOUR THE SUN….Oh great,….viruses, earthquakes, lead water, war, volcanoes, floods, new deserts popping up…….strange stuff coming out of the oceans are washing up on the shores, over population, sinkholes, climate change, animal extinction…..and now this….thanks!….Australian researchers at the Australian National University (ANU) said this is the fastest growing black hole known in the universe and is swallowing up the surrounding cosmos….it’s a monster that devours a mass equivalent to our sun every two days….this black hole is estimated to be the size of 20 billion suns….with a once percent growth rate every one billion years…..so don’t worry….we’re good..…by the time it gets here….some other weird shit would’ve probably killed us….so kick back and enjoy life….works for me!
WHY RYAN REYNOLDS WON’T PUT DAUGHTERS INTO SHOW BUSINESS….His answer is a thinker….he said; “I’m against child abuse.”
SOME SCHOOLS ARE GETTING RID OF ANALOG CLOCKS BECAUSE KIDS CAN’T READ THEM…..NO!…..stop making things easy for the kids…..stop babying a bunch of these lazy asses…..take away the phones, the pad..…and take them to a library…..teach them….make their butts learn something new…..it doesn’t have to be one with Roman numeral’s.….and if it is…..then teach that also…..lazy, lazy, lazy!
MULTIPLE DEATHS IN SHOOTING AT TEXAS SANTA FE HIGH SCHOOL….All I can say is……NEXT!…..what?…..that sounds like a mean thing to say?…..well guess what?…..there has been a school shooting every month since the beginning of the year….so yeah,….there’s a good chance that the….NEXT…one will happen in June…..making it 23 school shootings….so far…..but there’s no gun problem….right?…..and Trump immediately commented on the shooting…go back to the beginning of this story….and look how long it took him to congratulate a real hero…..my girl Emma González who survived the Parkland shooting….let the survivors of the Santa Fe High School shooting know..… “You deserve more than thoughts and prayers”……and you know what’s (excuse my language Mom) really “Fucked-Up?”…..when a student who survived that horror says;..… “Eventually it was going to happen here too!”
EVERY SINGLE CHILEAN BISHOP OFFERS TO RESIGN OVER COUNTRY’S SEX ABUSE SCANDAL….Wow,…..now “THAT’S” a statement.
KENTUCKY POLICE SHOOT WHITE COAL MINER FIVE TIMES, THINKING HE WAS BLACK…..I laughed when I read this….really, I busted out laughing….just goes to show……most cops aren’t going to take the time to check out a situation.….when bullets can clear it up for them……dude had just finished his shift……was getting into his $75,000 Lincoln Navigator….and because his skin was covered with coal dust…..the officers thought he was an African-American trying to steal the car….the cops say they shouted three warnings……before busting five bullets into his body.…..many of the miners who watched the incident unfold.….all insist that the shooting was totally unprovoked and unjustified…..really?…..well welcome to my world on “The Other side of the Tracks”….because what you just witnessed….is a normal day event….on….”The Other Side of the Tracks.”….and here’s the great part of this story…..after the cops realized they messed up…they were kind enough to call an ambulance for him….which took him right to the hospital where his health was listed as stable….instead of letting him lay in the street…after they shot him….until he died….and Bell Country Sheriff….Eddy Lange justified their actions…because three cars have been stolen from the miner’s parking lot….over the last year….gotta be the bourbon down there because the Chief added.…. “They feared that he would enter the vehicle and try to use it as a weapon against them, so they shot to defend themselves”…..yep, that sounds like a good reason to shoot an imaginary black guy….getting into a car….he owns.