70 people were injured while filming a movie with 100 untamed lions
Italy’s eels have a cocaine problem
TV arm wrestling contest ends in broken arm
Texas man breaks leg while trying to have sex with a horse
Woman arrested after calling police to report a man stealing her marijuana
Angry women threw a hamburger at her boyfriend, striking him in the eye
Patient Japanese man takes giant turtle for a walk
Boyfriend 20, caught dressing up as his 17-year-old girlfriend so he can take her school exam
Woman with a wife pleads guilty to bigamy for failing to divorce first husband
Farmer’s wife stabbed him with a pitchfork, shot him and buried him in manure pile
Cleaner throws away student’s exams
Virginia mom accused of leaving kids in hot car goes to court, leaves kids in hot car
ABC accidentally shows LeBron James penis during NBA finals
Malaysian Tribal Leader: Western nudists must offer 10 buffalo for causing earthquake
Ugandan Minister accuses countrymen of having too much sex at lunchtime
Woman dies of drug overdose while partying with boyfriend to celebrate new job..…as a drug counselor
Florida man caught stealing a clock from Police station while awaiting questioning for theft
Man accidentally shoots woman when his gun discharged in church
Burglar named Angel says, “The Devil made him do it.”
Hooker mom wanted to take her baby to work
Woman moons bar, claims religious freedom
East Tennessee man high on bath salt arrested for acting like a chicken
Woman arrested after kicking police officer in the nuts
Drunken slurring taxi rider mistakenly taken to Belgium instead of Germany
Father fed baby bleach because he thought it would help congestion
Teacher uppercuts, knocks out 12 year old student for making a joke about his favorite football team
Man steals taxi parked in front of San Diego jail moments after released from the same jail
Florida man calls 911 twice within one hour to complain that his neighbors were mean and wouldn’t drink with him
Flight grounded by farting woman
Canadian neo-Nazi learns he’s part African
Mom arrested for letting her kids play outside (?)
Man sues Close-Up toothpaste after failing to attract single girls
Florida woman beats son for looking like his father
Woman stabbed for bringing boyfriend the wrong lunch
Woman claims lawyers should have told her divorce would end her marriage, sues them for negligence
South African preacher makes congregation eat grass to be closer to God
Police find entire jewelry store inside teen’s rectum
Father of two charged with having unnatural act with a donkey
Bama sorority girl shits in guy’s bedroom after not getting laid
Zambian opposition leader is in jail for calling the president a potato
Inmate escapes prison during subzero weather, decides it’s too cold outside and turns himself in
Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
Drunk gets nine months in Violin case
If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last awhile
Red tape holds up new bridge
Man minus ear waives hearing
One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers
Porn star sues over rear-end collision
Psychics predict world didn’t end yesterday
USA WINS 1-1
Homicide victims rarely talk to Police
Manure is not a health food
Most earthquake damage is caused by shaking                                                                                       The sun has not exploded
Cleveland Police ID suspect accused of robbing a bank in flip-flops and Cavs shirt
Couple gets married – combined age of 194
Boy Scout leader arrested for showing hardcore porn to kids at church
Hand dryer sprays man in urine: restaurant offers year’s supply of socks
Dad sends lookalike to take paternity test to avoid paying child support
Southwest Colorado “horse lady” trampled by mules
Scientists develop chips made mostly of wood (Lord have mercy!)
Man accidentally enters World Series of Poker and wins the tournament
Parents charged with neglect after 11-year-old plays in the yard for 90 minutes
Woman arrested for not returning video tape of “Monster in Law” she rented back in 2005 (She needs to go to jail just for watching that garbage)
Drunken man in underwear wanders into a home and eats chips
Louisiana teachers are using the Bible in Science Class
Children banned from doing handstands and cartwheels at Plymouth Primary School