October 20, 2023

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…..

A woman claims she accidentally stabbed her baby while she was aiming for the dog that ate her sandwich

A spider capable of causing permanent erections shuts down an entire supermarket

A Danish artist has been ordered to repay a museum after delivering blank canvases

A man’s company accidentally paid him hundreds of times his salary and he promptly resigned and disappeared

A flight attendant was found with a loaded gun at Philadelphia airport

Rudy Giuliani is being sued by his lawyers for $1.4 million

An Indonesia woman was jailed after reciting an Islamic prayer and then ate pork in a Tik Tok video viewed by millions

A woman posted loving messages to her two dogs online before they viciously attacked her

A video showed a smiling naked man proudly strolling through Dalas-Fort Worth airport

A Florida man was shot by the police while celebrating Ron DeSantis new gun law

Pakistan arrests 16 beggars disguised as Pilgrims on a flight to Saudi Arabia

Rishi Sunak criticised for saying parents should get back to work to end child poverty

Fox News anchors claim “Woke led policies” are the cause of Philadelphia mass shoplifting and poverty is being used as an excuse

A bear accidentally hit itself in the nuts messing around with a water tank

A Congressman was carjacked in D.C.

Instead of reading her vows, a bride read out her cheating fiancé’s text to their wedding guests

A tenant says her apartment complex is charging her a $250 pet fee – for a fish

Bay Area restaurants institute a penalty for brunch vomiters

A woman who married herself and then cheats on herself blames it on men

A Florida man’s son is sentenced to years in prison after being convicted of selling bleach as a fake COVID-19 cure

Black pro athletes prefer White women because they let them cheat in peace

A woman married her stepson after divorcing his dad and now they’re having a baby

A man in Spain fakes heart attacks in over 20 restaurants to avoid paying the bill

Stench leads officials to 189 rotting corpses at a taxidermist’s funeral home

An Arkansas man faces drug and sexual indecency charges after he was found having sex with a stuffed animal

A Florida mayor found 1.1 million worth of cocaine while fishing

A Missouri man paddled 38.4 miles in a hollowed-out pumpkin

A Hardee’s employee was charged for using customers card numbers to bail out inmates

The police in Mexico arrest and handcuffed a Chucky doll after a series of robberies

Norfolk police pulled over a man with a bull riding shotgun

An Iranian realtor was arrested for selling an apartment to a dog

A landscaper mowed around a dead man thinking it was a Halloween decoration

Days before a couple set off to marry in Italy their dog at the grooms passport

A Florida woman doused herself with Diet Mountain Dew to erase her DNA after killing her roommate

A mother-in-law cleaned the house while her daughter-in-law was in labor and now demands payment

A woman killed her lifelong friend after arriving at a baby shower uninvited and then her son ran her over with his car

An EasyJet flight was cancelled after a passenger poop on the bathroom floor

Hells Angels used a California funeral home to cremate bodies

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