Puerto Rican wins Powerball, draws ire of morons on twitter that aren’t aware Puerto Rico is a U.S. territory
Woman attacks co-wife with an ax because she always got to have sex with her husband
Student suspended after making a knife in class
36-foot yacht blocks traffic in snow-clogged downtown Boston
“Baby” conman wore diapers and sucked on lollipops to trick women into thinking he was a lost overgrown child
Woman bites into fish and discovered a fish hook inside
“I thought it would be cool to hit a car with a bat,” says teen who bashed a Lamborghini
San Antonio strippers arrested for showing butt cracks
Supermarket found selling whole raccoons in frozen foods section
Woman found dead after charging her Cellphone in the bathtub
A naked man jumped into a tank full of tiger sharks and swims around
Dude cracks open a can of malt liquor in the back of a police cruiser
Police say a man with no arms and no legs is armed and on the run
A man shot his cousin over salt and vinegar potato chips
Smash & Grab robbers used a stolen minivan to break into a pot dispensary and left with oregano
A hooker allegedly stole an off-duty cop’s car when he got out to get cash to pay her
A man paid he court fines with a stolen credit card
A man confessed to setting a house on fire to get rid of his memories
Pennsylvania man was arrested after allegedly dealing drugs in front of a police station
A 41-year-old man has had pizza for dinner every day for the last 37 years
A man had to be rescued after burying himself alive so that he could become a God
Motorists are stunned as meatballs roll down a Seattle Street
A student baked cookie with human ashes
Arizona woman, 27 marries her best friend’s dad, and now they all vacation together
The police found a stolen donut van and shared the treats with the homeless
Georgia woman arrested for selling marijuana edibles at a church event
A woman claims chicks hatched from her supermarket eggs while she was away on vacation
A corpse at the center of a rescue operation turned out to be a sex doll
Look with the cat dragged in – a bag of cocaine and heroin
Cathay Pacific spells its name wrong on the side of one of its planes (Cathay Pacific)
Mountain lion visits a Colorado hotel but doesn’t stay long
New Siberian reality show includes waivers for rape and murder
Swedish professor accused of bigotry for saying men and women are biologically different
Michael Dwayne Johnson was arrested for dropping his pants in a grocery store and rubbing the produce with his bare butt
Great-Grandmother kills 12-foot alligator with one shot; she thinks it ate her miniature horse
India bans instant divorce by Muslim men
Maine restaurant will get lobsters high off marijuana smoke before killing them… “It’s more humane”
Prison guards finds $18 million worth of cocaine in a crate of bananas accidentally donated to the prison
A woman on vacation in Spain went to the hospital feeling ill and doctors found a dead tortoise in her vagina
Guy fakes his own kidnapping, so he could go out drinking with his friends
A divorced man steals 73 wedding dresses to feel like he was getting married again
160-foot-long Italian sandwich is quickly devoured in Maine
Middle school teacher on leave after allegedly putting a girl in a game machine to steal prizes
Venice tourists could be fined $500 for sitting down in public places
A Kentucky woman was arrested for allegedly leaving her kids in a car with a loaded gun to get a tan
Manchester Airport apologizes for telling a young girl her diabetes medicine could make the plane crash
Rising seas are putting the internet at risk
An airline passenger was fined $300 after harassing the crew over a bacon roll sandwich
Japan faces a Ninja shortage
Thieves stole 21 ancient human skulls form the basement of a church in Kent, U.K.
Man forced to live in his care to escape his controlling and abusive girlfriend
Woman gives birth in a Chick-fil-A bathroom, baby gets free food for life, plus a guaranteed job
A cow breaks a Connecticut farm worker’s jaw
A dog brought a sprinkler into a house to cool off during the hot weather
Man, ditches date, steals her car and uses it to take the woman’s god-sister to the movies
New York town adopts Bigfoot as its official animal
A woman chased down and stabbed the man who flashed her in a park
Argentina airport evacuated due to a grenade-like looking pot grinder
Pet owner faces criticism for putting his cat on a vegan diet
Austrian state could force Jews to register to buy kosher meats
Brazilian celebrity surgeon, Dr. Bumbum, on the run after a patient dies
Man caught driving a car while sitting on a bucket and steering with pliers
Indian man prays to a photo of Donald Trump everyday
Vienna Austria’s metro hands out 14,000 deodorants to passengers amid stifling summer heatwave
A woman is on a quest to grow the world’s largest bum while eating 15 jars of Nutella a month
Mayonnaise ice cream is grossing people out on Twitter
Egyptian zoo paints a donkey black and white and tries to pass it off as a zebra
Tens of thousands of fish jumping on a boat is a sign of the apocalypse
2 men on motorcycles with a stolen fish tank were arrested