An eight-year-old girl is told she is no longer allowed to read books on the school bus because it poses a risk to the safety of the other students
A Pittsburgh man who had consumed a lot of vodka and was furious that his girlfriend hitched a ride with another man jumped onto the hood of an SUV and hung on for a wild three-mile ride, prompting the arrest of the driver
Pregnant Popeye’s manager fired after refusing to pay for armed robbery
My Islamic faith prevents me from paying interest on my student loan
Two arrested at family gathering following a fight over hamburgers
Goldfish has brain surgery to give him another 20 years of life
Man loses marijuana, asks security to help find it
Residents wake up to find homes covered in toilet paper, believed to have come from passing planes; FAA investigating
Family say 8th grade outing school project turned into poison ivy nightmare
Man bitten on lip while kissing venomous snake
Jury convicts Oregon women of killing men, feeding them to the pigs
One dead, 20 sick with Botulism symptoms after church potluck
Feds urge eating expired food, even if 18 months past throwaway date
Woman who spent 30 years fighting debilitating disease discovers she has been misdiagnosed
School district planned a series of field trips for only black third graders to tour local colleges
Facing manslaughter charges, Oklahoma deputy plans Bahamas vacation
Teen wears fake bomb to school to ask for Prom date, gets suspended
Police arrest three after finding Meth, Heroin and a Squirrel
Police tase and arrest a man over his big beach umbrella
China to crack down on performances by strippers at rural funerals
Counterfeit condoms with holes recalled by Groupon Australia
The British media rehearses the Queen’s death at least once a year
Russian TV reporter starts new fire for film report about a devastating fire
Dad uses drone to follow his daughter to school
Little girl beats cancer, gets expelled from Catholic School for too many absences
Student goes berserk after seeing old woman strip naked
Man arrested after assaulting his wife with a waffle
Army to review decision to have male cadets wear high heels
Woman steals cheese, beer, spray perfume, leaves cellphone at the scene of the burglary
Man arrested for allegedly swinging a butter knife at a flag pole
Woman pleads guilty to running over husband for not voting
Anti-racism event bans white people from attending
Catholic Priest to parish: “Trust in God but carry a concealed handgun”
Search continues for suspect who stole State Trooper’s hat
Wisconsin church ends pig wrestling after advocates raise a stink
Human waste is being made into beer in Oregon
Judge didn’t mean to give human rights to chimps
New York City buses must show “Killing Jews” ad, Judge rules
Feeling blue? Smell the armpit of a happy man, new study advises
Saudi Arabia: Halal Sex Shop to sell “Islamically Approved” adult toys for Muslims in Mecca
Florida thief sneaks ice cream cooler past sleeping store clerk
Girls banned from running at Islamic school to protect virginity
Two Lakewood residents called cops to complain there are Black people around
Expelled from KFC for breastfeeding her 42-year-old-son
Man pulls gun at softball game because his daughter didn’t play
Woman who hit Venezuelan president with a mango rewarded with a house
Officer orders woman to sit in hot car after finding her dog locked inside