October 1, 2022

AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID…….

An Australian vegan restaurant refused to exterminate its cockroaches because it didn’t want to kill animals

After nine years of marriage man finds out his wife is a bigamist

Man pauses for nap during police chase

Ohio man pleads guilty for selling fake urine for drug tests

Chinese teen chops off hand to cure internet addiction

Police question man who initially couldn’t remember if he had urinated out of his window that morning but explained his roommate is a very light sleeper and it would be rude to wake her by using the toilet

Man plunges boss truck into Newark Bay after getting fired

Toddler pulls cocaine baggie out of woman’s shirt during traffic stop

Man charged with illegally catching 5 alligators for his Super Bowl dinner

Man arrested for stealing back his impounded vehicles with stolen tow truck

Confused Britons think Van Gogh is Manchester United manager and believe Picasso is a sparkling wine

“Used but in pretty good condition” – single woman puts herself on eBay in hope of finding a dream man

French Monopoly sets are going to have real money inside

Couple caught having sex in pub toilet pepper sprayed by police and dragged out naked

Couple accused of stealing 57 blocks of cheese from Walmart

Wife of senior manager caught in X-rated romp with office junior discovered he had been cheating on Facebook

Welsh-speaking inmate plotted drug deal on English prison phone because he thought no one else would understand his language

The slowdown continues to accelerate

Sewage spill kills fish, but water is safe to drink

Murderer says detective ruined his reputation

Throwing a snowball could land you in court, police say

School reunion cancelled at the last minute – after the building is demolished

“I have sex with corpses”: Morgue worker claims necrophilia is part of the training

Senator says restaurant employees shouldn’t be required to wash their hands after using the toilet

Man cuts off girlfriend’s hair so that no one will ever love her

Man stabs friend in the back over $8 argument

Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats

Teacher attacked 1st grader for having too much food at lunch

Aquarium’s fiberglass ice is too slippery for penguins

Scientists find feeling cold is contagious

Drunk driver ploughs through revolving doors and smashes into hotel lobby “for a thrill”

China seizes toilet paper bearing the face of Hong Kong leader

Mexican police find dozens of bodies at funeral home

Woman brings Kangaroo to McDonald’s in Wisconsin, gets kicked out

Joggers warned to beware of angry owl in Oregon

Woman threatens to blow up school after her daughter failed an exam

Teen stole the car in the middle of a driving exam

College student plans to spend 30 days eating cockroaches, worms, crickets and tarantulas

Man told cops his occupation was “Drug Dealer”

Teacher confiscates student’s inhaler as punishment

Boys Scouts group takes children on hike through nude beach

Women’s prison mass jail break after inmates in dominatrix gear handcuff male guards expecting “mass orgy”

Boy diagnosed with “Fear of Growing Up”

“High There” is a dating app for pot smokers

Water manager faces discipline for urinating in reservoir

Croatian Court orders dog not to bark at night

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