….An Arizona woman is accused of sending 65,000 text messages after her first date with a man she met online
Activists want to carve a Trump sculpture into an arctic glacier
A man from Iowa says his dog shot him while they were playing
A woman is legally banned from singing in her home after neighbors complained that she sounds like a drowning cat
A thief painted his face green to make it harder to recognize him
You can now buy socks with your favorite porn star on them
A black bear devours two dozen cupcakes left in a baker’s car
Piñata maker apologizes for hanging black figures in the likeness of lynching’s
A man intentionally messed up his apartment to “test” his girlfriend, and promptly gets dumped
“This is taking an awfully long time” says a scientist before his assisted suicide
Oklahoma man allegedly killed his daughter’s two dogs to punish her for not doing the dishes
Childless lesbian “Sexpert” says you need consent from your baby to change its diaper
A woman convicted of killing her parents gets out of prison for Mother’s Day temporary leave
A zoo is in trouble for taking a bear out for ice cream
A man was arrested for flying to Florida to smoke a joint with Trump
A pregnant woman lost her baby after letting a Spiritual leader walk on her stomach
Ninja squatter lives in a woman’s house for six months without being noticed
Man divorces his wife less than 15 minutes after marrying her
A man had a 6-inch hand-held shower head removed from his butt after “accidentally slipping” in the bathroom
A couple was denied a motel room after the clerk said a Puerto Rican driver’s license is not a U.S. ID
A man was shot by a gun while it was in the oven
A couple stole a motorized cart from Walmart and drove to a bar
A Sheriff’s department said shootings can’t be terrorism because everyone in the town is white
A Virginia man lied about being kidnapped by a biker gang so he could runaway with his mistress
A United Kingdom man is found guilty of tampering with a parachute to kill his wife
Two flight students were arrested and accused of kidnapping a student to deport him back to China
Man, allegedly tries to rob a Chuck E. Cheese during his own job interview
Thieves are at large with 20,000 pounds of cheese in Wisconsin
German man writes his own obituary and bans his relatives from his funeral
Man punches another man for refusing ramen noodles
Driver flips and totals his car after slipping on snail slime
German court restarts a trial after the judge repeatedly nods off
Chinese online loan sharks demand nude photos as guarantees
Woman received a card from a hospital which said she was dead
Austrian collects 10 million beer bottle caps
California judge who had sex in his chambers wins reelection
Room full of pot goes up in flames in a home on High Street
Man set fire to his apartment to escape sex noise
Romanian town has 3 candidates for mayor, all with the same name
Arizona man wins Michigan cherry pit spitting contest
Man tries to steal grandmother’s frozen TV dinners
Man accused of driving under the influence on a lawnmower
Man steals frozen chicken and takes off on a bicycle
Virtual reality porn festival cancelled due to overcrowding
A bear attacked a woman running a marathon in New Mexico
Florida man filmed having sex with a tree in broad daylight
Woman gets blood poisoning after kissing her dog
Woman threatens a man with a gun over her missing duck
Bartender arrested for faking her own kidnapping so her husband wouldn’t find out she was with another man
Dog retrieves the hand of a man after losing it in a firecracker explosion
Mother banned from flying on planes after she allowed her two-year-old to spit on passengers
Massive brawl erupts in a Mexican restaurant in Dallas after an argument over chips and salsa
Son calls the cops after his dad burns his cannabis plants
Armed robbery suspect: “It wasn’t me, I was smoking Crack.”
Woman attacked her husband because he wouldn’t let her have more beer
Man stopped by police and issued a warning for wearing red shoes
TV reporter robbed while covering a shooting
Runner-up pageant queen snatches the crown from the winner’s head and puts it on her own
Company creates the world’s first TV remote control for dogs
Cops called to rescue lifeless woman, end up saving a sex doll
2 men skip work for 15 years before their bosses finally realize
Mom makes a bizarre pubic hair dress after dozens of people sent her bushy donations from their private parts
Famous American scientist claims we live in zoos for aliens who use us for entertainment