Police officer resigns after being stopped in car with gang member and marijuana
Man arrested for pointing iPhone at police
Canadian police storm plane after passenger stole megaphone
Rise in burglaries blamed on house keys left under mat
“I want to be 100% plastic”; Human Ken doll risks blindness to have his “Julia Roberts” forehead veins removed
Addiction counselor charged with selling drugs to undercover cop
Woman fails job interview then robs interviewer
Liberace is going back on tour – as a hologram
Cops raid marijuana house and the sign on the front door says; “Keep off The Grass.”
Conservatives accuse Texas County of violating White People’s voting rights
Salesman in chicken suit arrested on outstanding warrant
New Hampshire Lottery releases bacon-scented tickets
Woman arrested after trying to give child away at Walmart
Some Americans think Dr. Martin Luther King just died
Veronica Partridge, Christian Blogger, vows to give up yoga pants to “honor God and husband”
Leaky breast implants delay bigamy trial in divorce of Florida congressman
Irish grandmother busted for possessing cocaine at bingo hall
Fleeing suspect drives right into Ohio’s prison parking lot
Couple goes to Carowind’s, abandon their child in the parking lot, then blame it on God and aliens
Police officer pushes man in a wheelchair off the sidewalk because he ran over his foot
Man with scissors lodged in his skull calmly asks for help with a “small problem”
School ordered closed: Pupils at Christian school branded as “bigots” because one boy didn’t know what a Muslim was
Market robbed by man armed with a blowtorch
Man traded his dog for a gun to shoot his son
Traffic warden gives a parking ticket – to a garbage bin
Singapore smoker fined $15,000 for throwing cigarette ends out the window
Hiker saves Bald Eagle caught in a trap, ends up getting charged for tampering with the trap
Twin boys, 9, left home alone for months while parents were abroad
Ten-year-old stripped searched in front of his entire class
Vagina weight lifter travels globe practicing vagina kung fu
McDonald’s fries contain the same ingredient as Silly Putty
Fired McDonald’s employees lawsuit claims: “Too many black people working in the store”
Axe wielding man arrested for banging on movie theatre windows while high on everything
Kentucky woman names her daughter after Walmart
Man allegedly obsessed with Fox News, GOP is in jail after threats made to “liberal” girlfriend
LA restaurant charges $50 to taste water
American student arrested for Arabic flash cards in airport after TSA freaks out settles lawsuit
Thief tries to escape on Walmart shopping cart
Guy stubs toe and is asking for $500,000 in donations because he’s in “real pain”
Father exits train, then remembers that he left his baby on board
Woman goes to dentist to have crowns fitted – and wakes up with no top teeth
Cops jail woman for “walking without a license”
Man faces jail time over late child support payments for a child that is not his
Man buys Lottery ticket to break $100 bill, wins $10 million
Onesie-wearer’s jaw broken in unprovoked attack – he was mistaken for a Power Ranger
Woman confessed to getting rid of a bad date by pretending to have died
Suspected burglar falls through ceiling, lands near the police
Pentagon gives California police grenade launchers and snow shoes
Belgium seeks to have potato fries declared cultural heritage
5,000 pound bridge stolen in Michigan
Caroline Cartwright defies court order prohibiting loud sex
Postal worker allegedly stole pot packages
Lawsuit: College used strippers to lure students
76ers and Timberwolves must re-start game after shooting at wrong baskets
Crocodile kills golfer reaching for his ball
Woman in Chicago thinks she’s a car
Jihadists in Syria writes home to France: “My iPod is broken, I want to come back.”
Michelle Obama’s healthy lunch program – students share their lunch with rats
Houston carjackers force victim to teach them how to drive a stick shift