Woman says Michael Jackson’s ghost molested her children
Seattle news anchor accidentally draws a giant penis on live TV
A deer wipes out a cross-country runner in the middle of a race
Naked man breaks into a pizza place and shows his own sausage and meatballs
Chinese company forces employees to eat live worms for not meeting sales target
German man cheats recycling machine out of $47,000 by using one bottle
Woman runs down her husband with an SUV because he voted for Trump
Chinese zoo puts a Husky dog inside a wolf pen
Fishing with condoms in Cuba
Hunter nearly killed by brutal sexual assault from a moose
Nearly all phones in Japan are waterproof because people need to use them in the shower
Former math teacher banned by bookmakers for winning too much
Woman sets her home on fire after using a lighter to see under the sofa
Moroccan state TV shows women how to hide signs of domestic abuse
State employee fired for giving a panhandler a beer
Fight over cereal ended with a bomb threat
Man beaten up for offering to pay for sex with a boiled egg
Man without arms denied a housing loan in China because he can’t provide fingerprints
Florida woman shot at her house guests because they were being too loud
Woman tried to use pizza as ID to enter a bar
Heroin-addicted burglars brought knives to a gunfight
Man admits to stealing the wallet of a company president during a job interview
Man found with over 4000 child porn images and videos on his computer tells police “I’m not a pedophile, I’m a pervert”
New York man carrying a gas can and matches arrested near the Rockefeller Christmas tree
FBI agent arrested for firing his gun at a Michigan police officer
Police officer charged with slapping a man dressed as a bunny
Florida woman arrested for refusing to stop twerking
Two drunk guys accidentally kill their snoring friend
Stolen mummy hand makes its way home
Furious mom complains to Tesco after alphabet potato shapes did not spell out her son’s name
5 police officers killed in a shootout with each other
Bird-brain pigeon thief disguises himself with a bucket over his head
Handcuffed man attempts an escape from a spinning washing machine
Woman looking for candles wrecks her car – she kept looking for candles anyway
Enjoy the simple pleasure of a ball smacking a man in the face in slow motion
An alarming number of people are trying to rip open apples with their bare hands
Tiny magical shops for mice are popping up in Sweden
A boxer threw a table at his opponent during a press conference
Thieving squirrel is wanted for stealing 150 Christmas lights