Man robs co-worker at gunpoint, still goes to work the next day
Parents investigated for neglect after letting kids walk home from school alone
Man robs a bank, stops and gets some chicken and biscuits two blocks away
Handcuffed woman stole police cruiser near Pittsburgh
Anti-gay Religious zealot files discrimination charges against Pro-Equality baker
Flasher who tripped over his pants sentenced in Oregon
Pursuit ends when suspect loses prosthetic leg
Cancer deaths will be eliminated by 2050 for those under age 80
Hundreds of body parts discovered in Federal raid on Chicago crematorium
Man with 30 inch TV under his coat draws suspicion
Teen opens pawn shop for sneakers
Cat burglar literally steals 4 cats during break-in at animal shelter
“Jesus Bandit” Richard Leibman performs miracle escapes to elude police
Woman snatches TV by putting it up her skirt
Paul Bennett convicted after having sex with a mailbox
Iceland brewery makes beer from smoked whale testicles
Humane bullfighting in Costa Rica – no one can hurt the bull but the bull can kill anyone
Juvenile posed as a doctor at St. Mary’s hospital for a month
Man caught looking at child pornography at busy public library
Vietnamese police mistake racing pigeons for Chinese spies
Stolen frozen fish falls out of man’s pants
A guard and 2 strippers smuggled booze and drugs into prison
Man flashed at lesbian saying he wanted to turn her sexuality around
Man arrested for burying his daughter alive because she was a girl
Man dies after three-day internet gaming binge
Teen plans to marry her father after two years of dating
15-year old girl kicked out of school – her shoes weren’t shiny enough
Mysterious murder of 724-year-old Italian Warlord solved by analyzing his poop
Woman menstruates non-stop after mother-in-law stole her panties
Cop arrested after being caught with stolen car
11-year-old boy blamed for a fifth of all his local town’s crimes
Over 80 percent of Americans support “mandatory labels on food containing DNA”
Dallas Safari Club follows controversial rhino hunt with bids to shoot elephants
Mother leaves kids alone to die in house fire while out getting her hair done
Worried pensioner rang police because foxes were having “abnormally long sex”
Woman licks ice cream before returning it to store freezer
What good is a pot-sniffing dog when pot is legal?
290 pound transvestite hooker beats attacker
Bride busted for drunk driving on wedding day
Woman tries to deposit cocaine in a bank
Drunk pregnant woman tries to rob Taco joint
Man tries to open a grenade (and yes….that didn’t go too well)
Judge orders father to take his kids to church
Man deposits 500 pounds of pennies at bank
Exorcist elected head of political party in Mexico
Man cited for eating while driving in Georgia
Irish tourist gets stuck in air vent while trying to sneak into a night club
Woman’s college cancels “Vagina Monologues” because it excluded women without vaginas
Michael Brown protesters clash with Dr. Martin Luther King observers
Ted Nugent calls media “retards” who “screw farm animals” weeks before TV special with Sarah Palin
Cop impersonator sentenced again for impersonating an attorney
Organizers insist no racial motive for holding Pro-Confederate rally on MLK day
Human cannonball launched to his death when safety net collapsed