Family carving party goes wrong when a girl gets her head stuck in a pumpkin
Employee used an Arkansas county credit card to buy a dog a tuxedo
Man arrested with 15kg of Hippo teeth
A German man is accused of damaging a BMW with a massive sausage
Woman inexplicably swallows a whole stick of butter
Woman attacks her husband with a frozen burrito for cooking potatoes for dinner
Lee Rutherford is clocked speeding at 129mph – told police he didn’t want his McDonald’s food to get cold
Drug dealer calls the police to let them know he’s being robbed by one of his customers
Woman in Florida uses a car wash vacuum to vacuum up spilled gasoline in her trunk – blows the place to kingdom come
NBA star Meta World Peace claims a ghost touched him inappropriately
Spanish scrap yard owner beefs up security by replacing guard dogs with bullfighting bulls
Ukrainian man renames himself iPhone 7 to win a new iPhone 7
Hungry man being chased by the police stops at In-N-Out burger
Woman tries to show her husband lotteries are dumb, wins $1Million dollars
Teen stuns his family after waking up from a coma and only speaking Spanish
In Vermont, 1 judge named Otto replaces another Otto
Florida man accused of hurling his glass eye at ER doctor
Squirrel injures several people during angry rampage at Florida Senior Center
In 1987 Heineken beer tried to convince beer drinkers that Corona was actually urine
German politician apologizes for calling Chinese people “Slit-eyes”
Neiman Marcus is selling frozen collard greens for $66 plus shipping
Trump tells his supporters to vote twice to fight voter fraud
Chinese man wrestles a giant panda after leaping into its enclosure to impress women
Hairdresser performs penis enlargement procedure in a warehouse in Miami – poor bastard is left with a 1-inch pecker
Charleston county South Carolina shuts down sex education program because they believe no middle schoolers are interested in sex
52-year-old Gerald Anderson calls 911 because his mommy won’t give him any money to go to IHOP