Teacher caught on tape bullying a little girl….she kicked him in the balls
Robbery suspect caught on video shooting himself in the leg
Fart accusation sparks fight at Staten Island High School
Indiana couple arrested after video shows handgun in toddlers mouth
Man post “It’s only murder if they find the body; otherwise it’s a missing person” on Facebook, then gets charged with murder after the cops find the body
Man steals money, caught after drunken crash
Group of fourth-grade girls planned to kill their teacher with hand sanitizer, police say
North Carolina woman accidentally shoots husband who tried to surprise her with breakfast
Andre Brown fatally stabbed his mother when she told him he needed to get a girlfriend
Professional dog food taster is actually a real job
Tortoise clamped itself onto drunk man lips after he attempted to bit off his head
Man accused of threatening to kill his son in dispute with wife over Yahtzee
Driver drinks vanilla extract, line dances through sobriety test, pisses his pants
Drunk driver tells arresting officer everyone drives drunk this time of the year
Two body builders argue on the Internet about how many days are in a week
Couple arrested on drug, gun charges after crashing into a New Haven CT detective’s car
Saudi cleric condemns snowmen as anti-Islamic
Police were called to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet – fight was caused when the staff covered up the desserts
Former professor arrested after filming himself robbing banks, claims: “It’s artwork. He’s an intellectual.”
Man caught trying to smuggle 94 iPhones strapped to his body into China
Men accused of trying to buy woman’s son at a market for $100 were actually just trying to do a good deed
3-year-old brutally beaten by mother’s boyfriend for eating the last slice of cheesecake
Beer contaminated with crocodile bile kills 56 people
Man undergoes over 4,500 piercings in eight hours to break record
Police officer shoots himself in elevator
Man charged with stealing a car and trying to sell it back to the owner for $50
Wisconsin woman flees deputies, leaves children in the minivan
India outraged over Goa minister’s plan to “cure gays”
Nicolas Stewart was convicted of selling urine as whiskey
Former cop suing gun store because he shot his own finger off in it
Guy quits office job to become professional zombie
Convicted Virginia state legislator wins election while in jail
McDonald’s apologizes for human tooth found in food
Brooklyn rapper hospitalized after tattooing his eye black
Male senators banned women from senate pool so they could swim naked
Congress passed a bill addressing police killings while no one is looking
Ruben Gramajo tossed nuts and bolts into granola so he could get a break from work
Police ask that you do not call 911 for TV listings
Church cancels funeral at the last minute because the deceased was a lesbian
A man tried to recreate the magic potion of Asterix & Obelix and kills his entire family
Father arrested, convicted for sending son to school with drug dealing kit instead of lunch