Woman sues Starbucks for $5 million for putting too much ice in her iced drink
Student arrested for indecent exposure in yearbook picture
Man drives 870 miles to KFC for his wife to celebrate their anniversary
Woman arrested for pleasuring herself with a Happy Meal toy
Bear plays hockey in Russia
New York State Police nab serial butt slapper in Duchess County
Airport worker destroys a jet after getting fired
Chinese students forced to drink hard liquor to pass an exam
29-year-old high school basketballer Jonathon Nicola says he doesn’t know his age
Masturbating jockey snatches dog and leaps out the window
Florida man attempted a burglary while carrying an infant
Orfei circus accused of passing off dogs as pandas
Dog shoots man
Michael Durban facing heroin charges brings syringe to Court
DUI suspects drinks vodka while being questioned by cops
Woman hanging laundry plunges 9 feet into sinkhole
Bizarre condition causes woman to grow fingernails instead of hair
Vietnamese hairdresser cuts hair with samurai swords
Russia bans drivers with sex, gender disorders
Bill Gates drinks sewer water
21 men kidnap 60 buffaloes at gunpoint
Man arrested for giving people wedgies
One priest attacks another with a crucifix
Train passenger tweeted for toilet paper
Man stuffs $1,400 in baseball gloves into pants at sporting goods store
Woman still happily married to pet cat after 10 years
Donald Trump branded a “Moron” for blaming Charlie Hebdo attacks on France’s lack of guns
Fox News Host: “How do we spot the Bad Guys if we don’t know the Tone of Their Skin?”
Couple arrested for having sex on top of a car at West Palm Beach dealership
Woman allowed thousands of bedbugs to feed on her for 5 years in the name of science
Man sets house on fire trying to thaw outdoor oil tank with a blowtorch
Jilted lover sets woman’s house on fire for rejecting his flowers
Fox News Bob Beckel: “Acceptance of radical Islam sort of like acceptance of multicultural dating”
Man poses for photos before stealing $4,000 in Botox from doctor’s office
Spiritual Guru investigated for allegedly convincing followers to be castrated
Woman who didn’t know she was pregnant gives birth to 10-pound baby
Texas declares amnesty for school cupcakes
Crooked policeman drove Ferrari to work
Burglar breaks in, poops on the floor, ruins carpet and then leaves
Man butt-dials 911 while discussing murder plan
Booze, drugs and AK-47’s: Target practice goes wrong
Teens break into a home, parties and puts pictures on Facebook
Woman cuts in Drive-Thru line, gets tased
Man calls 911 on woman after his girlfriend comes home
Westboro Baptist Church announces Steve Jobs protest – via iPhone
TSA takes nail clipper from gun-toting soldier
New dad celebrates – by smoking pot in the hospital