Man says, “I hate Fox News”, then allegedly attacks victim wearing Fox reporter Halloween costume
Neo-Nazis peeved over KKK’s competing anti-immigration rally planned in Texas
Troopers arrest man for trying to eat DWI test
Police scientist in UAE: “Binaural music is a digital drug – ban it” (will someone please tell me what the heck is Binaural Music?)
Saudi Arabia police ban “Tempting eyes”
Woman fell in love with her anonymous sperm donor
High school cheerleader kicked off the squad after caught making out with a football player in the gym; Mom calls double-standard because the boy was not penalized
High school runners disqualified for helping opponent finish race
Naked intruder jumps rooftop to rooftop, breaks into couples home, jumps in bad and bites woman on the leg
Adult elephants can’t jump
Liechtenstein is the world’s leading exporter of false teeth
Lady drives Mercedes to pick up food stamps
Student suspended for slicing an apple during healthy snack presentation
Australian man drives plane down Main Street to a pub
Bomb squad takes 3 hours to determine package is just Mexican Jumping Beans
Couple jailed for making homemade soap
Family exiles misbehaving teenager to Siberia
Deipnophobia is the fear of dinner conversations
The actor who was inside the R2-D2 costume hated the guy who played 3C-PO
Members of Anti-Violence group arrested for beating a man unconscious
Chili’s worker fired over shirtless kitchen pictures
Brazilian soccer fan killed by a flying toilet
Shoplifter leaves address for German police
Driver threw speed camera off a cliff (dude was flashed, he grabbed an axe, chopped it down and tossed it off a cliff)
Teen accused of robbing a bank for tuition
Woman shoots cop with a taser in his own home
Woman accused of killing neighbors over bad cookies
Man calls 911 to save him for the police
Boy 15, stole buses – and picked up passengers
Cannabis smoker complained to police (he told them he was sold some bad weed)
Attempted robbery ends with a group hug
Prisoner escapes for girlfriend’s birthday
Man attacks his brother with a garden gnome
Thief asks for “Time Out” in police chase
Doctor diagnosed with Ebola rode subway, took cab and went bowling
Man wearing zebra-print dress robs bank
Homer Simpson blamed for obesity problem
Woman finds cremated remains while cleaning out her office
Dead teen’s organs donation rejected because he was gay
Woman has sex with dogs and poisons her roommates
Headless fish comes back to life
Lottery winner: “Thank God I just got dumped”
Man sentenced to life forgot he was in jail at the time of the crime
Woman busted for cooking Meth inside Walmart store
Indian man releases 40 deadly snakes inside tax office
290 pounds stockbroker sues fast food chain because he can’t fit in the booths