An elderly couple used morse code to escape an assisted living facility

A deceased musician was posed behind his drumkit at his funeral

A French mayor who was convicted of rape is running his town from prison

A single pint of beer contains up to 2 million bubbles

The Bearcat is a real animal, and it smells like buttered popcorn

Philippine foreign minister tell China to “Get the F..K Out” over South China Sea dispute

A Belgian farmer accidentally moved the French border

A woman gave birth to nine babies – two more than expected

A woman who hatched a duckling from an egg she bought at the supermarket now keeps it as a pet

A Maryland woman set a home on fire and sat in a lawn chair and watched it burn

7 people were arrested after their spiritual leader’s mummified body was found decorated with Christmas lights in a Colorado home.

Woman accused of trying to smuggle half-pound of cocaine in her vagina

Instant noodles and formula milk are making babies gay, says Indonesia Mayor

Pennsylvania man used company credit card to buy $112,000 worth of lottery tickets

Village in England morn goose killed in drive-by shooting

McDonald’s billboard gives directions to Burger King

Man spends $71,000 fighting a $178 speeding ticket

Turkish husband sues wife for insulting country’s President and changing the TV channel when he came on

Woman has pet cat stuffed so she can take it everywhere

400-pound woman playing in the ocean is suddenly attacked and assaulted sexually by a herd of wild Manatees

Albuquerque police say man sold drugs out of a porta-potty

Teens say burning of ex’s love letters led to school fire

Idaho police arrest 4 teens for burning down principal’s home

Woman brings live tank shell into a police station in Austria

Cops to whoever left drugs. “We feel horrible for your loss”

World’s first expired food supermarket opens in Denmark

Toddler falls out of moving van on busy China highway

Man breaks into a store for cigarettes but leaves cash

Farmer appropriately uses manure to spell out “No Trump”

Twenty inventors were killed by their own inventions