IF YOU DIDN’T WANT “US”….to be part of…. “YOUR”….country….you should’ve picked your own cotton
WHEN I DIE….everyone must sleep at the graveyard…y’all can’t leave me alone….the first night with people I don’t know
IN ANGER…..we should refrain….both from speech and action
JUST A CASUAL REMINDER….that in July….1861….10 Senators were expelled from Congress…for supporting an insurrection….and for being engaged in a conspiracy….against the peace and union of the United States…..for their support of the Confederacy
IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE….screaming in someone’s face….for any reason…it means you haven’t been hit in the mouth enough
THE BAD NEWS IS….you cannot make people like, love, understand, validate, accept or be nice to you….you can’t control them either….the good news is….it doesn’t matter
AGING….may have slowed me down….but it hasn’t shut me up
WINE….because no great story started….with someone eating a salad
IF I’M TOO MUCH FOR YOU…..then go find less
I TOLD THE WAITRESS….my steak was bad…she picked it up…slapped it….put it back down and said;…. “If it gives you more trouble, let me know”
A BEAUTIFUL FACE WILL AGE….a perfect body will change….but a beautiful soul….will always be….a beautiful soul
GETTING OUT OF BED….would be 10 times easier….if there was a Caribbean ocean….and 85 degree weather waiting for you outside
I FIND IT QUITE IRONIC….that the most dangerous thing about weed….is getting caught with it
SOMETIMES….alone is the best place to be
SPEND TIME WITH YOUR ELDERS…..not everything can be found on Google
I DON’T HAVE A SHORT TEMPER….I just have a quick reaction to bullshit
YOU KNOW….what’s actually disrespectful to the American flag?…..the Confederate flag
PUT A GLASS OF WINE….in each room of your house….and call it a wine tour
MOST OF THE TIME….people’s opinions about you….are just like their bank accounts….insufficient
TRUTH….does not mind being questioned….a lie….does not like to be challenged
I WISH PEOPLE CARED….as much about the earth….as they do about who they think created it
I AM THAT FRIEND….you have to explain to your other friends….before they meet me
SOMETIMES….our biggest blessings….are wrapped up in a goodbye
PRIVACY IS POWER….what people don’t know….they can’t ruin
FAMILY RESEARCH COUNCIL….. “The Bible is ardently and unequivocally pro-life”
COMMENT…. “God killed everyone on earth…..so a guy could start a zoo on a boat”
IF I WERE A BIRD….I know who I would shit on
FRIEND:…. “I’ve hardly done anything on my bucket list”
BEST FRIEND:…. “Just change the “B” to a “F” and you’ll feel much better
THEY JUST WANT…..everyone to forget about January 6th, 2021…..DON’T!
I GOT PULLED OVER…..and my vape was in my cup holder….and the cop said…. “You know the news is saying those thing are killing people”….I laughed a little bit and said….. “They’re saying the same thing about you”…..he didn’t laugh
AND MY FAVORITE…..
SO,….the folks who tried to prevent a black girl from going to school in 1957…..are opposed to their grandchildren…..learning about how they tried to prevent a black girl from going to school……in 1957