…..Because she wouldn’t care….if I stood in the kitchen…..listening to Inside Looking Out on the Grand Funk Railroad Live CD…..standing in the kitchen in my boxer shorts, wearing my sweat socks….and last night’s ZEN T-shirt I slept in….and perform one of the greatest air guitar solos…..with my pink fuzzy rabbit ear slippers on my feet….knowing her….she’s probably wondering if she has time to drop me off at the nearest hospital Psych ward later this afternoon and do a few last minute errands.….or say screw it….he’s a freakin’ idiot…..and take her coffee back to the bedroom…..and continue reading her book…..anyway,…..
HEY COVID…..The California Department of Health notified 6,300 people who were vaccinated at the Oakland coliseum to let them know they received less than the recommended doses…..an autopsy was ordered for a woman who died four days after receiving her second dose of the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine…..the Texas Attorney General threatens to sue unless the leaders of Austin, Texas rescind the mask requirement….patients who were expecting a COVID-19 vaccine were injected with empty syringes at a Kroger store location in Virginia….over a third of Republicans don’t want the COVID vaccine and many of them are not budging…..COVID cases are rising in Europe and the vaccine rollout is lagging…..more European nations are halting AstraZeneca vaccine use as blood clot reports are being investigated…..Italy has unveiled a “COVID-free” trains to tourist destinations….over 1 in 5 health care workers experience depression and anxiety during the pandemic….around 300,000 people are expected at a Florida motorcycle rally despite the pandemic….Germany declares a COVID “third wave” has begun and Italy is set for a Easter lockdown…..the Chinese made COVID-19 vaccines are causing international concerns….Novavax COVID vaccine is said to be 96% efficacious in reducing mild, moderate or severe diseases….fewer people are taking a “wait and see” approach to the COVID vaccine.
YEP, MY FRIENDS HAD SOMETHING TO SAY THIS WEEK….
If I AM…..to be insulted….I must first value your opinion
IF IT SOUNDS LIKE A CULT….behaves like a cult….and has a giant statue of its leader….it’s probably a cult
IF YOU SEE ME….talking to myself, leave me alone….I’m having a staff meeting
KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS…and then fart as you walk away
DON’T COUNT THE NUMBER OF FRIENDS….you have….but the number of friends you can count on
PEOPLE WITH MULTIPLE….personalities….should donate one of them to people who don’t have one
MY THERAPIST:….Why aren’t you being honest with me?
ME:…..I don’t wanna be hospitalized
YOU CAN’T GIVE….your life more time….but you can give your time more life
YOU’LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER ME….I’m not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing….but it’s the truth
INTERESTED IN TIME TRAVEL?….Meet me here last Thursday…7pm
NO ONE ELSE….is supposed to understand your calling….it wasn’t a conference call
WEAK PEOPLE….revenge….strong people…forgive….intelligent people…ignore
BE HAPPY….you never know how much time you have left
THE UNCLE OR AUNT….who kept their distance from the rest of the family….will start making more sense to you as you get older
MAKE A HOME….within yourself….feel more like your ancestor’s than your colonizer’s
SCIENTIST FIND 47-MILLION-YEAR-OLD FOSSILIZED FLY FULL OF ITS LAST MEAL….Yeah, it probably was a shit burger…..oh what?…..you think flies didn’t land on shit back then?……do you know the meals they could have…..on a T-Rex turd?…..he could invite his whole family…..cousins too.…..man, they could munch until the comet comes……and not only T’s crap……you ever seen an Abelisaurus?….. it’s like 7 to 9 meters long…..and has legs like Usain Bolt…..cavemen were in trouble went it started chasing them…..or a Apatosaurus?…..ok, he was into eating cow food…..but the thing is huge…..that’s a lot of doo-doo…..and then there’s the Brontosaurus…..the thing is as long as the Lincoln Tunnel in NJ/NY ….now that’s a least a year’s worth of snacks…..what about the…..I’m sorry….. “THE COFFEE AIN’T DONE YET OK!”
SEN. RON JOHNSON. CAPITOL RIOTERS “LOVE THIS COUNTRY” BUT I WOULD’VE BEEN CONCERNED IF THEY’D BEEN BLACK LIVES MATTER PROTESTERS….Ok, you’re gonna need a drink….or something for this one….now….ol’ Ron…from Wisconsin said…. “I knew those people who love their country, that truly respect the law enforcement, would never do anything to break the law, so I wasn’t concerned. But I might have been if they had been supporters of Black Lives Matter.”…..he also added…. “Now if the tables had been turned, and Joe – this is going to get me in trouble – had the tables been turned and President Trump won the election and tens of thousands of Black Lives Matter and Antifa protesters stormed the Capitol, I might have been a little concerned”….that’s what this….yeah, you know what he is….said about the “fine people”…..who stormed the Capitol….to try and overturn a fair and legal election….of a new president….the “fine people”…..who triggered an assault….smashed windows and destroyed property…..an assault that left five people dead….and 140 police officers injured….it was like watching one of those old medieval castle storming flicks……except the Capitol police didn’t have any hot oil to pour down on their dumbasses….that would’ve been so cool…..and as far as he’s concerned….they love their country….respect law enforcement….and would never do anything to break the law….am I the only stupid person who doesn’t get this?…..what is this fool talking about?……prosecutors are asking the F.B.I to slow down when it comes to identifying people who attacked the capitol…..and arresting them…..and Ron’s an elected official….I have no idea how home….is going to fix this mentality….oh, I know….it’s always been there….but the last four years?…..yo, Biden…..you get the country back on its feet and respected around the globe again…..and America…..we need to talk!….you don’t think so?…..you know the American Rescue Plan….the $1.9 trillion dollars one?……the one that allocated $31.2 billion for Native American Indian country?…..every Democrat voted for the package…..every REICH-publican voted against it…..and three of them were Native-American….and many REICH-publicans are coming up with resolutions to kick Democrats out of certain committees….an announcer who hurled racist insults at a high school basketball team has issued an apology….like all the others who have hurled racist insults…..and think everything is fine and ok….once they apologize…..now do you see how messed up we are?