….Whoa….that’s really interesting…..now I guess we can find out if Antarctica was connected to Africa.
MAN ARRESTED FOR DRUGS BUT DID NOT HAVE ANY DRUGS…..He was arrested under the new Ohio state’s “Hidden Compartment” law..…if you modify the inside of your car which can allow you to store drugs or weapons you can be arrested…..driving a “trap” car is now a felony.
SCIENTIST DEVELOP CHEESE FROM HUMAN FEET, BELLY BUTTONS AND ARMPITS…..Whatever you say to this…..I agree!
ALABAMA PARDONS SCOTTSBORO BOYS AFTER 82 YEARS…..A little late don’t you think?…..since they didn’t do it anyway.
FIGHT INVOLVING A MAN WITH AN UMBRELLA AND ANOTHER WITH A MACHETE…I don’t know about you but I’m putting my 10 bucks on the guy with the machete.
SCHOOL OFFICIAL: PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS RACIST…..Say what???…..they said it’s because in some cultures they don’t eat sandwich bread…..the school started the new year with “intensive staff trainings” to help educators understand their own “white privilege” in order to change their teaching practices to boost minority students performances…. so what’s next?…you’re going to tell me that “White bread” is more racist than “Whole wheat?”
MARTIN BASHIR RESIGNS FROM MSNBC OVER PALIN REMARKS..…Well,….what he basically said was that Sarah Palin was a world-class idiot and that she should eat shit….gotta give it to the Brits……not ones to hold their tongues….it’s not like he lied!
70-YEAR-OLD MURDERED HIS WIFE BECAUSE SHE WAS BAD IN BED AND COULDN’T COOK….Did they even date before they were married?
MAN CAUGHT RIDING COMMUTER TRAIN WITH STOLEN CASH REGISTER…..As if no one would notice.
NELSON MANDELA….Need I say more?….we all know his story, his struggle, his unjust imprisonment….we know the entire world loved him….and he will be missed by us all….sleep well Madiba.
DICK CHENEY DIDN’T REGRET HIS VOTE AGAINST FREEING NELSON MANDELA, MAINTAINED HE WAS A “TERRORIST”….Will someone please pull the plug on this idiot’s heart-box..…after all the lives you wasted in Iraq just so you could make a buck….you’re a terrorist!
HOW TO GET RID OF ANIMAL TESTING….Ah…stop testing?
SNO CONE JOE STALKED MR. DING-A-LING…..Huh??
CRAIGSLIST THRILL KILL: NEWLYWEDS MURDERED INNOCENT MAN FOR FUN…..Ok, I live over here so I want to know….what is a Craigslist?…..and who is Craig and why does he have a list?
THE WORLD’S THINNEST CONDOM IS ONE-SIXTH THE WIDTH OF A HUMAN HAIR…..And you use that for what?
STUDENT SUSPENDED AND STRIPPED OF COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIP FOR HUGGING TEACHER…..This has got to be a joke…..if that rule was enforced back in the day…..most of us on Facebook would’ve never graduated.
BUILDERS CEMENT CAR TO PAVEMENT AFTER DRIVER REFUSED TO MOVE IT……Wow….they’re serious about the “No Parking Zone” in Brazil.
WOMAN WHO KISSED POLICE OFFICER AT A PROTEST CHARGED WITH SEXUAL VIOLENCE…..Only in Italy…..and this happened in a country which is number one when it comes to sexual and domestic violence against women.
JUST WANNA TOUCH….On something I posted yesterday..…which was the University banning “Nerf Guns”….now you have Sheriffs in Colorado who will refuse to enforce the new gun control laws….you basically can’t buy bullets anymore because there aren‘t any to be found….gun sales are off the charts….and babies are killing babies….one thing about gun control….is that the people with guns are in control….I wrote a song 20 years ago talking about what’s going on in the world and the first four lines were… “Everybody’s got a gun..…think I’ll go and get me one..…go outside and have some fun….shoot me a son-of-a-gun”….and they’re worried about a Nerf Gun!