….Well, I surly hope you guys were smart enough to realize civilization would not be able to sustain life on this ice ball…..and moved on to the next planet.
DON’T MESS WITH PORCUPINES. EVEN IF YOU’RE A LEOPARD…..Have you seen this video on You Tube yet?…..that leopard thought he could sneak up on them and have an early lunch……they lit his ass up!
NAVY SEAL UNDER FIRE FOR MOONLIGHTING AS A PORN STAR……Joseph John Schmidt III……a Navy chief special warfare officer…..who spent 23 years in the military….has made over 30 porn films since 2010…..under the name Jay Voom and most of them with his wife…..he said he was only trying to help his wife’s career….the Naval Special Warfare Command has begun investigating whether he violated rules that require Seals to get advance approval for outside work…..outside work?…..that sounds more like an inside job to me……anyway,……his wife said… “No one should care because it’s a legal job and a lot of people watch porn”….I don’t know Navy people…..you need to give the guy a break…..from what I’ve heard……military pay ain’t all that……and besides…..dude has been Sailor of the Year numerous times…..is a great public speaker and recruiter…..has received numerous medals and ribbons for his service…..and was thinking about retiring from the military in eight months anyway…..plus…..in 2011 his wife was invited to sign autographs for the Seals after being named 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Month…..and here’s the kicker…..his wife Jade said…. “Nothing seriously should happen to her husband for making porn. Besides, the military is a huge consumer.”……OUCH!
89 CASES INVOLVING GEORGIA COPS FIRED FOR PUNCHING, STOMPING BLACK DRIVER ARE DROPPED…….Thank you Gwimmett County Solicitor General……for dismissing any case Robert McDonald and Michael Bongiovanni may have been involved in….because it’s quite obvious….these two are straight up racists….and if you don’t believe me….then watch the video of them punching and stomping a black man during a traffic stop.
CHINESE CITY INSTALLS AUTOMATIC PEDESTRIAN GATES TO PREVENT JAYWALKING….The city of Wuhan…..recently equipped busy intersections with automatic gates that only open when the light turns green…..this is aimed at preventing jaywalking, which has become a serious problem in many urban areas across China…..well good luck…..because that shit would never work in New York City.
ANTHONY JOSHUA’S BOUT WITH WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO AMOUNG THE GREAT HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHTS – SINCE MUHAMMAD ALI, GEORGE FORMAN AND JOE FRAZIER GOLDEN AGE…..Man that is total bullshit….the only good parts of that fight was when….Anthony knocked him down…..when Klitschko slammed him with a serious right…..and when Anthony finally knocked him out…..so you want me to believe that this fight should be compared to…..The Thrilla in Manila…..Ali/Frazier’s first fight?…..when Forman beat Frazier’s ass around the rink and then punched him in the back of his head …….seriously?…..whomever wrote this article doesn’t know a thing about boxing.
FENWAY PARK PROPOSAL GONE WRONG: WOMAN REJECTS BOYFIREND’S REQUEST FOR HAND IN MARRIAGE…..Boy that must’ve sucked….when a baseball park filled with Red Sox fans….see you get dumped…..on a jumbo screen……DAAMMMM!……Chris Tucker Daammmm.
TOKYO JEWELER OFFERS GOLD DARTH VADER MASK FOR $1.4 MILLION…..Hummmm……Nicole does have a birthday coming up…..and for y’all who believe I can afford that…….you still drunk from last week……Ginza Tanaka is the guy giving up the mask….it’s made of 24-karat gold….154 million yen (1.4 mil)….to mark the 40th anniversary of the first Star Wars movie…..you should see it….it’s cool……anyway,…..it’s 26.5 centimeters….(10.4 inches wide)…..30 centimeters…..(11.8 inches) high…..Ginza said the mask was not made for wearing…..because it weighs about 15 kilos…. (33 pounds)….and you would probably walk into something and break your damn neck…..anyway,…..you’re lucky because there’s no opening for your head….and if you think that’s weird….my man G…in 2013….hooked up a gold Disney-themed Christmas tree…for 500 million yen….(4.5 million).
TIME TRAVEL IS POSSIBLE, ACCORDING TO SCIENCE…..Cool…..because I would love to know who is going to piss me off beforehand.
DEAR ALABAMA…….Seriously??….I commend you for being straight and honest with the country….and letting everyone know……globally….that you are one racist son of a bitch!…..while Obama was in the chair…..you let Richard Spencer….a man who lets you know what he’s thinking…..and that’s his right….speak at Auburn University….even though you knew he is a full-blown racist……and to top it off….the state senate passed a law allowing adoption agencies to discriminate against same sex couples……and just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse….a federal judge is allowing the predominantly white Alabama community of Gardendale…..to proceed with its effort to secede from the predominantly African-American Jefferson County school district…..and everyone knows this is racially motivated…..and they don’t care……and they’re letting you know……does she have any idea of the consequences because of her decision?…….the GOV is taking stuff away from the people…..and now a decision like this……if this sticks…..a lot of people will be living across the tracks….again!……you have to read the judge’s ruling….it’ll make you sick to your stomach with racism….so let’s make American great again…..by starting with segregation…..would be nice if this was Fake News.