IF YOU CAN READ THIS…..thank a teacher…..and…ef yoo kan rid ths….yoo prbli ar a teecha
TO ALL THE GIRLS…that think you’re fat….because you’re not a size zero….you’re the beautiful ones….it’s society that’s ugly
YOU’RE IN CHURCH….pretending to eat flesh and drink blood…..but think I’m crazy for being an Atheist
IT’S PRETTY CRAZY….how there’s an entire profession we have to make….wear body cameras….because they lie so much
IF IT’S ACCEPTABLE….for a convicted felon to run for president…..then every convicted felon…..should have the right to vote
EVERY WEEKEND I SAY TO MYSELF….. “Susan, you need to stop drinking wine”….thankfully….I’m not Susan
WE ARE IN THE HANDS…..of men whose power and wealth…..have separated them from the reality of daily life….and from imagination…..we are right to be afraid
GUYS BE LIKE….. “She playing hard to get”….bro,….you’re playing…. “Hard to get rid of”
NOTHNG DISTURBS ME MORE….than the glorification of stupidity
IF THE WEATHER GETS COLD ONE MORE TIME…..I’m gonna just put my Christmas light back up
I’VE NEVER OWNED A VINEYARD…..but I’m sure I’ve drunk one
THE TRUTH IS…..the Matrix…..was a documentary
HATE….won’t make America great again
RUSSIA HAS FINALLY DECIDED….to allow the world into its oldest church…..a lot of people were shocked to discover….that all the Prophets in the Bible were Black
I KNOW….antipasto means appetizer….but I still like to believe…..that it refers to pasta’s archnemesis
ALL THESE GALAXIES AND PLANETS….and we ended up on the one….with 40 hour work weeks
AGING….may have slowed me down…..but it hasn’t shut me up
THE REASON YOU DON’T BELIEVE….that you have been lied to and brainwashed…..is because….you have been lied to and brainwashed
WHAT WE FIND…..in a soulmate….is not something wild to tame…..but something wild to run with
TO LEARN WHO RULES OVER YOU…..simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize
HOLY BIBLE….the greatest killer of Black people…..since 1492
NOBODY…..should be ok with a system…..that throws away food….because it can’t be sold for a profit
IN TIMES OF UNIVERSAL DECEIT…..telling the truth….will be a revolutionary act
COFFEE…..is the world’s second most valuable traded commodity…..only behind petroleum
DEAR FACEBOOK….stop asking me what’s on my mind….we both know it’s against community standards
THE AVERAGE PERSON….falls asleep in 7 minutes….WHO?…..WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????
“CRACKING DOWN”…..on encampments would be building deeply affordable permanent social housing…..and truly investing in wrap around mental health support…..anything else….is just code for funneling people into prison
AND MY FAVORITE…..
WHEN WE REACH THE AFTERLIFE…..we are judged 7 times…..over the course of 49 days….tried by….deceit, indolence, injustice, betrayal….violence, murder, and Filial impiety….only the ones who pass all trials….are reincarnated…..(Buddhist scripture on life and karma)