…..It took me a minute to really like this guy…..because I thought most of his films……I did watch……were pretty stupid…..but one of them got me……Little Nicky…..that was stupid funny…..and then it was on to The Waterboy…..50 First Dates…..Happy Gilmore…..Anger Management……Reign Over Me…..Spanglish…..and then I watched…..Uncut Gems……Hustle…..and Sandy Wexler…..and Sandy Wexler made me realize….exactly how much pull this guy has in Hollyweird…..besides the fact that he’s done over 58 films…..do you have any idea who showed up to be in his Sandy Wexler film?….no?…..then let me introduce you to the cast and cameo pop-ups……Jennifer Hudson, Kevin James…..Terry Crews, Rob Schneider, Colin Quinn, Arsenio Hall, Aaron Neville…..Jane Seymour, Luis Guzmán, Rob Reiner…..Clay Aiken, Jewel, Darius Rucker, Jason Priestley, Gary Dell Ábate…..Quincy Jones, Judd Apatow, Janeane Garofalo…..Pauly Shore, Kevin Nealon, Lorne Michaels, Dana Carvey…..Chris Rock, David Spade, George Wendt, Penn Jillette, Henry Winkler, Tony Orlando…..Al B. Sure, Brian McKnight, Vanilla Ice…..Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O´Brien, Louie Anderson, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Kenneth “Babyface” Edmonds…..Mason Ma$e Betha, Jay Leno, Lisa Loeb…..Jon Lovitz and Budd Frieman to name a few…..Little Nicky……Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Rhys Ifans, Tommy “Tiny” Lister Jr., Rodney Dangerfield…..Reese Witherspoon, Dana Carvey, John Farley, Jon Lovitz, Dan Marino…..Ozzy Osbourne, Regis Philbinin Quentin Tarantino, John Witherspoon, Carl Weathers, Bill Walton…..Uncut Gems.….Lakeith Standfield, Julia Fox, Kevin Garnett…..Idina Menzel, Eric Bogosian, Judd Hirsch, John Amos, Trinidad James…..Tilda Swinton……and in The Hustle……he wanted to make a film about ballin’…..now besides Queen Latifah, Ben Foster, Robert Duvall, Heidi Gardner…..Maria Botto, Fat Joe…..and Juancho Hernangómez…..who was really good BTW….he pulled in Kenny Smith, Jaleel White, Trae Young, Jordan Clarkson, Khris Middleton…..Aaron Gordon, Kyle Lowry, Seth Curry, Luka Doncic, Tobias Harris, Tyrese Mayey…..Matisse Thybulle, Aaron McKie….. “THE” Julius Erving, Charles Barkley, Shaq….Allen Iverson, Dirk Nowitzki…..Brad Stevens, Doc Rivers, Dave Joerger…..Sergio Scariolo, José Calderón, Leandro Barbosa, Alex Abrines, Maurice Cheeks…..and he pulled street ball legends…..Grayson “The Professor” Boucher and Larry “Bone Collector” Williams and Waliyy “Main Event” Dixon…..to have widely known actors and sports icons do a main or cameo role in your film……and have LeBron James help produce the film……that’s some major pull in Hollyweird!
8% OF AMERICANS SAY THEY THINK THEY COULD BEAT A LION IN A FIST FIGHT…..Well, if there is a percentage of the American population……who consider themselves very intelligent…..and physically fit enough…..to take on a lion…..an animal that’s called…..by damn near…..everyone on the planet…..the King of the Jungle…..if this 8% is willing to help future societies strive forward in the direction of a more sensible world…..by making sure that these 8% idiots……..will never…..ever….be able to pro-create…..or leave one smidgen, iota…..of genetic DNA anything connecting to their stupidity…..sure…..please walk up to a lion…..talk some shit…..right in his face…..and sucker punch him with a left or right hook…..better yet…..I “SERIOUSLY DARE YOU”……because y’all all that bad…..and all that tough……and to quote Tower of Power…..probably drunk as a skunk……go bitch slap a female lion…..and invite one of your even dumber friends to video Tik Tac….Tok it live.…..now that would be good……because they’re the hunters!
SOLDIERS BANNED FROM BALKANS DEPLOYMENT OVER “ORGY” FILMED AT BARRACKS……Soldiers from the 3rd Battalion Parachute Regiment…..of the British Army…..have been banned from going to the Balkans…..because some idiot thought it was a good idea……to film eight of them…..having fun with a woman…..who was smuggled onto the base……and General Sir Patrick Sanders…..the head guy in charge…..said he would not risk the mission or reputation of the British Army by sending these soldiers overseas……dude, you can forget the “rep” thing……even though the Royal Military Police established that no crime has been committed……Col. Sanders……the chicken guys cousin said…..their behavior would have seem to “denigrate women”…..really General Sir?……word on the street is…..this…..and excuse my language with no disrespect towards women…..but this “Woman”…..was thought to have been smuggled into the barracks…..like over 31 times in the past five months…..so that “denigrate” theory?…..nah dog…..she knew what the hell she was doing…..and was probably getting paid big time.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
A dad threatened to “show up and kill somebody” if drag queens performed at his kid’s school
Landscaper calls the police on a customer who refused to pay
North Carolina official absolutely loses it over a photo of two guys kissing
In a pinch, you might be able to breathe through your butt.
A gunman killed 3 seniors over a potluck dinner at an Alabama church
A drug gang’s pet monkey was found dead after a bloody cartel shootout
A woman was eaten by her 20 cats after falling dead
I’m addicted to marriage after 11 tries and the failure is painful
A New Jersey driver was arrested for using a fake siren and lights to beat the Holland Tunnel traffic