……Claims that ground-breaking events…..that will change the course of humanity…..are coming very soon…..and here we go again folks…..so let’s see what this…..person has to say about our future…..I can already save you a lot of time and worry…..because if this person has come back to warn us of some future devastating events…..it’s obvious we survived them…..otherwise…..he wouldn’t be coming back to warn us…..anyway,…..on November 30th 2022…..the James Webb telescope…..finds a planet that is a mirror version of Earth…..dear God I hope not…..this one is so screwed up……December 8th 2022…..a large meteor hits Earth…..containing new types of metal and alien species……it’s probably that pissed off asteroid we hit with a missile…..claiming some payback and slamming into us…..February 6th 2023……a group of four teenagers…..discover ancient ruins…..and a device that opens a wormhole to other galaxies……now that I can get with…..another way off this planet is fine with me…..March 23rd 2023……a team of scientists exploring the Mariana Trench…..find ancient species…..I always said…..the telescopes are pointed in the wrong direction……May 15th 2023…..a mega-tsunami hits the west coast of the U.S……mainly San Francisco…..it’s bound to happen sooner or later…..me personally,…..I’d rather he told us…..what the hell was happening in 2671.
DEATH TOLL CLIMBS TO 233 AS IRAN’S ANTI-HIJAB PROTEST ENTERS FIFTH WEEK……And 38 of those killed…..were young children…..Iran’s notorious Evin prison…..where political and anti-regime prisoners are held…..witnessed the prison be set on fire……..and 4 prisoners were killed…..and over 61 prisoners were injured in the fire…..or shot by guards.
PUTIN SAYS GERMANY MADE A MISTAKE TO SIDE WITH NATO…..Now I don’t know who’s dumber……this MF……or Herschel Walker……Germany has been a member of NATO for…..I don’t know how long…..and Herschel…..during a debate with another candidate running for office……pulled out his…..Wyatt Earp sheriff’s cowboy badge he received one Christmas day…..when he was like…..maybe six-years-old……with the cowboy hat, two six-shooters, and holster set of course..….and thought it would make us believe he was a police officer…..this fool said during this debate……people who worry about the high cost of insulin……should just “eat right”……serious football brain damage going on here…..and Putin……please explain to me why…..your soldiers killed a Ukrainian musician because he refused……to participate in the Kherson concert?……and what’s up with a gunman killing 11 Russian trainee soldiers?…….and grabbing men off the street to fight in Ukraine?…..I’ll wait!
INDIANA CATHOLIC SCHOOL TEACHER ARRESTED FOR ALLEGEDLY CREATING A “KILL LIST”…….Now you know……those are some badass fifth-graders…..if a teacher is making a “kill list” to get rid of them…..or she’s a psycho who should’ve never been associating with children.
STUFF I REALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT……
VICTORIA BECKHAM……sets the record straight……on why she removed David Beckham tattoo……I really don’t care……
KIM KARDASHIAN…..describes creepy sex with Pete Davidson…..to her grandma…..I really don’t care
CHILD INCEST VICTIM……denied an abortion in Florida…..was forced to travel out of state….now that I care about……
WOMAN WHO ESCAPED MONTH-LONG CAPTIVITY SAYS OTHER BLACK WOMEN KILLED BY ABDUCTOR…..This is interesting…..a 22-year-old woman from Missouri…..escaped after a white man abducted her…..tortured and held her captive in his basement for several weeks…..said her captor has killed many more black women…..and the police dismissed the community concerns about a serial killer…..calling them….. “completely unfounded”……she said 39-year-old Timothy M Haslett…..imprisoned her in his basement…..beat, tortured and repeatedly raped her……she escaped while he was dropping his kid off to school…..sought help from neighbors and told them that her friends…..did not make it out and were killed by Haslett…..several community leaders raised concerns about the disappearance of multiple black women and girls…..and the police said there was no basis to support this rumor……Haslett…..a scruffy looking man with dark brown hair and a greying beard…..was the description of a man given to the police….this case is just the lasts example of a predominantly…… “white police force”……refusing to take seriously reports of missing and murdered Black, Brown……and Indigenous victims…..especially…..women and young girls…..the U.S. Justice Department is currently investigating the Kansas City police department……for alleged racism…..against Black officers.
AND OFF TO THE WORLD OF THE STUPID……
An American traveler has been accused of trying to smuggle a live albino alligator out of Germany on a flight to Singapore
A Michigan home inspector was convicted after masturbating with a client’s Elmo doll
Grandma was rushed to the hospital after eating weed-laced cupcakes at a wedding
New York congressional runner is promoting sex positivity – he’s willing to go deep for your vote
Dear Abby, my dad told my gay sister she is going to hell